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- -14
- Par
- 75
- Threshold
- 84h 27m
- Completion
- 56m
- Average
- 2019-03-09 20:41:03
- Last Played
- 2018-07-26 07:14:36
- Last Unlock & Completed
- 2018-07-17 16:02:06
- First Unlock & Started
- 1 week 1 day 15 hours 12 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
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TheTerrorFox | 29.21% | 26 / 89 | 6h 7m | 2024-03-28 21:12:14 | |||
Diesel292 | 100% | 89 | 2h 3m | 2h 3m | 2024-03-27 11:32:19 | ||
Dogmin | 20.22% | 18 / 89 | 1h 15m | 2024-03-27 04:52:52 | |||
Raz | 73.03% | 65 / 89 | 40h 57m | 2024-03-26 00:11:01 | |||
H I M O | 55.06% | 49 / 89 | 31h 13m | 2024-03-24 08:13:06 | |||
Vayne | 88.76% | 79 / 89 | 17h 21m | 2024-03-23 20:44:20 | |||
moonchild5713 | 61.8% | 55 / 89 | 33h 11m | 2024-03-23 20:09:59 | |||
Mark | 70.79% | 63 / 89 | 26h 53m | 2024-03-23 19:49:40 | |||
don quixote | 78.65% | 70 / 89 | 46h 7m | 2024-03-23 19:11:35 | |||
EPeG_is_Nekto | 14.61% | 13 / 89 | 2h 45m | 2024-03-20 08:15:26 |
Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
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John Rambo'd!
Made a very long killing spree. |
2018-07-26 07:14:36 | 7.6% | ||
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. |
2018-07-26 06:46:06 | 3.1% | ||
Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. |
2018-07-25 06:54:35 | 3.1% | ||
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
2018-07-24 12:21:07 | 3.8% | ||
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. |
2018-07-23
15:43:52
|
3.7% | ||
Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
2018-07-23 15:41:09 | 3.1% | ||
Ginger Mint
Killed Zack Ward. |
2018-07-23 09:03:12 | 6.1% | ||
Ode to Eddings
Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units. |
2018-07-23 07:20:15 | 3.4% | ||
PooMasher
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. |
2018-07-23 06:30:49 | 3.7% | ||
Ape Gape
Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive. |
2018-07-22 20:07:01 | 4.7% | ||
Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion. |
2018-07-22 19:54:51 | 4.6% | ||
BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines. |
2018-07-22
19:32:13
|
4.8% | ||
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. |
2018-07-22 13:30:15 | 5.6% | ||
Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. |
2018-07-22
13:04:09
|
4.9% | ||
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
2018-07-22 12:51:11 | 9.4% | ||
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. |
2018-07-22 12:31:44 | 3.4% | ||
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame. |
2018-07-21 15:55:01 | 6.1% | ||
Ladies Love Cake
Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. |
2018-07-21 15:53:59 | 3.9% | ||
Hobo Sexual
Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward. |
2018-07-21 15:50:20 | 3.8% | ||
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy. |
2018-07-21 14:45:00 | 6.9% | ||
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend. |
2018-07-21 12:07:42 | 8.3% | ||
Dick Message
Wasted no time with the Wise Wang. |
2018-07-21 12:04:28 | 4.6% | ||
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. |
2018-07-21 09:06:01 | 4.2% | ||
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. |
2018-07-21 09:06:01 | 3.4% | ||
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. |
2018-07-20
12:35:22
|
5.3% | ||
You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! |
2018-07-20 10:44:14 | 13.1% | ||
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
2018-07-20 10:42:14 | 3.6% | ||
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
2018-07-20 09:47:11 | 4.8% | ||
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs. |
2018-07-20
09:16:18
|
4.9% | ||
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! |
2018-07-20 08:21:54 | 12.5% | ||
There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. |
2018-07-20 08:05:25 | 9.7% | ||
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
2018-07-20 07:17:29 | 6.1% | ||
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death. |
2018-07-20 07:12:31 | 6.5% | ||
Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. |
2018-07-20 06:25:21 | 8.4% | ||
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
2018-07-20 06:20:02 | 10.5% | ||
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog. |
2018-07-20
06:14:39
|
6.5% | ||
RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls. |
2018-07-20
06:04:03
|
9.2% | ||
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. |
2018-07-19 19:10:39 | 18.4% | ||
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. |
2018-07-19 17:15:32 | 15.3% | ||
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. |
2018-07-19 16:08:14 | 9.7% | ||
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. |
2018-07-19 11:45:51 | 4.1% | ||
Gary vs. The K. Man
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. |
2018-07-19 11:38:02 | 4.1% | ||
SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. |
2018-07-19 09:24:20 | 4.5% | ||
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day. |
2018-07-19 09:11:41 | 8.8% | ||
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. |
2018-07-19 06:44:52 | 8.5% | ||
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
2018-07-19
06:16:29
|
8.3% | ||
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
2018-07-19
06:15:21
|
5.5% | ||
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
2018-07-19 06:06:19 | 5.4% | ||
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
2018-07-19 05:56:08 | 12.8% | ||
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars. |
2018-07-19
05:53:06
|
9.5% | ||
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire. |
2018-07-19
05:51:44
|
19.7% | ||
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. |
2018-07-19
05:32:28
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8.6% | ||
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick. |
2018-07-18 20:03:49 | 11.0% | ||
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. |
2018-07-18 19:58:20 | 16.9% | ||
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days. |
2018-07-18 19:42:17 | 9.3% | ||
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb. |
2018-07-18 19:41:01 | 10.5% | ||
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
2018-07-18 19:15:26 | 9.4% | ||
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads. |
2018-07-18
18:57:39
|
9.2% | ||
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. |
2018-07-18
18:53:50
|
13.3% | ||
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
2018-07-18 18:47:56 | 4.4% | ||
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss. |
2018-07-18 18:09:27 | 36.1% | ||
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people. |
2018-07-18
15:37:43
|
16.9% | ||
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday. |
2018-07-18 15:15:30 | 14.1% | ||
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. |
2018-07-18
14:46:01
|
15.8% | ||
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday. |
2018-07-18 14:04:35 | 17.5% | ||
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. |
2018-07-18 10:51:06 | 9.1% | ||
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. |
2018-07-18 10:29:43 | 23.8% | ||
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday. |
2018-07-18 10:15:50 | 20.5% | ||
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. |
2018-07-18
10:14:37
|
26.6% | ||
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch. |
2018-07-18 09:02:18 | 18.5% | ||
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits. |
2018-07-18 08:36:15 | 14.5% | ||
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday. |
2018-07-18 07:57:41 | 26.2% | ||
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. |
2018-07-18
07:32:27
|
18.3% | ||
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire. |
2018-07-18 07:06:37 | 37.1% | ||
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. |
2018-07-18 06:54:11 | 33.4% | ||
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday. |
2018-07-18 06:51:57 | 32.4% | ||
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library. |
2018-07-18 06:33:44 | 20.3% | ||
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. |
2018-07-17 18:20:09 | 61.1% | ||
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head. |
2018-07-17 18:12:44 | 32.1% | ||
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. |
2018-07-17 17:58:47 | 51.2% | ||
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. |
2018-07-17 17:33:47 | 65.8% | ||
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door. |
2018-07-17 17:29:15 | 55.5% | ||
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
2018-07-17 16:43:20 | 29.7% | ||
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
2018-07-17 16:42:25 | 44.4% | ||
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday. |
2018-07-17 16:30:57 | 51.1% | ||
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper. |
2018-07-17 16:12:32 | 46.9% | ||
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
2018-07-17 16:10:13 | 29.3% | ||
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. |
2018-07-17 16:02:13 | 30.2% | ||
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. |
2018-07-17 16:02:06 | 48.5% |