POSTAL 2

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POSTAL 2
Title
Developer
Publisher
Action Games, Indie, Adventure
Genres
Categories
Released November 02, 2012
Release
USD 9.99
Price
93.89
Game Rating
59
Metacritic Score
9
Steam Review Score
-1
Par
63
Threshold
22h 30m
Last Unlock Playtime
8h 45m
Estimated
21m
Average
2021-01-18 04:08:23
Last Played
2021-01-18 03:08:03
Last Unlock
2021-01-04 05:02:57
First Unlock & Started
1 week 6 days 22 hours 5 minutes
Time Taken
13,067
Owners Including hidden & invalid profiles
10,900
… Players
397
… Expired
5,924
… in Progress
797
… Completed
50h 10m
Completion Playtime Avg.
19h 29m
Completion Playtime Median
14h 38m
Playtime Average
4h 5m
Playtime Median
32.43%
Completion Average
16.85%
Completion Median
Players
Player Completion Achievements Completion Time Playtime Last Unlock
Pacha 71.91% 64 / 89 22h 30m 2021-01-18 03:08:03
BattleBrotherGian 95.51% 85 / 89 150h 18m 2021-01-17 21:42:52
mrjodicow 100% 89 23h 9m 23h 9m 2021-01-10 21:24:52
Duke 100% 89 49h 15m 49h 15m 2021-01-10 15:26:36
Shady Mammoth 84.27% 75 / 89 155h 54m 2021-01-10 13:45:40
FuckYeahSuki 91.01% 81 / 89 76h 41m 2021-01-09 18:44:32
S y n t a x 2.25% 2 / 89 5h 31m 2021-01-05 16:41:19
MacGuffin_ 91.01% 81 / 89 20h 40m 2021-01-03 03:02:50
Man of Letters 69.66% 62 / 89 101h 19m 2020-12-26 21:44:08
Danny Devito 5.62% 5 / 89 24m 2020-12-26 19:38:00
Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
2021-01-18 03:08:03 5.3%
Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
2021-01-16 04:17:48
7.9%
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
2021-01-16 04:07:37
15.6%
Gary vs. The K. Man
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
2021-01-16 04:02:06
4.0%
SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
2021-01-16 02:57:33
4.3%
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
2021-01-16 02:49:44 17.2%
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
2021-01-16 02:32:32 16.6%
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
2021-01-15 22:59:34 5.9%
You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
2021-01-15 22:59:30
12.3%
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
2021-01-15 16:29:23
5.4%
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
2021-01-15 16:28:16
8.0%
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits.
2021-01-15 16:22:56 13.4%
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
2021-01-15 16:21:04 15.1%
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
2021-01-15 15:59:15 4.7%
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
2021-01-15 15:45:06
8.8%
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
2021-01-15 15:21:01 8.6%
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
2021-01-15 15:19:58 31.7%
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
2021-01-15 15:17:51
14.7%
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
2021-01-15 15:16:51 8.8%
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
2021-01-15 15:13:38 8.9%
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire.
2021-01-15 14:40:23
18.8%
John Rambo'd!
Made a very long killing spree.
2021-01-15 14:39:24
6.8%
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
2021-01-15 14:38:44
16.5%
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
2021-01-15 14:36:03
12.1%
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
2021-01-15 14:27:09 4.3%
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
2021-01-15 13:56:39 8.9%
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars.
2021-01-15 13:29:06
9.0%
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss.
2021-01-14 05:31:00 35.0%
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
2021-01-14 05:29:28 10.7%
RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls.
2021-01-14 05:27:27
8.0%
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
2021-01-14 05:24:34
10.0%
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
2021-01-14 04:26:33 18.3%
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death.
2021-01-14 04:20:33 6.1%
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
2021-01-14 03:48:26
6.4%
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
2021-01-14 03:23:52 8.1%
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
2021-01-14 03:23:34 12.5%
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
2021-01-14 00:47:47 26.6%
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
2021-01-14 00:45:46 28.0%
There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
2021-01-12 00:11:05
9.1%
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
2021-01-11 23:40:46
5.1%
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days.
2021-01-11 19:33:25 9.0%
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
2021-01-11 19:30:34 9.8%
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs.
2021-01-11 19:15:24
4.8%
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door.
2021-01-11 19:02:22 53.7%
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people.
2021-01-08 23:45:28
15.5%
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
2021-01-08 03:31:14
8.9%
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday.
2021-01-08 03:21:37 13.3%
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday.
2021-01-07 03:44:44 15.7%
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire.
2021-01-06 04:42:51 36.6%
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
2021-01-05 04:53:44 21.8%
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day.
2021-01-05 04:23:13 8.4%
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday.
2021-01-05 04:21:26 18.5%
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday.
2021-01-04 22:23:34 23.6%
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
2021-01-04 20:05:29 32.4%
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper.
2021-01-04 20:03:01 45.9%
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
2021-01-04 20:01:39
24.4%
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday.
2021-01-04 19:58:18 29.5%
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
2021-01-04 19:56:14 59.1%
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
2021-01-04 19:48:12 63.0%
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
2021-01-04 18:39:18 27.0%
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
2021-01-04 18:08:17 41.3%
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday.
2021-01-04 18:00:58 47.8%
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
2021-01-04 17:57:55 50.5%
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
2021-01-04 05:02:57 46.1%
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
9.2%
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend.
8.0%
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy.
6.6%
Ginger Mint
Killed Zack Ward.
5.9%
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame.
5.9%
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
5.4%
BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines.
4.7%
Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
4.6%
Ape Gape
Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
4.6%
Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion.
4.4%
Dick Message
Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
4.3%
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
4.0%
Ladies Love Cake
Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
3.9%
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
3.8%
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
3.7%
Hobo Sexual
Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
3.7%
PooMasher
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
3.6%
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
3.5%
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
3.5%
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
3.4%
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
3.3%
Ode to Eddings
Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
3.2%
Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
3.0%
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
3.0%
Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
3.0%
Completion Playtime
Including hidden & invalid profiles