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Know thyself
Have 450 You. 		17.3%
Didn't make sense not to live
Have 500 You. 		12.0%
Genetic bottleneck
Have 550 You. 		7.7%
Despite everything, it's still you
Have 600 You. 		6.0%
Everyone everywhere all at once
Have 650 You. 		5.1%
Self-made
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You. 		26.4%
Reproducible results
Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You. 		25.8%
That's all you
Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You. 		24.7%
Self-improvement
Reach level 10 You. 		12.4%
And now you're even older
Have 700 grandmas. 		25.1%
Au naturel
Have 700 farms. 		24.6%
Alternate timeline
Have 50 time machines. 		42.1%
Dirt-rich
Have 700 mines. 		24.2%
Bots build bots
Have 700 factories. 		23.7%
Getting that bag
Have 700 banks. 		23.1%
The leader is good, the leader is great
Have 700 temples. 		22.3%
You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-
Have 700 wizard towers. 		21.1%
Signed, sealed, delivered
Have 700 shipments. 		19.6%
Sugar, spice, and everything nice
Have 700 alchemy labs. 		17.7%
Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore
Have 700 portals. 		15.6%
I only meant to stay a while
Have 700 time machines. 		13.5%
Not 20 years away forever
Have 700 antimatter condensers. 		11.6%
Rewriting history
Have 100 time machines. 		40.2%
Bright side of the Moon
Have 700 prisms. 		10.0%
Riding the Mersenne twister
Have 700 chancemakers. 		8.7%
Divide and conquer
Have 700 fractal engines. 		7.8%
Pebcakes
Have 700 javascript consoles. 		6.3%
Greener on the other sides
Have 700 idleverses. 		5.5%
Where is my mind
Have 700 cortex bakers. 		5.0%
Introspection
Have 700 You. 		4.8%
Debt evasion
Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty. 		7.1%
Oft we mar what's well
Purchase 700 upgrades. 		3.9%
Cookie Clicker
Unlock the final building. 		27.2%
One with everything
Have at least 1 of every building. 		39.1%
What's not clicking
Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking. 		26.0%
All on deck
Have 900 cursors. 		15.3%
A round of applause
Have 1,000 cursors. 		7.2%
Mathematician
Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128). 		38.7%
Base 10
Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on. 		38.6%
Uncanny clicker
Click really, really fast. 		73.2%
Cookie-dunker
Dunk the cookie. 		46.6%
Fortune
Click 77 golden cookies. 		57.1%
True Neverclick
Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
12.3%
Elder nap
Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once. 		38.2%
Elder slumber
Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times. 		26.2%
Elder calm
Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs. 		33.9%
Engineer
Own 1,000 buildings. 		51.0%
Leprechaun
Click 777 golden cookies. 		33.5%
Black cat's paw
Click 7,777 golden cookies. 		8.6%
Nihilism
Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked. 		45.3%
Quirky quarks
Have 50 antimatter condensers. 		41.3%
It does matter!
Have 100 antimatter condensers. 		39.7%
Centennial
Have at least 100 of everything. 		37.8%
Hardcore
Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased. 		11.0%
Speed baking III
Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
12.8%
Multiplicity
Have 50 You. 		26.5%
Infinite bakery
Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension. 		45.4%
Ruler of the ancients
Have 200 grandmas. 		45.9%
Wholesome
Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power. 		54.7%
Itchscratcher
Burst 1 wrinkler. 		41.7%
Wrinklesquisher
Burst 50 wrinklers. 		34.8%
Moistburster
Burst 200 wrinklers. 		23.9%
Spooky cookies
Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie. 		22.4%
Immortal bakery
Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension. 		43.5%
All hail Santa
Reach Santa's final form. 		38.1%
Reindeer sleigher
Pop 200 reindeer. 		17.4%
Perfected agriculture
Have 150 farms. 		49.6%
Ultimate automation
Have 150 factories. 		43.9%
Can you dig it
Have 150 mines. 		46.1%
Type II civilization
Have 150 shipments. 		39.8%
Gild wars
Have 150 alchemy labs. 		39.3%
Don't stop me now
Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension. 		41.5%
Brain-split
Have 150 portals. 		39.0%
Time duke
Have 150 time machines. 		38.7%
Molecular maestro
Have 150 antimatter condensers. 		38.5%
Lone photon
Have 1 prism. 		47.5%
Dazzling glimmer
Have 50 prisms. 		40.6%
Blinding flash
Have 100 prisms. 		39.3%
Unending glow
Have 150 prisms. 		38.3%
Lord of Constructs
Own 2,500 buildings. 		40.1%
Lord of Progress
Purchase 200 upgrades. 		39.6%
Bicentennial
Have at least 200 of everything. 		36.9%
You can stop now
Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension. 		40.9%
Lovely cookies
Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie. 		32.3%
Centennial and a half
Have at least 150 of everything. 		37.2%
Click delegator
Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors. 		39.6%
Gushing grannies
Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas. 		39.4%
I hate manure
Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms. 		39.5%
Never dig down
Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines. 		39.2%
The incredible machine
Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories. 		39.0%
And beyond
Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments. 		38.4%
Cookies all the way down
Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension. 		39.9%
Magnum Opus
Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs. 		38.4%
With strange eons
Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals. 		38.3%
Spacetime jigamaroo
Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines. 		38.2%
Supermassive
Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. 		38.1%
Praise the sun
Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms. 		38.0%
Clicknarok
Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking. 		47.5%
Extreme polydactyly
Have 300 cursors. 		40.0%
Dr. T
Have 400 cursors. 		38.4%
The old never bothered me anyway
Have 250 grandmas. 		40.9%
Overdose
Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension. 		39.5%
Homegrown
Have 200 farms. 		43.0%
Technocracy
Have 200 factories. 		40.7%
The center of the Earth
Have 200 mines. 		41.4%
We come in peace
Have 200 shipments. 		38.9%
The secrets of the universe
Have 200 alchemy labs. 		38.6%
Realm of the Mad God
Have 200 portals. 		38.4%
Forever and ever
Have 200 time machines. 		38.2%
Walk the planck
Have 200 antimatter condensers. 		38.0%
Rise and shine
Have 200 prisms. 		37.9%
God complex
Name yourself Orteil.
25.6%
Dematerialize
Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked. 		41.1%
Nil zero zilch
Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked. 		39.2%
Transcendence
Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked. 		38.4%
Obliterate
Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked. 		37.9%
Negative void
Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked. 		37.5%
The hunt is on
Unlock 1 egg. 		34.4%
Egging on
Unlock 7 eggs. 		30.2%
Mass Easteria
Unlock 14 eggs. 		27.3%
Hide & seek champion
Unlock all the eggs. 		21.6%
A loan in the dark
Have 100 banks. 		51.6%
Need for greed
Have 150 banks. 		42.2%
It's the economy, stupid
Have 200 banks. 		40.2%
New-age cult
Have 100 temples. 		47.2%
Organized religion
Have 150 temples. 		41.0%
Fanaticism
Have 200 temples. 		39.6%
Charms and enchantments
Have 100 wizard towers. 		44.7%
Curses and maledictions
Have 150 wizard towers. 		40.4%
Magic kingdom
Have 200 wizard towers. 		39.2%
Vested interest
Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks. 		38.8%
New world order
Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples. 		38.6%
Hocus pocus
Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers. 		38.5%
Finger clickin' good
Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors. 		38.0%
Panic at the bingo
Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas. 		37.6%
Rake in the dough
Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms. 		37.6%
Quarry on
Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines. 		37.6%