- -11
- Par
- 17
- Threshold
- 11h 2m
- Completion
- 23m
- Average
- 2019-06-11 10:53:23
- Last Played
- 2019-06-11 10:52:53
- Last Unlock & Completed
- 2018-05-18 14:43:03
- First Unlock & Started
- 1 year 4 weeks 20 hours 9 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Lifetimes | 25% | 7 / 28 | 1h 46m | 2024-04-16 22:46:52 | |||
WaxWeazle | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 24m | 2024-04-12 22:35:45 | |||
Monkeh | 17.86% | 5 / 28 | 1h 19m | 2024-04-04 11:56:36 | |||
[☭]-Soviet-Triumph- | 46.43% | 13 / 28 | 4h 12m | 2024-03-31 05:55:03 | |||
Lohrteos | 32.14% | 9 / 28 | 5h 29m | 2024-03-29 22:12:41 | |||
Cocteau | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 30m | 2024-03-15 23:32:07 | |||
BNbbo| | 10.71% | 3 / 28 | 37m | 2024-03-15 21:42:50 | |||
Mikiwi8 | 92.86% | 26 / 28 | 2h 51m | 2024-03-09 20:36:05 | |||
fabenus | 14.29% | 4 / 28 | 4h 23m | 2024-03-05 18:53:23 | |||
Freeman | 100% | 28 | 3h 50m | 3h 50m | 2024-02-29 02:59:21 |
Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
---|---|---|---|---|
Magnetic Basshole
Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
2019-06-11 10:52:53 | 3.7% | ||
Sleep No More
Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
2019-06-11 10:49:50 | 1.5% | ||
Master Unlocker
Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
2018-08-28 14:27:13 | 3.8% | ||
Safety First
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. |
2018-08-28 14:17:38 | 3.0% | ||
Spare Wheel
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
2018-05-26 10:23:04 | 4.7% | ||
Fussy Lover
Save yourself for that special orgy. |
2018-05-26 10:18:39 | 1.1% | ||
Early Bird
Swallow every worm. |
2018-05-23 14:30:17 | 1.6% | ||
Clumsy
Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
2018-05-23 13:57:02 | 6.1% | ||
Bulking Gear
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
2018-05-23 13:52:36 | 1.5% | ||
Appalling Appetite
You should see a doctor immediately. |
2018-05-23 13:41:14 | 1.2% | ||
Summer Job
Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
2018-05-23 13:29:38 | 4.2% | ||
Paperwork
Submit your monthly physical report. |
2018-05-23 13:08:25 | 2.1% | ||
Swan Tamer
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
2018-05-22 23:54:37 | 10.4% | ||
Popcorn Buffet
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
2018-05-22 23:51:11 | 3.3% | ||
Meet Your Maker
Penetrate God. |
2018-05-22 23:44:12 | 3.0% | ||
Most Improved Tapulator
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
2018-05-20 20:11:32 | 4.7% | ||
The Perfect Partner
Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
2018-05-19 10:34:42 | 4.0% | ||
Always Finishes First
Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
2018-05-19 10:07:10 | 6.6% | ||
My Precious
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
2018-05-19 10:04:25 | 3.2% | ||
Till Death Do Us
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
2018-05-19 10:02:46 | 9.2% | ||
Generous Lover
Finish last in a Party Mode game. |
2018-05-18 16:19:46 | 31.7% | ||
Couch Party
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
2018-05-18 16:19:46 | 1.2% | ||
A Better John
Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
2018-05-18 15:58:51 | 11.1% | ||
Self Defence
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
2018-05-18 15:19:29 | 15.8% | ||
Fire Inspector
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |
2018-05-18 14:49:41 | 32.0% | ||
Go Right
Move to the right. |
2018-05-18 14:45:17 | 44.9% | ||
Go Left
Move to the left. |
2018-05-18 14:45:15 | 45.0% | ||
Autopaedicatio
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
2018-05-18 14:43:03 | 6.7% |