Achievement Unlocked Game Visibility Global Unlocks
Noiseless Mexican...
Kill 10 enemies with a knife 		2017-01-06 22:04:33
12 is Better Than 6 43.6%
Filcher
Earn $10 		2017-01-06 22:02:18
12 is Better Than 6 40.4%
What's for supper today?
Kill 10 animals 		2017-01-06 21:53:45
12 is Better Than 6 33.7%
Trusty Hardware
Get the crowbar. 		2016-12-29 23:32:55
Half-Life 2 67.0%
Malcontent
Escape the apartment block raid. 		2016-12-29 23:20:22
Half-Life 2 69.7%
Submissive
Put the can in the trash. 		2016-12-29 23:08:01
Half-Life 2
44.8%
Quick to the Slaughter
Complete The Original campaign with a total play time of 30:00 or less. 		2016-11-30 22:17:29
POSTAL Redux 4.2%
No Time to Bleed
Finish a level with less than 10 health. 		2016-11-28 00:14:44
POSTAL Redux 27.6%
Weapons of Mass Destruction
Earn a kill with every weapon. 		2016-11-27 23:57:10
POSTAL Redux 10.2%
Instruments Disorder
Firebomb the Marching Band. 		2016-11-27 23:35:22
POSTAL Redux
37.6%
Destructor
Nuke something 		2016-11-27 21:14:40
SuperPower 2 Steam Edition 56.6%
Small-time Conqueror
Conquer a single territory 		2016-11-27 21:11:52
SuperPower 2 Steam Edition 70.6%
To the Very End
Watch the entire credit sequence. 		2016-11-24 21:45:29
POSTAL Redux 15.5%
Knee Deep in the Dead
Complete The Original or Excess Postage campaign having left no survivors. 		2016-11-24 21:43:14
POSTAL Redux 8.5%
The Final Descent
Complete The Original or Excess Postage campaign. 		2016-11-24 21:43:14
POSTAL Redux 22.8%
Modern Day Noah
Execute two of every hostile type. 		2016-11-24 20:22:17
POSTAL Redux 15.3%
Smells Like Victory
Kill 30 people with the Napalm Launcher. 		2016-11-24 20:20:42
POSTAL Redux 11.6%
A Brush With Death
Duck under 10 rockets. 		2016-11-24 20:05:50
POSTAL Redux 9.7%
Rocket Power
Kill four or more people with a single Rocket Launcher missile. 		2016-11-24 20:03:48
POSTAL Redux 35.8%
Left the Building
Commit suicide. 		2016-11-24 19:32:38
POSTAL Redux
25.4%
Games Are Bad!
Wipe out the game protestors in Ghetto. 		2016-11-24 01:38:19
POSTAL Redux
27.9%
Extinction Event
Kill all Ostriches in The Farm. 		2016-11-24 01:20:28
POSTAL Redux
22.9%
A Better Mousetrap
Kill three or more people with a single Mine explosive. 		2016-11-24 01:09:29
POSTAL Redux 14.9%
Fording the River Styx
Reach the half way mark of The Original or Excess Postage campaign. 		2016-11-24 01:03:22
POSTAL Redux 34.4%
Combustible Circular Crates
Blow up 50 barrels. 		2016-11-24 00:45:24
POSTAL Redux 36.2%
The Unlucky Chosen Ones
Perform 13 executions. 		2016-11-24 00:29:31
POSTAL Redux 38.4%
Share The Pain
When burning, set someone else on fire by running into them. 		2016-11-24 00:16:07
POSTAL Redux 66.4%
Descent into Madness
Make your first kill. 		2016-11-24 00:07:23
POSTAL Redux 79.9%
Today's Forecast is...Victory!
Win a race in all weather conditions 		2016-11-11 02:24:27
DiRT 3 Complete Edition 30.3%
Rising Talent
Reach Driver Rep Level 10 		2016-11-11 01:35:31
DiRT 3 Complete Edition 26.8%
Reputation Boost
Complete 5 bonus Race Objectives 		2016-11-11 00:28:56
DiRT 3 Complete Edition 53.3%
Into the DiRT
Complete your first DiRT Tour race 		2016-11-11 00:05:08
DiRT 3 Complete Edition 67.3%
Serious Beginner
Complete any level in single player. 		2016-10-04 00:38:39
Serious Sam 3: BFE 56.4%
Apprentice Egyptologist
Decipher an Egyptian text. 		2016-10-04 00:33:04
Serious Sam 3: BFE 42.9%
Classic Outfit
Find Sam's classic outfit 		2016-10-03 23:45:36
Serious Sam 3: BFE 23.3%
Shield of the Protector
Have 10 protectorates at one time 		2016-09-18 21:47:58
Total War: NAPOLEON - Definitive Edition 5.8%
The Bronze Armchair of Comfort
Win any campaign by auto-resolving battles 		2016-09-17 21:54:46
Total War: NAPOLEON - Definitive Edition 11.4%
The Silver Olive Chaplet
Win Italian Campaign in medium within historic time 		2016-09-17 21:54:46
Total War: NAPOLEON - Definitive Edition 16.7%
Discoverer IV
Enter Horno Island 		2016-09-01 18:20:15
How to Survive 24.8%
Discoverer II
Enter La Sonada Island 		2016-09-01 17:44:21
How to Survive 43.8%
Discoverer I
Enter La Vendida Island 		2016-09-01 01:55:26
How to Survive 66.2%
Close killer
Perform 100 instant kills. 		2016-09-01 01:52:35
How to Survive 18.3%
Level Up
Unlock your first skill 		2016-09-01 01:16:03
How to Survive 80.7%
Wait your turn
Perform 5 instant kills in less than 15 seconds. 		2016-09-01 00:40:27
How to Survive 17.1%
One per sec.
Kill 5 zombies in less than 5 seconds. 		2016-09-01 00:40:21
How to Survive 66.7%
Dead…again
Achieve your first instant kill on a zombie. 		2016-09-01 00:33:37
How to Survive 87.1%
PooMasher
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. 		2016-08-17 20:34:40
POSTAL 2
3.7%
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend. 		2016-08-16 22:40:33
POSTAL 2 8.3%
The first step
Pass the tutorial 		2016-07-05 02:38:07
12 is Better Than 6 54.3%
Karma
Die 1000 times 		2016-05-22 01:28:46
Hotline Miami 26.5%
Let In Some Air
Destroy 200 glass panels 		2016-05-22 01:26:42
Hotline Miami 34.7%
1989
Kill 1989 enemies 		2016-05-22 00:20:54
Hotline Miami 43.0%
Playing Pool
Kill an enemy with a brick bounced against a wall 		2016-05-22 00:01:03
Hotline Miami 73.9%
Dog Lover
Kill 99 dogs 		2016-05-21 10:29:26
Hotline Miami 44.9%
Grand General Star
Win Silver in 5 Historic Battles 		2015-09-05 22:26:49
Total War: NAPOLEON - Definitive Edition 2.2%
The Lion and Sabers Medal
Win any campaign without a single autoresolve 		2015-09-05 22:13:05
Total War: NAPOLEON - Definitive Edition 12.0%
The Hand-and-Dagger on Black Chain
Assassinate 15 people 		2015-09-04 15:18:25
Total War: NAPOLEON - Definitive Edition 11.0%
The People's Crown
Have a 100% approval rating 		2015-09-04 10:09:25
Total War: NAPOLEON - Definitive Edition 14.5%
The Hero's Skull Badge
100000 soldiers die in battles with you, friend and foe 		2015-09-03 08:53:43
Total War: NAPOLEON - Definitive Edition 21.2%
The Eye of the Ever Watchful General
Play the game for 50 hours total 		2015-09-02 11:24:49
Total War: NAPOLEON - Definitive Edition 24.6%
There can be only one!
Kill the Highlander in Valley of the Kings. 		2015-08-26 11:08:17
Serious Sam Classics: Revolution 37.7%
Forth to the past
Complete the first Egypt level. 		2015-08-25 22:31:23
Serious Sam Classics: Revolution 61.0%
Combo Intermediate
Perform a 6x combo 		2015-08-18 23:09:53
Hotline Miami 65.8%
Domino Effect
Throw a weapon at an enemy so that his weapon hits another 		2015-08-18 22:04:28
Hotline Miami 63.8%
Combo Beginner
Perform a 4x combo 		2015-08-17 23:29:00
Hotline Miami 81.0%
Conqueror of All
Be hailed as a true conqueror: kill a million enemies! 		2015-07-15 23:11:22
Total War: EMPIRE - Definitive Edition 1.0%
Strategic Genius
Complete the main campaign game on the hard difficulty setting. 		2015-07-12 18:02:47
Total War: EMPIRE - Definitive Edition 1.2%
Observe Diplomatic Niceties
Use diplomatic threats to good effect by making gains from five separate negotiations. 		2015-07-11 10:40:25
Total War: EMPIRE - Definitive Edition 0.7%
Tyrant and Ogre
Bring terror to the hearts of men: kill half a million enemies! 		2015-07-07 07:27:06
Total War: EMPIRE - Definitive Edition 2.3%
Accomplished Strategist
Complete the main campaign game on the easy difficulty setting. 		2015-07-06 22:31:28
Total War: EMPIRE - Definitive Edition 7.1%
Emperor of Europe
Subdue and hold all the provinces and regions in Europe at the same time. 		2015-07-06 21:05:50
Total War: EMPIRE - Definitive Edition 5.9%
Veteran Strategist
Complete the main campaign game on the medium difficulty setting. 		2015-06-28 21:23:22
Total War: EMPIRE - Definitive Edition 9.2%
Perfidious Beast
Use treachery to best effect by turning against at least five allied nations and attacking them. 		2015-06-26 20:14:41
Total War: EMPIRE - Definitive Edition 5.6%
The Merchant's Navy Medal of Gratitude 
Gain 8000 per turn in trade revenue 		2015-06-25 20:40:49
Total War: NAPOLEON - Definitive Edition 25.1%
The Explorers' Society Badge
Cover 50,000 sea or land miles with your armies and fleets 		2015-06-25 15:24:15
Total War: NAPOLEON - Definitive Edition 28.6%
Palace Guard Pendant
Play the game for 30 hours total 		2015-06-24 22:27:55
Total War: NAPOLEON - Definitive Edition 32.3%
The Seal of the Grand Coalition
Have 6 allies simultaneously 		2015-06-24 09:33:31
Total War: NAPOLEON - Definitive Edition 38.9%
Hardened Veteran's Badge
Win 15 SP Campaign land battles 		2015-06-24 08:50:51
Total War: NAPOLEON - Definitive Edition 35.9%
The Ribbon of the Promising Strategist
Capture 10 regions 		2015-06-24 08:20:45
Total War: NAPOLEON - Definitive Edition 49.1%
Affairs of Honour
Use your duellists to kill twenty men on the "field of honour" 		2015-06-23 07:03:55
Total War: EMPIRE - Definitive Edition 3.6%
Bloody Madman
Carve a bloody path to victory: kill a hundred thousand enemies! 		2015-06-22 22:52:30
Total War: EMPIRE - Definitive Edition 14.4%
Maharajah of the Indies
Have mastery over all the provinces and regions in India at the same time. 		2015-06-22 22:30:12
Total War: EMPIRE - Definitive Edition 13.4%
Master of the Americas
Conquer or control all the provinces and regions in the Americas at the same time. 		2015-06-21 19:14:00
Total War: EMPIRE - Definitive Edition 16.8%
Assassin!
Use your assassins to kill, in unlooked-for fashion, twenty men who hinder your plans. 		2015-06-21 18:25:57
Total War: EMPIRE - Definitive Edition 11.8%
Polymath
Have your natural philosophers and scientists research all the technologies available to your nation. 		2015-06-19 20:49:19
Total War: EMPIRE - Definitive Edition 13.3%
A New Rome
Demonstrate outstanding ability, and capture one hundred regions. 		2015-06-19 18:08:48
Total War: EMPIRE - Definitive Edition 24.5%
American Hero
Complete the Road to Independence campaigns freeing the American colonists from British rule! 		2015-06-19 16:51:48
Total War: EMPIRE - Definitive Edition 18.2%
Historians' College Acknowledgement Badge
Play a historical land battle  		2015-06-10 18:29:58
Total War: NAPOLEON - Definitive Edition 39.0%
Scavenger
Loot over 1000$ across several playthroughs 		2015-06-09 22:14:58
Jagged Alliance - Back in Action 53.1%
You're not dead yet!
Rescue a merc from dying 		2015-06-09 22:14:10
Jagged Alliance - Back in Action 52.2%
Undying
A single merc received over 100 damage in a single encounter without dying 		2015-06-09 21:41:33
Jagged Alliance - Back in Action 57.0%
Just point and shoot!
Recruit a local for the militia 		2015-06-09 19:31:26
Jagged Alliance - Back in Action 55.0%
Getting started
Secure Drassen Airport 		2015-06-09 19:27:49
Jagged Alliance - Back in Action 61.1%
Jack the Ripper
Kill an enemy with a melee attack 		2015-06-09 18:52:02
Jagged Alliance - Back in Action 70.6%
It's always the red one
Defuse a mine 		2015-06-09 18:28:12
Jagged Alliance - Back in Action 47.9%
Where there's a will
Use explosives to blast a hole into a wall 		2015-06-09 18:27:10
Jagged Alliance - Back in Action 49.8%
Town Cleaner
Finish Town map (solo campaign) 		2015-06-08 21:17:12
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 4.3%
The Efforts of Others
Successfully steal five technologies researched by other nations. 		2015-06-08 19:45:28
Total War: EMPIRE - Definitive Edition 6.8%
Only Obeying Orders
Ensure that thirty missions, regardless of detail or type, are successfully brought to a conclusion. 		2015-06-08 14:39:51
Total War: EMPIRE - Definitive Edition 6.8%
The Tireless Watchman Brooch
Play the game for 10 hours total 		2015-06-08 08:17:03
Total War: NAPOLEON - Definitive Edition 50.6%
Revolutionary Cocarde
Start any campaign, battle or historical battle  		2015-06-08 08:09:47
Total War: NAPOLEON - Definitive Edition 91.0%
Satan Claus
Defeat Satan Claus on special Christmas map 		2015-06-07 23:38:27
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 3.6%
Mass Chopper
Gib 500 enemies entirely with rockets 		2015-06-07 23:24:54
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 4.6%
Militarist
Collect 40 armors 		2015-06-07 23:01:35
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 9.9%
Expansionist Power
Capture ten regions, anywhere in the world. 		2015-06-07 18:43:29
Total War: EMPIRE - Definitive Edition 54.2%
Founding Father
Take one region by conquest, somewhere in the world. 		2015-06-07 18:43:29
Total War: EMPIRE - Definitive Edition 75.8%
Evil Eggs
Collect all Satan's Eggs on Easter level 		2015-06-07 18:09:46
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 6.1%
Halloween
Finish special Halloween map and collect all lollipops for Lucipher 		2015-06-07 16:48:44
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 6.9%
Conclave
Select your own Pope in Conclave level 		2015-06-06 23:24:05
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 6.6%
Warehouseman
Collect 500 ammo crates 		2015-06-06 23:08:59
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 16.8%
Farmer
Solo Campaign: Collect 2012 pieces of gold from fallen enemies 		2015-06-06 14:22:30
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 8.6%
Tornado
Kill 333 enemies with explosive weapons 		2015-06-06 14:04:12
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 12.0%
Mirror Effect
Kill enemy at the same time he kills you 		2015-06-06 13:58:02
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 26.4%
Mercy
Shadowland: Kill Grim Reaper (Solo Campaign) 		2015-06-06 13:05:43
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 15.9%
Name of the Beast
Kill 666 enemies with Soul Catcher 		2015-06-06 02:00:42
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 10.1%
Replenish
Colloseum: Morph into demon 3 times (Solo Campaign) 		2015-06-06 01:40:03
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 14.1%
Barrel hater
Destroy 300 barrels 		2015-06-06 01:20:14
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 15.8%
Neighbor of the Beast
Collect 667 souls of dismembered enemies 		2015-06-06 00:56:36
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 13.8%
Fury
Loonypark: Kill 3 monsters in a row using saw blade (Solo Campaign) 		2015-06-06 00:18:37
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 9.3%
Spammer
Shoot 50000 times 		2015-06-06 00:11:34
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 10.3%
Evil's Orphans
Solo Campaign: Finish 3rd chapter 		2015-06-03 20:22:27
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 19.2%
Dexterity
Swamp: Kill SwampThing in under 4:00 (Solo Campaign) 		2015-06-03 20:22:26
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 12.3%
Time Bonus
Oriental Castle: Gib 123 enemies (Solo Campaign) 		2015-06-03 18:34:05
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 21.0%
Upside Down Beast
Kill 999 enemies with Shotgun 		2015-06-03 18:20:11
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 7.4%
Skewers
Kill 3 enemies with one Boltgun shot 		2015-06-03 18:11:01
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 10.3%
Penthouse Down
Finish 2nd chapter 		2015-06-02 22:28:59
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 23.2%
Hygienic
Keep the hit ratio above 90% in whole level 		2015-06-02 22:28:59
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 31.8%
Demon Kangaroo
Spend 666 seconds on bunny-hopping 		2015-06-02 22:24:17
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 21.7%
Five Points
Kill 5 enemies with one rocket 		2015-06-02 22:05:36
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 22.4%
Double Haste
Opera: Collect 100 souls (Solo Campaign) 		2015-06-02 21:32:02
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 13.2%
Explore Africa
Nuke Cairo and Kinchasa in a single match 		2015-05-29 00:20:12
DEFCON 3.7%
Grave Digger
Solo Campaign: Finish 1st chapter 		2015-05-28 21:23:51
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 32.1%
Endurance
Cemetery: Beat the level (Solo Campaign) 		2015-05-28 01:28:38
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 55.9%
Scavenger
Kill 3 enemies with one shotgun blast 		2015-05-28 01:25:30
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 26.2%
Haste
Tutorial: Destroy all objects (Solo Campaign) 		2015-05-28 00:43:27
Painkiller Hell & Damnation 43.6%
Victory
Win a game online 		2015-05-27 13:44:12
DEFCON 6.9%
Had enough yet?
Nuke a city with a population already reduced to 0.0M 		2015-05-27 12:54:37
DEFCON 8.4%
Nice try
Sink an entire enemy fleet of six subs, before they can launch a single nuke 		2015-05-27 10:59:17
DEFCON 10.3%
Merry Christmas
Nuke Santa and thereby end Christmas for everyone, for ever more 		2015-05-24 00:31:31
DEFCON 12.2%
DOOM: Nightmare
Complete any DOOM level on 'Nightmare' in single player 		2015-05-17 17:36:17
DOOM 3: BFG Edition 4.9%
DOOM: Rampage
Complete all DOOM levels on 'Ultra-Violence' or higher in single player 		2015-05-16 16:12:31
DOOM 3: BFG Edition 2.5%
DOOM: Episode 4
Complete DOOM Episode 4 on 'Hurt Me Plenty' or higher in single player 		2015-05-16 16:12:31
DOOM 3: BFG Edition 4.0%
DOOM: Episode 3
Complete DOOM Episode 3 on 'Hurt Me Plenty' or higher in single player 		2015-05-14 21:54:43
DOOM 3: BFG Edition 5.6%
DOOM: Episode 2
Complete DOOM Episode 2 on 'Hurt Me Plenty' or higher in single player 		2015-05-12 19:19:25
DOOM 3: BFG Edition 6.7%
DOOM: Episode 1
Complete DOOM Episode 1 on 'Hurt Me Plenty' or higher in single player 		2015-05-09 16:02:32
DOOM 3: BFG Edition 11.2%
Bulletstorm
Fire 1,000,000 bullets. 		2015-05-08 16:30:38
POSTAL 5.4%
Bot Buddy
Keep a Sentry Bot alive to its destination in DOOM 3, RoE, or Lost Mission (except Mars City) 		2015-05-07 01:11:51
DOOM 3: BFG Edition 26.8%
Sticky Situation
Defeat the Vagary boss in DOOM 3 		2015-05-07 01:06:08
DOOM 3: BFG Edition 26.8%
Ballmer Baller
Play the Mac or Linux version of the game. 		2015-05-06 22:30:43
POSTAL 5.2%
To Be or Not to Be
Kill the scientist trapped next to the Reactor Control Room in DOOM 3 		2015-05-05 23:57:06
DOOM 3: BFG Edition 12.7%
Killing time
Score 25000 on Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3 in DOOM 3 or RoE 		2015-05-05 18:06:19
DOOM 3: BFG Edition 7.3%
DOOM II: Burning Out of Control
Complete any DOOM II level with 100% kills, items, and secrets in single player 		2015-05-05 11:48:25
DOOM 3: BFG Edition 10.0%
DOOM II: Just Getting Started
Complete any DOOM II level in single player 		2015-05-05 11:48:25
DOOM 3: BFG Edition 27.3%
DOOM II: An Important Looking Door
Find a secret area of a DOOM II level in single player 		2015-05-05 11:39:07
DOOM 3: BFG Edition 23.3%
Peter North would be proud
Hit 100,000 targets. 		2015-05-05 02:14:06
POSTAL 5.5%
DOOM: Burning Out of Control
Complete any DOOM level with 100% kills, items, and secrets in single player 		2015-05-04 23:59:44
DOOM 3: BFG Edition 10.3%
Neophyte
Complete any level in Ultimate DOOM in singleplayer 		2015-05-04 13:46:34
DOOM 3: BFG Edition 39.3%
Mickey and Mallory
Make 10000 kills. 		2015-05-03 23:11:37
POSTAL 5.5%
Holes is holes
Take 10,000 hits. 		2015-05-03 22:31:21
POSTAL 5.7%
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) 		2015-04-28 23:03:24
POSTAL 2 3.6%
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. 		2015-04-28 22:24:28
POSTAL 2 4.1%
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) 		2015-04-28 22:24:27
POSTAL 2 3.8%
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. 		2015-04-25 13:11:11
POSTAL 2 4.8%
Gary vs. The K. Man
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. 		2015-04-25 12:47:37
POSTAL 2
4.1%
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days. 		2015-04-25 11:53:33
POSTAL 2 9.4%
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb. 		2015-04-25 11:52:17
POSTAL 2 10.5%
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. 		2015-04-25 10:38:44
POSTAL 2 4.4%
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. 		2015-04-24 05:56:51
POSTAL 2 5.3%
There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. 		2015-04-24 05:34:38
POSTAL 2
9.8%
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. 		2015-04-24 05:28:34
POSTAL 2 12.9%
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs. 		2015-04-24 05:23:36
POSTAL 2 5.0%
Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. 		2015-04-24 04:17:02
POSTAL 2
8.4%
You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! 		2015-04-24 03:35:52
POSTAL 2
13.2%
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. 		2015-04-24 03:26:36
POSTAL 2 8.5%
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads. 		2015-04-22 22:58:10
POSTAL 2 9.3%
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday. 		2015-04-22 22:53:38
POSTAL 2 14.1%
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. 		2015-04-22 22:40:55
POSTAL 2 13.4%
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. 		2015-04-22 21:04:07
POSTAL 2 9.8%
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. 		2015-04-22 01:02:10
POSTAL 2
17.0%
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. 		2015-04-22 01:00:36
POSTAL 2 29.9%
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday. 		2015-04-21 23:07:06
POSTAL 2 17.7%
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. 		2015-04-21 22:15:03
POSTAL 2 18.5%
SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. 		2015-04-21 00:36:16
POSTAL 2
4.5%
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog. 		2015-04-21 00:14:12
POSTAL 2 6.5%
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. 		2015-04-21 00:04:27
POSTAL 2 15.3%
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day. 		2015-04-20 23:57:00
POSTAL 2 8.8%
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday. 		2015-04-20 23:55:13
POSTAL 2 20.7%
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch. 		2015-04-20 23:51:19
POSTAL 2 18.6%
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. 		2015-04-20 22:55:01
POSTAL 2 8.7%
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. 		2015-04-20 22:13:55
POSTAL 2 5.6%
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. 		2015-04-20 18:08:14
POSTAL 2 8.3%
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits. 		2015-04-19 20:29:59
POSTAL 2 14.6%
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. 		2015-04-19 19:52:28
POSTAL 2 15.9%
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday. 		2015-04-19 17:24:05
POSTAL 2 26.4%
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. 		2015-04-19 17:07:55
POSTAL 2 18.4%
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. 		2015-04-19 15:56:25
POSTAL 2 9.5%
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday. 		2015-04-19 15:35:01
POSTAL 2 32.6%
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. 		2015-04-19 15:31:44
POSTAL 2 6.1%
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death. 		2015-04-19 14:58:30
POSTAL 2 6.5%
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way. 		2015-04-19 14:41:38
POSTAL 2 9.5%
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library. 		2015-04-19 14:14:07
POSTAL 2 20.4%
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition. 		2015-04-19 13:52:33
POSTAL 2 44.6%
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday. 		2015-04-19 13:49:43
POSTAL 2 51.3%
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. 		2015-04-19 13:22:55
POSTAL 2 30.4%
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. 		2015-04-19 13:06:48
POSTAL 2 9.2%
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people. 		2015-04-17 01:09:07
POSTAL 2 17.0%
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. 		2015-04-16 23:12:52
POSTAL 2 29.5%
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. 		2015-04-16 22:49:42
POSTAL 2 33.5%
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. 		2015-04-16 04:59:50
POSTAL 2 5.5%
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. 		2015-04-16 02:24:01
POSTAL 2 26.8%
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick. 		2015-04-16 02:18:41
POSTAL 2 11.1%
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper. 		2015-04-16 01:40:14
POSTAL 2 46.9%
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. 		2015-04-16 01:14:57
POSTAL 2 51.1%
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars. 		2015-04-16 01:04:27
POSTAL 2 9.6%
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss. 		2015-04-16 01:04:18
POSTAL 2 36.2%
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. 		2015-04-16 00:21:20
POSTAL 2 10.7%
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. 		2015-04-15 23:57:30
POSTAL 2 24.0%
John Rambo'd!
Made a very long killing spree. 		2015-04-15 23:42:16
POSTAL 2
7.7%
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. 		2015-04-15 23:27:02
POSTAL 2 48.6%
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire. 		2015-04-15 22:48:23
POSTAL 2 19.8%
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. 		2015-04-15 21:41:50
POSTAL 2 61.2%
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire. 		2015-04-15 21:38:55
POSTAL 2 37.2%
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head. 		2015-04-15 21:35:26
POSTAL 2 32.2%
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. 		2015-04-15 21:35:11
POSTAL 2 66.0%
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door. 		2015-04-15 21:33:03
POSTAL 2 55.6%
Boondock Saint
Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die 		2015-04-09 22:11:49
POSTAL 5.6%
I swear, the AR is for hunting!
Complete the game using only the M16. 		2015-04-05 19:42:19
POSTAL 5.9%
Sissy
Enable cheats. 		2015-04-02 02:29:08
POSTAL 5.0%
Z for Zachariah
Complete the game having killed everything. 		2015-04-02 02:22:40
POSTAL 6.3%
Get a girlfriend
Complete the game. 		2015-04-02 02:22:40
POSTAL 8.7%
Never nude-ist
Kill a naked person. 		2015-04-02 01:26:30
POSTAL 5.3%
Army of One
Use every weapon in the game. 		2015-04-01 19:28:51
POSTAL 6.6%
Half-mast hard-on
Complete level 10. 		2015-03-30 22:43:02
POSTAL 10.0%
NOPE! Chuck Testa.
Fight an ostrich. 		2015-03-30 22:37:52
POSTAL 10.8%
From my cold, dead hands
Complete a level with less than 10 health. 		2015-03-30 22:22:40
POSTAL 10.2%
Dexter
Make 1000 kills. 		2015-03-30 22:16:23
POSTAL 9.3%
You want our autograph too?
Watch all the credits. 		2015-03-30 01:14:02
POSTAL 5.9%
Forrest Gump
Run for 5 minutes. 		2015-03-30 01:05:53
POSTAL 23.6%
The Hell's Fargo Wagon
Firebomb the band. 		2015-03-29 23:33:23
POSTAL 10.9%
I'm afraid I just blue myself!
Commit suicide. 		2015-03-29 23:32:31
POSTAL 22.7%
Dirty knees
Duck under a rocket. 		2015-03-29 23:29:26
POSTAL 12.0%
Patrick Bateman
Make 100 kills. 		2015-03-27 13:17:49
POSTAL 20.9%
Bad touch!
Touch someone while burning. 		2015-03-27 13:17:32
POSTAL 16.8%
Oh, you press F1!
Start the second level. 		2015-03-27 13:17:00
POSTAL 20.1%
Took a banger in the mouth
Take a rocket to the face. 		2015-03-27 12:47:57
POSTAL 33.2%
How Kevorkian!
Perform your first execution. 		2015-03-27 12:46:19
POSTAL 17.8%
And so it begins...
Make your first kill. 		2015-03-27 12:45:41
POSTAL 37.8%
Ready for Duty
Complete each class to unlock the next. 		2011-11-15 14:47:08
Team Fortress 2 14.7%
Blunt Instrument
Kill 100 with your Warhammer. 		2009-08-04 13:19:18
Age of Chivalry 10.0%
I'm too young to die!
Execute a prisoner in Dark Forest. 		2009-08-04 13:19:18
Age of Chivalry 10.5%