| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Bins? Limbs!
Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times |
2022-11-30
10:31:05
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1.5% | ||
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Ubermensch
Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare |
2022-11-30
10:27:47
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1.2% | ||
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Orbital Bang-bardment
Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon |
2022-11-30
09:14:59
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1.0% | ||
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Disintegrator
Fry 500 items with the plasma welder |
2022-11-30
09:12:26
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1.4% | ||
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Locked In
Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong |
2022-11-30
08:40:16
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1.3% | ||
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Bleach and Clear
Complete Penumbra Level |
2022-11-30
08:14:50
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1.7% | ||
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Crystal Clear
Complete Core Sample Level |
2022-11-30
07:56:41
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3.6% | ||
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Lair Care
Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level |
2022-11-30
07:01:23
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1.3% | ||
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Audacious Oddities
Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office |
2022-11-29
09:32:25
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1.0% | ||
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We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank
Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy |
2022-11-29
08:52:10
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1.8% | ||
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Double-Oh Dumbass
Foolishly activate the Death Ray |
2022-11-29
08:01:58
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2.1% | ||
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Cat-astrophe
Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats! |
2022-11-29
07:59:00
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1.1% | ||
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Death From Above
Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon |
2022-11-29
07:55:56
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1.4% | ||
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Teeth for Tunes
Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark |
2022-11-29
07:50:40
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1.7% | ||
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Blood in the Water
Go for a swim with Sharks |
2022-11-29
07:50:13
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2.6% | ||
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Clean Freak
Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave |
2022-11-29
07:49:00
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3.3% | ||
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Wicked Unliving
Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office |
2022-11-29
07:46:01
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2.0% | ||
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Santa Hats Must Die!
Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate |
2022-11-29
07:25:23
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1.1% | ||
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"Red Keycard"
Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room |
2022-11-29
07:22:07
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1.7% | ||
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Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe
Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office |
2022-11-29
07:22:06
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1.3% | ||
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Bob's Legacy
Find Bob |
2022-11-29
07:19:59
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1.9% | ||
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Pest Control
Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level |
2022-11-29
06:55:41
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3.6% | ||
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Eggregious
Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office |
2022-11-28
21:55:05
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1.8% | ||
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Head Hunter
Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office |
2022-11-28
21:28:14
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1.4% | ||
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Bring the Thunder
Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on |
2022-11-28
20:55:25
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1.5% | ||
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Plague Bearer
Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something |
2022-11-28
14:00:53
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1.6% | ||
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Taking Out the Trash
Pick up 1000 pieces of trash |
2021-01-21
17:32:37
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4.0% | ||
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Need a Hand?
Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic |
2019-02-23
09:06:13
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2.1% | ||
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Master of the Beats
Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game |
2018-04-12
12:11:45
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1.4% | ||
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Head Hunter
Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho! |
2018-02-28
18:03:02
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1.5% | ||
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Top Brass
Pick up 800 casings |
2018-02-28
17:16:53
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4.3% | ||
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Harroween
Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office |
2018-02-28
17:03:33
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1.9% | ||
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Thursday the 12th
Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office |
2018-02-28
17:03:32
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2.2% | ||
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Swept Under The Carpet
Complete Uprinsing Level |
2017-12-28
11:18:25
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6.0% | ||
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One Mop To Rule Them All
Complete All major Official Levels |
2017-11-13
18:04:19
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1.5% | ||
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Surgical Sweeper
Complete Evil Science Level |
2017-11-13
18:04:19
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9.2% | ||
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House of Honor
Clean the entire House of Horror level |
2017-11-13
16:16:57
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2.5% | ||
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The Shimmering
Collect the axe and return it to your office |
2017-11-13
16:16:49
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2.4% | ||
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Never Put It On
Collect the ring and return it to your office |
2017-11-13
16:16:49
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2.8% | ||
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Bad Dreams on Helm Street
Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office |
2017-11-13
16:16:48
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2.6% | ||
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Not Quite a Lumberjack
Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper |
2017-11-12
16:47:16
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3.3% | ||
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Lost in Space and Time
Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time |
2017-11-12
10:41:58
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4.6% | ||
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Back From Whence It Came
Destroy the Bad Banger |
2017-11-12
10:20:34
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3.2% | ||
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Bloody Incompetent
Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
2017-11-12
09:58:17
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2.2% | ||
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Sanitized Earth
Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
2017-11-12
09:55:02
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1.7% | ||
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Employee of the Year
Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards |
2017-11-12
09:55:02
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2.6% | ||
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Ballistic Weaponry
Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office |
2017-11-12
09:46:02
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1.7% | ||
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Tower of Babel
Build a stack of 10 stools |
2017-11-12
09:40:14
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1.8% | ||
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Christmas Crisis Corrected
Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off |
2017-11-12
08:49:48
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1.3% | ||
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Cleanliness is Godliness
Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
2017-11-12
08:49:47
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4.4% | ||
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Rooks Kept
Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office |
2017-11-12
08:49:46
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2.2% | ||
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St. Nick's Boomstick
Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office |
2017-11-12
08:49:46
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2.4% | ||
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The Red Nose Knows
Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office |
2017-11-12
08:49:45
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2.4% | ||
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The Nose Knows
Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours |
2017-11-12
08:47:55
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2.4% | ||
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Thunder Candle
Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT |
2017-11-12
08:16:31
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7.7% | ||
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The Day the Funk Died
Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire |
2017-11-12
07:52:56
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5.8% | ||
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Ice-Cold Cleana
Complete Cryogenesis Level |
2017-11-11
13:41:38
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5.6% | ||
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First Aid
Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits |
2017-11-11
13:41:36
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3.2% | ||
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Pedestrian
Track over 20,000 footprints |
2017-11-11
11:48:10
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3.1% | ||
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Mr. Two Million Dollars
Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office |
2017-11-11
11:42:23
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1.6% | ||
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You're Fired!
Get fired! |
2017-11-09
17:11:49
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31.1% | ||
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Sanitary Supremacy
Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level |
2017-11-09
17:08:49
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3.5% | ||
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Sandblasted
Complete Unearthly Excavation Level |
2017-11-09
15:57:54
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3.1% | ||
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Chew on This!
Throw 100 items into sand traps |
2017-11-09
13:28:15
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3.6% | ||
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Pass The Torch
Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor |
2017-11-08
18:59:49
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4.9% | ||
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Who's for Dinner?
Get eaten |
2017-11-08
18:31:47
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13.8% | ||
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Janicide
Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge |
2017-11-08
18:31:16
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7.2% | ||
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Brushed Steel
Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level |
2017-11-08
18:26:13
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7.3% | ||
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Pine Fresh
Complete Hydroponic Hell Level |
2017-02-25
09:38:39
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5.7% | ||
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Louis and Clean
Complete Gravity Drive Level |
2017-02-23
18:19:54
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4.4% | ||
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Biomassive Breakdown
Complete Incubation Emergency Level |
2017-02-22
16:59:54
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3.7% | ||
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Blaze of Glory
Incinerate 2000 items |
2017-02-21
18:23:22
|
9.5% | ||
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Bushwhacked
Complete Overgrowth Level |
2017-02-19
09:24:05
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3.8% | ||
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Blood Soaked
Spill 100 dirty buckets |
2017-02-19
08:47:43
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5.9% | ||
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Anti-Virus
Complete Caduceus Level |
2017-02-18
16:29:46
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11.5% | ||
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Refined
Complete Unrefinery Level |
2017-02-18
12:36:34
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7.9% | ||
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Identity Theft
Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office |
2017-02-18
12:36:31
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4.3% | ||
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Cold Storage
Complete Frostbite Level |
2017-02-18
10:19:52
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9.2% | ||
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Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning
Complete Paintenance Level |
2017-02-14
16:01:55
|
7.4% | ||
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The Mops Of Wrath
Complete Athena's Wrath Level |
2017-02-13
16:17:57
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20.4% | ||
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Employee of the Month
Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office |
2017-02-13
16:17:57
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23.8% | ||
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Bloody Hell!
Mop up 10,000 splats |
2017-02-12
10:18:46
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13.5% | ||
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Operation Brownwash
Complete Waste Disposal Level |
2017-02-11
21:20:12
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12.3% | ||
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Spring Fresh
Clean any map adequately |
2017-02-11
21:20:11
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42.4% | ||
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Big Banger Burnout
Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it |
2017-02-11
15:54:40
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49.8% |