- 0
- Par
- 28
- Threshold
- 5h 9m
- Completion
- 7h 24m
- Total Playtime
- 2h 15m
- Additional Playtime
- 15m
- Average
- 2019-03-09 04:25:43
- Last Played
- 2019-02-27 06:32:51
- Last Unlock & Completed
- 2019-02-27 00:29:45
- First Unlock & Started
- 6 hours 3 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Lifetimes | 25% | 7 / 28 | 1h 46m | 2024-04-16 22:46:52 | |||
WaxWeazle | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 24m | 2024-04-12 22:35:45 | |||
Monkeh | 17.86% | 5 / 28 | 1h 19m | 2024-04-04 11:56:36 | |||
[☭]-Soviet-Triumph- | 46.43% | 13 / 28 | 4h 12m | 2024-03-31 05:55:03 | |||
Lohrteos | 32.14% | 9 / 28 | 5h 29m | 2024-03-29 22:12:41 | |||
Cocteau | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 30m | 2024-03-15 23:32:07 | |||
Mikiwi8 | 92.86% | 26 / 28 | 2h 51m | 2024-03-09 20:36:05 | |||
fabenus | 14.29% | 4 / 28 | 4h 23m | 2024-03-05 18:53:23 | |||
Freeman | 100% | 28 | 3h 50m | 3h 50m | 2024-02-29 02:59:21 | ||
I WANT ALL THE SMOKE | 100% | 28 | 7h 36m | 7h 36m | 2024-02-27 16:02:48 |
Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
---|---|---|---|---|
Master Unlocker
Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
2019-02-27 06:32:51 | 3.8% | ||
Magnetic Basshole
Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
2019-02-27 06:03:58 | 3.7% | ||
My Precious
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
2019-02-27 05:37:17 | 3.2% | ||
The Perfect Partner
Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
2019-02-27 05:36:46 | 4.0% | ||
Safety First
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. |
2019-02-27 05:34:31 | 3.0% | ||
Fussy Lover
Save yourself for that special orgy. |
2019-02-27 04:27:32 | 1.1% | ||
Spare Wheel
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
2019-02-27 04:18:20 | 4.7% | ||
Always Finishes First
Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
2019-02-27 04:13:19 | 6.6% | ||
Autopaedicatio
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
2019-02-27 04:06:41 | 6.7% | ||
A Better John
Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
2019-02-27 04:01:05 | 11.1% | ||
Early Bird
Swallow every worm. |
2019-02-27 03:59:49 | 1.6% | ||
Sleep No More
Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
2019-02-27 03:55:08 | 1.5% | ||
Clumsy
Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
2019-02-27 03:11:00 | 6.1% | ||
Bulking Gear
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
2019-02-27 02:58:32 | 1.5% | ||
Swan Tamer
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
2019-02-27 02:50:55 | 10.4% | ||
Self Defence
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
2019-02-27 02:49:02 | 15.8% | ||
Appalling Appetite
You should see a doctor immediately. |
2019-02-27 02:45:19 | 1.2% | ||
Popcorn Buffet
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
2019-02-27 02:43:51 | 3.3% | ||
Summer Job
Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
2019-02-27 02:22:12 | 4.2% | ||
Meet Your Maker
Penetrate God. |
2019-02-27 02:20:22 | 3.0% | ||
Paperwork
Submit your monthly physical report. |
2019-02-27 01:59:19 | 2.1% | ||
Fire Inspector
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |
2019-02-27 01:47:00 | 31.9% | ||
Couch Party
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
2019-02-27 01:31:35 | 1.2% | ||
Till Death Do Us
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
2019-02-27 01:10:30 | 9.2% | ||
Generous Lover
Finish last in a Party Mode game. |
2019-02-27 00:52:36 | 31.7% | ||
Most Improved Tapulator
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
2019-02-27 00:37:18 | 4.7% | ||
Go Left
Move to the left. |
2019-02-27 00:29:47 | 45.0% | ||
Go Right
Move to the right. |
2019-02-27 00:29:45 | 44.9% |