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POSTAL 2

Updated 3 years ago

Game for
POSTAL 2
Title
Developer
Publisher
Action, Adventure, Indie
Genres
Family Sharing
Categories
Released November 02, 2012
Release
USD 9.99
Price
95.13
Game Rating
59
Metacritic Score
9
Steam Review Score
-14
Par
75
Threshold
84h 27m
Completion
56m
Average
2019-03-09 20:41:03
Last Played
2018-07-26 07:14:36
Last Unlock & Completed
2018-07-17 16:02:06
First Unlock & Started
1 week 1 day 15 hours 12 minutes
Time Taken
24,636
Owners Including hidden & invalid profiles
19,987
… Players
362
… Expired
11,851
… in Progress
1,610
… Completed
57h 16m
Completion Playtime Avg.
20h 50m
Completion Playtime Median
17h 1m
Playtime Average
4h 8m
Playtime Median
32.13%
Completion Average
16.85%
Completion Median
Players
Player Completion Achievements Completion Time Playtime Last Unlock
TheTerrorFox 29.21% 26 / 89 6h 7m 2024-03-28 21:12:14
Diesel292 100% 89 2h 3m 2h 3m 2024-03-27 11:32:19
Dogmin 20.22% 18 / 89 1h 15m 2024-03-27 04:52:52
Raz 73.03% 65 / 89 40h 57m 2024-03-26 00:11:01
H I M O 55.06% 49 / 89 31h 13m 2024-03-24 08:13:06
Vayne 88.76% 79 / 89 17h 21m 2024-03-23 20:44:20
moonchild5713 61.8% 55 / 89 33h 11m 2024-03-23 20:09:59
Mark 70.79% 63 / 89 26h 53m 2024-03-23 19:49:40
don quixote 78.65% 70 / 89 46h 7m 2024-03-23 19:11:35
EPeG_is_Nekto 14.61% 13 / 89 2h 45m 2024-03-20 08:15:26
Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
John Rambo'd!
Made a very long killing spree.
2018-07-26 07:14:36
7.6%
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
2018-07-26 06:46:06 3.1%
Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
2018-07-25 06:54:35 3.1%
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
2018-07-24 12:21:07 3.8%
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
2018-07-23 15:43:52
3.7%
Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
2018-07-23 15:41:09 3.1%
Ginger Mint
Killed Zack Ward.
2018-07-23 09:03:12
6.1%
Ode to Eddings
Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
2018-07-23 07:20:15
3.4%
PooMasher
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
2018-07-23 06:30:49
3.7%
Ape Gape
Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
2018-07-22 20:07:01
4.7%
Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion.
2018-07-22 19:54:51 4.6%
BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines.
2018-07-22 19:32:13
4.8%
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
2018-07-22 13:30:15 5.6%
Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
2018-07-22 13:04:09
4.9%
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
2018-07-22 12:51:11 9.4%
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
2018-07-22 12:31:44 3.4%
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame.
2018-07-21 15:55:01 6.1%
Ladies Love Cake
Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
2018-07-21 15:53:59
3.9%
Hobo Sexual
Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
2018-07-21 15:50:20
3.8%
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy.
2018-07-21 14:45:00 6.9%
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend.
2018-07-21 12:07:42 8.3%
Dick Message
Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
2018-07-21 12:04:28
4.6%
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
2018-07-21 09:06:01 4.2%
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
2018-07-21 09:06:01 3.4%
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
2018-07-20 12:35:22
5.3%
You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
2018-07-20 10:44:14
13.1%
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
2018-07-20 10:42:14 3.6%
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
2018-07-20 09:47:11 4.8%
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs.
2018-07-20 09:16:18
4.9%
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
2018-07-20 08:21:54
12.5%
There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
2018-07-20 08:05:25
9.7%
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
2018-07-20 07:17:29 6.1%
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death.
2018-07-20 07:12:31 6.5%
Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
2018-07-20 06:25:21
8.4%
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
2018-07-20 06:20:02 10.5%
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
2018-07-20 06:14:39
6.5%
RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls.
2018-07-20 06:04:03
9.2%
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
2018-07-19 19:10:39 18.4%
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
2018-07-19 17:15:32 15.3%
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
2018-07-19 16:08:14 9.7%
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
2018-07-19 11:45:51 4.1%
Gary vs. The K. Man
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
2018-07-19 11:38:02
4.1%
SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
2018-07-19 09:24:20
4.5%
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day.
2018-07-19 09:11:41 8.8%
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
2018-07-19 06:44:52 8.5%
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
2018-07-19 06:16:29
8.3%
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
2018-07-19 06:15:21
5.5%
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
2018-07-19 06:06:19 5.4%
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
2018-07-19 05:56:08 12.8%
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars.
2018-07-19 05:53:06
9.5%
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire.
2018-07-19 05:51:44
19.7%
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
2018-07-19 05:32:28
8.6%
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
2018-07-18 20:03:49 11.0%
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
2018-07-18 19:58:20
16.9%
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days.
2018-07-18 19:42:17 9.3%
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
2018-07-18 19:41:01 10.5%
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
2018-07-18 19:15:26 9.4%
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
2018-07-18 18:57:39
9.2%
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
2018-07-18 18:53:50
13.3%
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
2018-07-18 18:47:56 4.4%
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss.
2018-07-18 18:09:27 36.1%
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people.
2018-07-18 15:37:43
16.9%
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday.
2018-07-18 15:15:30 14.1%
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
2018-07-18 14:46:01
15.8%
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday.
2018-07-18 14:04:35 17.5%
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
2018-07-18 10:51:06 9.1%
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
2018-07-18 10:29:43 23.8%
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday.
2018-07-18 10:15:50 20.5%
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
2018-07-18 10:14:37
26.6%
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
2018-07-18 09:02:18 18.5%
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits.
2018-07-18 08:36:15 14.5%
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday.
2018-07-18 07:57:41 26.2%
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
2018-07-18 07:32:27
18.3%
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire.
2018-07-18 07:06:37 37.1%
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
2018-07-18 06:54:11 33.4%
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday.
2018-07-18 06:51:57 32.4%
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
2018-07-18 06:33:44 20.3%
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
2018-07-17 18:20:09 61.1%
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
2018-07-17 18:12:44 32.1%
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
2018-07-17 17:58:47 51.2%
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
2018-07-17 17:33:47 65.8%
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door.
2018-07-17 17:29:15 55.5%
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
2018-07-17 16:43:20 29.7%
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
2018-07-17 16:42:25 44.4%
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday.
2018-07-17 16:30:57 51.1%
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper.
2018-07-17 16:12:32 46.9%
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
2018-07-17 16:10:13 29.3%
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
2018-07-17 16:02:13 30.2%
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
2018-07-17 16:02:06 48.5%
Completion Playtime
Including hidden & invalid profiles