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Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear
Have 450 portals. 		36.2%
Groundhog day
Have 450 time machines. 		35.8%
A matter of perspective
Have 450 antimatter condensers. 		35.4%
Optical illusion
Have 450 prisms. 		34.8%
Jackpot
Have 450 chancemakers. 		34.2%
So much to do so much to see
Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
32.2%
Running with scissors
Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second. 		37.6%
Rarefied air
Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second. 		37.4%
Push it to the limit
Bake 1 decillion cookies per second. 		37.2%
Green cookies sleep furiously
Bake 10 decillion cookies per second. 		36.9%
Panic! at Nabisco
Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension. 		36.7%
Bursting at the seams
Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension. 		36.4%
Just about full
Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension. 		35.7%
Hungry for more
Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension. 		35.2%
All the other kids with the pumped up clicks
Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking. 		39.8%
One...more...click...
Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking. 		39.2%
Botany enthusiast
Harvest 100 mature garden plants. 		20.0%
Green, aching thumb
Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants. 		8.1%
The Digital
Have 200 cursors. 		49.0%
In the garden of Eden (baby)
Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants. 		14.1%
Keeper of the conservatory
Unlock every garden seed. 		7.1%
Seedless to nay
Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets. 		6.8%
You get nothing
Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked. 		37.2%
Humble rebeginnings
Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked. 		36.6%
The end of the world
Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked. 		35.8%
Oh, you're back
Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked. 		34.5%
Lazarus
Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked. 		32.4%
Leisurely pace
Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second. 		36.4%
Hypersonic
Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second. 		36.1%
Just wrong
Sell a grandma. 		60.2%
Feed me, Orteil
Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension. 		34.0%
And then what?
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension. 		33.2%
Tricentennial and a half
Have at least 350 of everything. 		33.8%
Quadricentennial
Have at least 400 of everything. 		31.2%
Quadricentennial and a half
Have at least 450 of everything. 		23.5%
Quincentennial
Have at least 500 of everything. 		16.4%
Maillard reaction
Harvest a caramelized sugar lump. 		24.7%
When the cookies ascend just right
Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
6.4%
With her finger and her thumb
Have 600 cursors. 		37.2%
But wait 'til you get older
Have 550 grandmas. 		37.3%
Sharpest tool in the shed
Have 500 farms. 		37.7%
Hey now, you're a rock
Have 500 mines. 		37.5%
Break the mold
Have 500 factories. 		37.3%
Get the show on, get paid
Have 500 banks. 		37.1%
My world's on fire, how about yours
Have 500 temples. 		36.8%
The meteor men beg to differ
Have 500 wizard towers. 		36.5%
Only shooting stars
Have 500 shipments. 		36.1%
We could all use a little change
Have 500 alchemy labs. 		35.7%
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
Have 500 portals. 		35.3%
The years start coming
Have 500 time machines. 		34.6%
What a concept
Have 500 antimatter condensers. 		33.9%
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Have 500 prisms. 		33.1%
You'll never know if you don't go
Have 500 chancemakers. 		32.1%
Self-contained
Have 1 fractal engine. 		43.6%
Threw you for a loop
Have 50 fractal engines. 		40.5%
The sum of its parts
Have 100 fractal engines. 		39.4%
Bears repeating
Have 150 fractal engines. 		38.7%
More of the same
Have 200 fractal engines. 		38.3%
Last recurse
Have 250 fractal engines. 		37.8%
Out of one, many
Have 300 fractal engines. 		37.4%
An example of recursion
Have 350 fractal engines. 		36.6%
For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title
Have 400 fractal engines. 		35.8%
I'm so meta, even this achievement
Have 450 fractal engines. 		33.7%
Never get bored
Have 500 fractal engines. 		31.3%
The needs of the many
Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines. 		38.6%
Eating its own
Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines. 		37.4%
We must go deeper
Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines. 		35.6%
Sierpinski rhomboids
Reach level 10 fractal engines. 		13.3%
Gotta go fast
Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second. 		35.6%
I think it's safe to say you've got it made
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension. 		31.2%
Renaissance baker
Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings. 		36.5%
Veteran
Own at least 14 grandma types. 		41.4%
Thick-skinned
Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil. 		26.6%
F12
Have 1 javascript console. 		41.6%
Variable success
Have 50 javascript consoles. 		39.6%
No comments
Have 100 javascript consoles. 		39.0%
Up to code
Have 150 javascript consoles. 		38.4%
Works on my machine
Have 200 javascript consoles. 		38.0%
Technical debt
Have 250 javascript consoles. 		37.4%
Mind your language
Have 300 javascript consoles. 		36.9%
Inconsolable
Have 350 javascript consoles. 		35.8%
Closure
Have 400 javascript consoles. 		34.5%
Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere
Have 450 javascript consoles. 		31.6%
Taking the back streets
Have 500 javascript consoles. 		28.2%
Inherited prototype
Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles. 		38.5%
A model of document object
Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles. 		37.2%
First-class citizen
Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles. 		34.9%
Alexandria
Reach level 10 javascript consoles. 		13.3%
Bake him away, toys
Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second. 		35.1%
You're #1 so why try harder
Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second. 		34.6%
Haven't even begun to peak
Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second. 		33.0%
A sometimes food
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension. 		30.0%
Not enough of a good thing
Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension. 		27.3%
Horn of plenty
Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension. 		25.6%
Smurf account
Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked. 		28.8%
If at first you don't succeed
Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked. 		24.0%
O Fortuna
Own every fortune upgrade. 		15.3%
Rookie numbers
Own at least 100 of every stock market good. 		11.6%
No nobility in poverty
Own at least 500 of every stock market good. 		9.9%
Full warehouses
Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good. 		13.0%
Make my day
Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale. 		14.1%
Buy buy buy
Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase. 		12.5%
Gaseous assets
Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
6.1%
Pyramid scheme
Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters. 		11.3%
Jellicles
Own 10 kitten upgrades. 		38.1%
Quincentennial and a half
Have at least 550 of everything. 		11.2%
What did we even eat before these
Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second. 		31.9%
Heavy flow
Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second. 		30.8%
More you say?
Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second. 		29.6%
Large and in charge
Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension. 		20.8%
Absolutely stuffed
Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension. 		18.3%
It's only wafer-thin
Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension. 		14.0%
Clickety split
Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking. 		38.8%
Gotta hand it to you
Have 700 cursors. 		35.1%
Okay boomer
Have 600 grandmas. 		36.8%
Overripe
Have 550 farms. 		36.9%
Rock on
Have 550 mines. 		36.6%
Self-manmade man
Have 550 factories. 		36.3%
Checks out
Have 550 banks. 		36.0%
Living on a prayer
Have 550 temples. 		35.5%
Higitus figitus migitus mum
Have 550 wizard towers. 		34.9%
The incredible journey
Have 550 shipments. 		34.2%
Just a phase
Have 550 alchemy labs. 		33.5%
Don't let me leave, Murph
Have 550 portals. 		32.6%
Caveman to cosmos
Have 550 time machines. 		31.4%
Particular tastes
Have 550 antimatter condensers. 		30.2%
A light snack
Have 550 prisms. 		29.0%
Tempting fate
Have 550 chancemakers. 		27.4%
Tautological
Have 550 fractal engines. 		26.1%
Curly braces
Have 550 javascript consoles. 		21.4%
Seven horseshoes
Click 27,777 golden cookies.
5.8%
The devil's workshop
Have 800 cursors. 		29.9%
In the green
Have 600 farms. 		36.3%
Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way
Have 600 mines. 		35.9%
The wheels of progress
Have 600 factories. 		35.5%
That's rich
Have 600 banks. 		35.0%
Preaches and cream
Have 600 temples. 		34.3%
Magic thinking
Have 600 wizard towers. 		33.4%
Is there life on Mars?
Have 600 shipments. 		32.3%
Bad chemistry
Have 600 alchemy labs. 		31.2%
Reduced to gibbering heaps
Have 600 portals. 		29.9%
Back already?
Have 600 time machines. 		28.5%
Nuclear throne
Have 600 antimatter condensers. 		26.9%
Making light of the situation
Have 600 prisms. 		25.2%
Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.
Have 600 chancemakers. 		23.1%
In and of itself
Have 600 fractal engines. 		21.1%
Duck typing
Have 600 javascript consoles. 		16.0%
They'll never know what hit 'em
Have 1 idleverse. 		40.4%
Well-versed
Have 50 idleverses. 		39.1%
Ripe for the picking
Have 100 idleverses. 		38.7%
Unreal
Have 150 idleverses. 		38.1%
Once you've seen one
Have 200 idleverses. 		37.7%
Spoils and plunder
Have 250 idleverses. 		37.1%
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere
Have 300 idleverses. 		36.4%
Hyperspace expressway
Have 350 idleverses. 		34.9%
Versatile
Have 400 idleverses. 		33.0%
You are inevitable
Have 450 idleverses. 		28.9%
Away from this place
Have 500 idleverses. 		24.7%
Everywhere at once
Have 550 idleverses. 		17.0%
Reject reality, substitute your own
Have 600 idleverses. 		12.4%
Fringe
Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses. 		38.4%
Coherence
Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses. 		37.1%
Earth-616
Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses. 		34.4%
Strange topologies
Reach level 10 idleverses. 		14.6%
Grand design
Own 5,000 buildings. 		38.7%
Ecumenopolis
Own 7,500 buildings. 		36.9%
The full picture
Purchase 300 upgrades. 		38.6%
When there's nothing left to add
Purchase 400 upgrades. 		37.4%
Sexcentennial
Have at least 600 of everything. 		9.2%
Keep going until I say stop
Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second. 		28.3%
But I didn't say stop, did I?
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second. 		24.8%
With unrivaled fervor
Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second. 		22.1%
Think big
Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension. 		12.3%
Hypersize me
Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension. 		10.3%
Max capacity
Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension. 		9.5%
Liquid assets
Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million. 		7.3%
Stifling the press
Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it. 		17.5%
It's big brain time
Have 1 cortex baker. 		33.5%
Far far away
Have 100 shipments. 		43.5%
Just my imagination
Have 50 cortex bakers. 		32.8%
Now there's an idea
Have 100 cortex bakers. 		32.5%
The organ that named itself
Have 150 cortex bakers. 		32.1%
Gyrification
Have 200 cortex bakers. 		31.9%
A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'
Have 250 cortex bakers. 		31.5%
Mindfulness
Have 300 cortex bakers. 		31.1%
The 10% myth
Have 350 cortex bakers. 		29.7%
Don't think about it too hard
Have 400 cortex bakers. 		28.2%
Though fools seldom differ
Have 450 cortex bakers. 		23.9%
Looking kind of dumb
Have 500 cortex bakers. 		18.5%
A beautiful mind
Have 550 cortex bakers. 		11.9%
Cardinal synapses
Have 600 cortex bakers. 		8.9%
Positive thinking
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 		32.5%
The thought that counts
Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 		31.6%
Unthinkable
Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 		30.0%
Gifted
Reach level 10 cortex bakers. 		13.9%
They moistly come at night
Have 650 grandmas. 		31.1%
It's grown on you
Have 650 farms. 		30.5%
Don't let the walls cave in on you
Have 650 mines. 		30.0%
Replaced by robots
Have 650 factories. 		29.5%
Transmogrification
Have 50 alchemy labs. 		47.2%
Financial prodigy
Have 650 banks. 		28.9%
And I will pray to a big god
Have 650 temples. 		28.2%
Shosple Colupis
Have 650 wizard towers. 		27.2%
False vacuum
Have 650 shipments. 		25.9%
Metallic taste
Have 650 alchemy labs. 		24.4%
Swiss cheese
Have 650 portals. 		22.6%
But the future refused to change
Have 650 time machines. 		20.5%
What's the dark matter with you
Have 650 antimatter condensers. 		18.3%
Enlightenment
Have 650 prisms. 		16.3%
Never tell me the odds
Have 650 chancemakers. 		14.2%
Gold member
Have 100 alchemy labs. 		42.4%
Blowing an Apollonian gasket
Have 650 fractal engines. 		12.7%
Get with the program
Have 650 javascript consoles. 		9.7%
Lost your cosmic marbles
Have 650 idleverses. 		8.2%
By will alone I set my mind in motion
Have 650 cortex bakers. 		7.1%
Ain't that a click in the head
Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking. 		32.6%
Sexcentennial and a half
Have at least 650 of everything. 		6.6%
I am speed
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second. 		17.7%
And on and on
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second. 		14.7%
Fake it till you bake it
Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension. 		7.1%
History in the baking
Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension. 		6.7%
Myriad
Own 10,000 buildings. 		30.4%
Kaizen
Purchase 500 upgrades. 		30.2%
Beyond quality
Purchase 600 upgrades. 		21.4%
Everything happens so much
Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second. 		12.0%
I'll rest when I'm dead
Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second. 		8.6%
What do you get for the baker who has everything
Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension. 		6.3%
Bottomless pit
Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension. 		6.1%
All the stars in heaven
Own 100 heavenly upgrades. 		26.9%
No time like the present
Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge). 		7.6%
Now you're thinking
Have 50 portals. 		44.8%
Can we get much higher
Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second. 		6.3%
Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)
Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second. 		5.4%
Rainy day fund
Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension. 		4.5%
And a little extra
Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension. 		4.4%
Grandmapocalypse
Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time. 		25.1%
Wrath cookie
Click a wrath cookie. 		25.8%
No more room in hell
Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked. 		13.6%
In her likeness
Shape your clones to resemble grandmas. 		8.2%
Wrinkler poker
Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it. 		9.3%
Septcentennial
Have at least 700 of everything. 		4.7%
Dimensional shift
Have 100 portals. 		41.7%
My own clone
Have 1 You. 		27.3%
Born for this job
Have 100 You. 		26.6%
Episode II
Have 150 You. 		26.4%
Copy that
Have 200 You. 		26.2%
Life finds a way
Have 250 You. 		25.9%
Overcrowding
Have 300 You. 		25.5%
Strength in numbers
Have 350 You. 		24.3%
Army of me
Have 400 You. 		22.9%