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Achievement	Unlocked	Game	Global Unlocks
Hunter Kill 200 Mutants.	2017-05-01 00:51:17	Metro 2033 Redux	42.7%
DJ Artyom On the level OUTPOST reach the radio tower and broadcast the commander's message.	2017-04-28 01:54:25	Metro 2033 Redux	21.4%
Soft Touch Disarm 15 wire traps.	2017-04-27 02:41:14	Metro 2033 Redux	18.6%
Tonic Man Use a Medkit 75 times.	2017-04-27 02:13:22	Metro 2033 Redux	30.8%
Raider On the level DEPOT silently kill the first guard and break into the Fascist station unnoticed.	2017-04-26 16:22:50	Metro 2033 Redux	16.5%
Warrior Kill 100 Human Enemies.	2017-04-26 16:14:02	Metro 2033 Redux	49.6%
Invisible man Complete FRONTLINE level without killing anyone.	2017-04-26 16:04:50	Metro 2033 Redux	5.8%
Rescue Ranger Save a group of Reds from Fascist captivity.	2017-04-26 15:48:35	Metro 2033 Redux	34.6%
Demolitionist Blow up the tunnel and airlock at CURSED STATION.	2017-04-26 14:08:53	Metro 2033 Redux	53.3%
Gunman Kill 100 enemies with shotguns.	2017-04-26 14:04:58	Metro 2033 Redux	41.7%
Nosalis hunter Kill 100 nosalises.	2017-04-26 14:04:21	Metro 2033 Redux	46.3%
Ninja Kill 30 enemies with throwing knives.	2017-04-26 00:54:27	Metro 2033 Redux	8.5%
Tank Kill 10 Enemies in a row without taking any damage.	2017-04-25 16:53:58	Metro 2033 Redux	53.6%
Snake Stealthily kill 15 Enemies.	2017-04-25 16:53:44	Metro 2033 Redux	24.9%
Who goes there? Wipe your Gas Mask 20 times.	2017-04-25 15:53:28	Metro 2033 Redux	37.0%
Reunion Find and return the crying child's Teddy Bear.	2017-04-24 18:10:55	Metro: Last Light Redux	34.2%
Antibiotic Kill 100 Mutants.	2017-04-24 17:32:22	Metro: Last Light Redux	57.1%
Commando Rescue the Women and Children on the BANDITS level without raising alarm.	2017-04-24 17:09:45	Metro: Last Light Redux	28.3%
Air! Spend 30 minutes' worth of Filters.	2017-04-24 16:50:37	Metro: Last Light Redux	61.0%
Scram Kill the Watchmen attacking the Railcar without taking any damage.	2017-04-24 16:48:42	Metro: Last Light Redux	22.2%
Tortoise Make 10 Spiders flip belly-up.	2017-04-24 15:35:39	Metro: Last Light Redux	32.2%
Soldier Kill 100 Human Enemies.	2017-04-24 15:08:37	Metro: Last Light Redux	63.5%
No shooting allowed Kill 10 enemies in a row with Throwing Knives.	2017-04-24 14:07:24	Metro: Last Light Redux	15.5%
Edison Turn off 40 Lights without breaking them.	2017-04-24 04:14:05	Metro: Last Light Redux	47.5%
Within a Hair of Death Escape from the Red Line.	2017-04-24 03:53:00	Metro: Last Light Redux	66.7%
Patron of the Arts Watch the entire Theater Show.	2017-04-24 03:42:38	Metro: Last Light Redux	24.0%
Mouse Complete the ECHOES level undetected by the Watchmen.	2017-04-24 03:19:19	Metro: Last Light Redux	55.5%
Engineer Use 10 Lever Switches.	2017-04-24 03:12:58	Metro: Last Light Redux	65.8%
Pyromaniac Burn 50 Cobwebs.	2017-04-24 03:12:24	Metro: Last Light Redux	42.7%
Shadow Stealthily kill 15 Enemies.	2017-04-24 02:33:26	Metro: Last Light Redux	62.7%
Clean Escape Escape the chasing Nazis on the REICH level without being caught once.	2017-04-24 02:28:14	Metro: Last Light Redux	69.0%
Freedom! Free the Prisoners.	2017-04-24 02:24:25	Metro: Last Light Redux	56.2%
Not A Rabbit Finish the ASHES level without taking a hit.	2017-04-24 02:00:20	Metro: Last Light Redux	29.0%
Rabbit Complete training sequence.	2017-04-24 01:43:23	Metro: Last Light Redux	83.4%
DIVER Drive through water so that your vehicle is fully submerged and then escape without the engine stalling	2017-03-26 01:02:07	Spintires®	36.2%
Everything Lost Again Complete Act 01	2017-03-18 03:26:33	Mad Max	78.5%
Fresh Air Drive the Magnum Opus off a Wasteland jump	2017-03-18 02:50:12	Mad Max	79.8%
Just Walk Away Travel 650 car lengths on foot	2017-03-18 02:35:05	Mad Max	82.7%
On the Road to Nowhere Travel 1300 car lengths in a vehicle	2017-03-18 02:21:13	Mad Max	88.0%
SISYPHUS Drive a Type C vehicle with the Parking Brake engaged for 300 meters and Diff Lock disengaged	2017-03-16 01:47:06	Spintires®	27.8%
PRICE CHOPPER Survive the Dead Center campaign.	2017-03-13 03:02:29	Left 4 Dead 2	40.0%
A RIDE DENIED Kill a Jockey within 2 seconds of it jumping on a Survivor.	2017-03-13 00:54:36	Left 4 Dead 2	65.1%
My Precious Design and apply to your truck a custom multi-color metallic paint	2017-03-05 23:53:29	Euro Truck Simulator 2	22.0%
From the Comfort of Your Home Buy a truck online	2017-03-05 23:49:57	Euro Truck Simulator 2	40.2%
This is War Started your first Arma 3 scenario - welcome!	2017-03-05 21:12:01	Arma 3	92.9%
Undiscouraged Complete the first Thermal Discouragement Beam test	2017-03-05 19:49:22	Portal 2	64.6%
You Monster Reunite with GLaDOS	2017-03-05 19:45:45	Portal 2	66.7%
Wake Up Call Survive the manual override	2017-03-05 19:25:51	Portal 2	75.9%
Sardine Utilize a boat	2017-03-05 01:39:41	Euro Truck Simulator 2	58.0%
Zzzzz Use a rest stop	2017-03-05 01:23:43	Euro Truck Simulator 2	68.5%
Diesel, No Petrol! Use a filling station	2017-03-03 13:50:27	Euro Truck Simulator 2	72.7%
Friends Are Always Here to Help You Use automatic parking	2017-03-03 06:24:16	Euro Truck Simulator 2	84.4%
Ground Control I (Coop) Capture one control point while playing in cooperative mode	2017-03-03 06:13:58	Insurgency	43.6%
Casino Bust Complete story mission 2.	2017-02-25 03:57:21	Just Cause 2	64.9%
Welcome to Panau Complete story mission 1.	2017-02-25 03:37:31	Just Cause 2	76.8%
First Taste of Chaos Cause chaos for the first time.	2017-02-25 03:27:05	Just Cause 2	86.9%
Malcontent Escape the apartment block raid.	2017-02-25 03:17:48	Half-Life 2	69.6%
Defiant Hit the trashcan cop with the can.	2017-02-25 03:12:58	Half-Life 2	32.5%
How Do You Do, Fellow Kids? Compose a phrase with "You still use Windows Vista and never watched Star Wars".	2017-02-23 00:11:08	Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator	1.3%
Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook Compose a phrase with "Your hovercraft is full of eels".	2017-02-22 23:53:48	Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator	2.0%
Say No More Compose a phrase with "Your wife is interested in photography, nudge nudge!".	2017-02-22 16:23:48	Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator	0.9%
Don't Tell a Soul Unlock a secret character.	2017-02-22 15:54:52	Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator	7.9%
The Number of The Beast Mention Satan 66 times.	2017-02-22 15:45:04	Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator	0.9%
It Gets Boring After An Hour Play more than 100 duels.	2017-02-22 15:22:23	Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator	2.2%
Family Matters Compose a phrase with "Your beloved auntie worked with the Nazis".	2017-02-22 14:47:19	Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator	1.2%
Sparking Controversy Compose a phrase with "Your son died because of your sins!".	2017-02-22 14:34:19	Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator	1.9%
It's Elementary Compose a phrase with "A duck hunter probably murdered this poor man".	2017-02-22 14:19:14	Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator	1.3%
Classic Compose a phrase with "Your mother is your father".	2017-02-22 14:09:35	Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator	5.1%
No, You Are Compose a phrase with "You are silly, and everybody knows that!".	2017-02-22 13:58:26	Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator	1.2%
What Are You Doing in England? Compose a phrase with "Your mother was a hamster".	2017-02-22 04:53:23	Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator	2.5%
Submissive Put the can in the trash.	2017-02-21 02:28:24	Half-Life 2	44.7%
King of the Hill It isn’t taking the hill, it is holding it against all attackers that is the ultimate challenge. You are on your way.	2017-02-21 01:55:01	Age of Empires II (2013)	7.3%
The Quickening With turbo your villagers will gather and build quickly - pay attention to your resources and idle villagers. Turbo will let you focus more on your mid-game strategic planning.	2017-02-21 01:22:59	Age of Empires II (2013)	6.0%
First Deathmatch Deathmatch is a competition of fast decisions and instant action. It will hone your skills at pitched battle.	2017-02-21 01:22:21	Age of Empires II (2013)	22.2%
Suicidal tendencies Lose multiplayer battles in 5 different locations.	2017-02-20 23:18:02	Crush Your Enemies	2.0%
Go back to playing casual games! Lose a battle.	2017-02-20 23:08:39	Crush Your Enemies	34.4%
First blood Win the first battle in Generia.	2017-02-20 22:59:44	Crush Your Enemies	76.5%
The foundation of barbarism Impale 3 of your enemies' heads.	2017-02-20 22:59:25	Crush Your Enemies	76.6%
First Victory Congratulations! You have achieved the first multi-player victory of many to come.	2017-02-20 22:33:40	Age of Empires II (2013)	46.4%
Hosted First Game You hosted a multiplayer game for the first time!	2017-02-20 21:39:40	Age of Empires II (2013)	35.5%
Joan of Arc Campaign Completed “Of the love or hatred God has for the English, I know nothing, but I do know that they will all be thrown out of France, except those who die there.” - Joan of Arc (Trial 1431)	2017-02-20 21:10:25	Age of Empires II (2013)	5.9%
Leave No Stone Unburned In this campaign you razed over 100 buildings, your name is legend among your enemies.	2017-02-20 21:00:00	Age of Empires II (2013)	37.6%
No Backing Down You razed 50 buildings in this campaign, your enemies will think twice before challenging you again.	2017-02-20 21:00:00	Age of Empires II (2013)	51.9%
Foe of the Franks Through your various skills you have defeated the Franks in battle.	2017-02-20 19:40:53	Age of Empires II (2013)	46.6%
William Wallace Campaign Completed “We come here with no peaceful intent, but ready for battle, determined to avenge our wrongs and set our country free. Let your masters come and attack us: we are ready to meet them beard to beard.” - (1297) William Wallace	2017-02-20 19:09:02	Age of Empires II (2013)	14.1%
Wololo - Enemy Unit Converted Civilizations can be conquered with ideas as surely as with armaments. You can celebrate your success this battle in converting enemy units.	2017-02-20 18:59:44	Age of Empires II (2013)	53.4%
Foe of the Goths Through your various skills you have defeated the Goths in battle.	2017-02-20 18:23:00	Age of Empires II (2013)	38.6%
Foe of the Japanese Through your various skills you have defeated the Japanese in battle.	2017-02-20 18:01:40	Age of Empires II (2013)	35.5%
Foe of the Mayans Through your various skills you have defeated the Mayans in battle.	2017-02-20 04:24:28	Age of Empires II (2013)	34.7%
Foe of the Persians Through your various skills you have defeated the Persians in battle.	2017-02-20 04:24:28	Age of Empires II (2013)	37.2%
Foe of the Mongols Through your various skills you have defeated the Mongols in battle.	2017-02-20 04:24:28	Age of Empires II (2013)	38.3%
Foe of the Byzantines Through your various skills you have defeated the Byzantines in battle.	2017-02-20 04:24:28	Age of Empires II (2013)	38.9%
Foe of the Celts Through your various skills you have defeated the Celts in battle.	2017-02-20 04:24:28	Age of Empires II (2013)	41.3%
Foe of the Chinese Through your various skills you have defeated the Chinese in battle.	2017-02-20 04:06:32	Age of Empires II (2013)	35.5%
First Castle Constructed The Castle was the premiere fortification of the Medieval period. Your legacy in the future is assured.	2017-02-20 04:06:32	Age of Empires II (2013)	78.2%
Creation of your first Wonder of the World You have constructed a wonder - a shining pinnacle of achievement for your civilization. It is a beacon of hope to people everywhere, and if defended - a legacy of that achievement to stand the test of time.	2017-02-20 03:34:25	Age of Empires II (2013)	24.5%
Foe of the Spanish Through your various skills you have defeated the Spanish in battle.	2017-02-20 03:34:25	Age of Empires II (2013)	37.2%
Just a flesh wound Sometimes to win battles you have to make hard choices and sacrifices. In this battle you lost 25 units to combat with the enemy. Sometimes an outdated unit can get a needed boost of speed or armor with the right technology. Get used to watching the alerts on your mini-map as well - a second attack is easy to miss once you are defending the first one. Use this tactic to your advantage as well.	2017-02-20 03:34:25	Age of Empires II (2013)	77.4%
General You have sought glory in ten single-player battles, fight on!	2017-02-20 02:13:29	Age of Empires II (2013)	38.8%
Foe of the Teutons Through your various skills you have defeated the Teutons in battle.	2017-02-20 01:59:17	Age of Empires II (2013)	37.4%
Mysterious Foes You have faced the unknown! Playing against random opponents will expose you to a world’s worth of variety of units, tactics, and technologies. Study their strengths and weaknesses to become a great leader.	2017-02-20 01:59:17	Age of Empires II (2013)	61.8%
First Random Map When you are ready to take on the unexpected you are ready to take on the world. The Random map challenge is for any who are ready for attack or defense by land or sea and to defend against those who would threaten your empire. Fight on!	2017-02-20 01:59:17	Age of Empires II (2013)	75.7%
Skirmisher You have killed over fifty units in a single session.	2017-02-20 01:59:17	Age of Empires II (2013)	74.3%
The B Word Compose a phrase with "Your country is not a part of Europe".	2017-02-19 17:30:19	Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator	8.0%
M-M-M-M-ONSTER INSULT Take 50 honour points off your opponent in a single insult.	2017-02-19 16:38:39	Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator	21.7%
Foe of the Britons Through your various skills you have defeated the Britons in battle.	2017-02-19 15:46:12	Age of Empires II (2013)	62.0%
Dark Ages Rush or Early Adopter By pre-ordering Age of Empires II: HD Edition or being an early adopter, you have demonstrated your superior strategic planning and advance preparation as hallmark qualities of a great leader. Now that your reputation is secure, give swift word to friends and allies to come and join you in the fight!	2017-02-19 15:42:40	Age of Empires II (2013)	67.8%
It's Getting Crowded Unlock two additional characters.	2017-02-14 03:32:38	Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator	27.1%
Learn The Meaning of Life Complete the Insulting Tournament.	2017-02-14 03:03:41	Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator	32.2%
Mic Drop Win your first argument.	2017-02-14 02:18:45	Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator	68.4%
I Know Insults! Play the basic tutorial.	2017-02-14 01:49:01	Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator	61.7%

Hunter
Kill 200 Mutants.

2017-05-01 00:51:17

Metro 2033 Redux

42.7%

DJ Artyom
On the level OUTPOST reach the radio tower and broadcast the commander's message.

2017-04-28 01:54:25

Metro 2033 Redux

21.4%

Soft Touch
Disarm 15 wire traps.

2017-04-27 02:41:14

Metro 2033 Redux

18.6%

Tonic Man
Use a Medkit 75 times.

2017-04-27 02:13:22

Metro 2033 Redux

30.8%

Raider
On the level DEPOT silently kill the first guard and break into the Fascist station unnoticed.

2017-04-26 16:22:50

Metro 2033 Redux

16.5%

Warrior
Kill 100 Human Enemies.

2017-04-26 16:14:02

Metro 2033 Redux

49.6%

Invisible man
Complete FRONTLINE level without killing anyone.

2017-04-26 16:04:50

Metro 2033 Redux

5.8%

Rescue Ranger
Save a group of Reds from Fascist captivity.

2017-04-26 15:48:35

Metro 2033 Redux

34.6%

Demolitionist
Blow up the tunnel and airlock at CURSED STATION.

2017-04-26 14:08:53

Metro 2033 Redux

53.3%

Gunman
Kill 100 enemies with shotguns.

2017-04-26 14:04:58

Metro 2033 Redux

41.7%

Nosalis hunter
Kill 100 nosalises.

2017-04-26 14:04:21

Metro 2033 Redux

46.3%

Ninja
Kill 30 enemies with throwing knives.

2017-04-26 00:54:27

Metro 2033 Redux

8.5%

Tank
Kill 10 Enemies in a row without taking any damage.

2017-04-25 16:53:58

Metro 2033 Redux

53.6%

Snake
Stealthily kill 15 Enemies.

2017-04-25 16:53:44

Metro 2033 Redux

24.9%

Who goes there?
Wipe your Gas Mask 20 times.

2017-04-25 15:53:28

Metro 2033 Redux

37.0%

Reunion
Find and return the crying child's Teddy Bear.

2017-04-24 18:10:55

Metro: Last Light Redux

34.2%

Antibiotic
Kill 100 Mutants.

2017-04-24 17:32:22

Metro: Last Light Redux

57.1%

Commando
Rescue the Women and Children on the BANDITS level without raising alarm.

2017-04-24 17:09:45

Metro: Last Light Redux

28.3%

Air!
Spend 30 minutes' worth of Filters.

2017-04-24 16:50:37

Metro: Last Light Redux

61.0%

Scram
Kill the Watchmen attacking the Railcar without taking any damage.

2017-04-24 16:48:42

Metro: Last Light Redux

22.2%

Tortoise
Make 10 Spiders flip belly-up.

2017-04-24 15:35:39

Metro: Last Light Redux

32.2%

Soldier
Kill 100 Human Enemies.

2017-04-24 15:08:37

Metro: Last Light Redux

63.5%

No shooting allowed
Kill 10 enemies in a row with Throwing Knives.

2017-04-24 14:07:24

Metro: Last Light Redux

15.5%

Edison
Turn off 40 Lights without breaking them.

2017-04-24 04:14:05

Metro: Last Light Redux

47.5%

Within a Hair of Death
Escape from the Red Line.

2017-04-24 03:53:00

Metro: Last Light Redux

66.7%

Patron of the Arts
Watch the entire Theater Show.

2017-04-24 03:42:38

Metro: Last Light Redux

24.0%

Mouse
Complete the ECHOES level undetected by the Watchmen.

2017-04-24 03:19:19

Metro: Last Light Redux

55.5%

Engineer
Use 10 Lever Switches.

2017-04-24 03:12:58

Metro: Last Light Redux

65.8%

Pyromaniac
Burn 50 Cobwebs.

2017-04-24 03:12:24

Metro: Last Light Redux

42.7%

Shadow
Stealthily kill 15 Enemies.

2017-04-24 02:33:26

Metro: Last Light Redux

62.7%

Clean Escape
Escape the chasing Nazis on the REICH level without being caught once.

2017-04-24 02:28:14

Metro: Last Light Redux

69.0%

Freedom!
Free the Prisoners.

2017-04-24 02:24:25

Metro: Last Light Redux

56.2%

Not A Rabbit
Finish the ASHES level without taking a hit.

2017-04-24 02:00:20

Metro: Last Light Redux

29.0%

Rabbit
Complete training sequence.

2017-04-24 01:43:23

Metro: Last Light Redux

83.4%

DIVER
Drive through water so that your vehicle is fully submerged and then escape without the engine stalling

2017-03-26 01:02:07

Spintires®

36.2%

Everything Lost Again
Complete Act 01

2017-03-18 03:26:33

Mad Max

78.5%

Fresh Air
Drive the Magnum Opus off a Wasteland jump

2017-03-18 02:50:12

Mad Max

79.8%

Just Walk Away
Travel 650 car lengths on foot

2017-03-18 02:35:05

Mad Max

82.7%

On the Road to Nowhere
Travel 1300 car lengths in a vehicle

2017-03-18 02:21:13

Mad Max

88.0%

SISYPHUS
Drive a Type C vehicle with the Parking Brake engaged for 300 meters and Diff Lock disengaged

2017-03-16 01:47:06

Spintires®

27.8%

PRICE CHOPPER
Survive the Dead Center campaign.

2017-03-13 03:02:29

Left 4 Dead 2

40.0%

A RIDE DENIED
Kill a Jockey within 2 seconds of it jumping on a Survivor.

2017-03-13 00:54:36

Left 4 Dead 2

65.1%

My Precious
Design and apply to your truck a custom multi-color metallic paint

2017-03-05 23:53:29

Euro Truck Simulator 2

22.0%

From the Comfort of Your Home
Buy a truck online

2017-03-05 23:49:57

Euro Truck Simulator 2

40.2%

This is War
Started your first Arma 3 scenario - welcome!

2017-03-05 21:12:01

Arma 3

92.9%

Undiscouraged
Complete the first Thermal Discouragement Beam test

2017-03-05 19:49:22

Portal 2

64.6%

You Monster
Reunite with GLaDOS

2017-03-05 19:45:45

Portal 2

66.7%

Wake Up Call
Survive the manual override

2017-03-05 19:25:51

Portal 2

75.9%

Sardine
Utilize a boat

2017-03-05 01:39:41

Euro Truck Simulator 2

58.0%

Zzzzz
Use a rest stop

2017-03-05 01:23:43

Euro Truck Simulator 2

68.5%

Diesel, No Petrol!
Use a filling station

2017-03-03 13:50:27

Euro Truck Simulator 2

72.7%

Friends Are Always Here to Help You
Use automatic parking

2017-03-03 06:24:16

Euro Truck Simulator 2

84.4%

Ground Control I (Coop)
Capture one control point while playing in cooperative mode

2017-03-03 06:13:58

Insurgency

43.6%

Casino Bust
Complete story mission 2.

2017-02-25 03:57:21

Just Cause 2

64.9%

Welcome to Panau
Complete story mission 1.

2017-02-25 03:37:31

Just Cause 2

76.8%

First Taste of Chaos
Cause chaos for the first time.

2017-02-25 03:27:05

Just Cause 2

86.9%

Malcontent
Escape the apartment block raid.

2017-02-25 03:17:48

Half-Life 2

69.6%

Defiant
Hit the trashcan cop with the can.

2017-02-25 03:12:58

Half-Life 2

32.5%

How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
Compose a phrase with "You still use Windows Vista and never watched Star Wars".

2017-02-23 00:11:08

Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

1.3%

Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook
Compose a phrase with "Your hovercraft is full of eels".

2017-02-22 23:53:48

Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

2.0%

Say No More
Compose a phrase with "Your wife is interested in photography, nudge nudge!".

2017-02-22 16:23:48

Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

0.9%

Don't Tell a Soul
Unlock a secret character.

2017-02-22 15:54:52

Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

7.9%

The Number of The Beast
Mention Satan 66 times.

2017-02-22 15:45:04

Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

0.9%

It Gets Boring After An Hour
Play more than 100 duels.

2017-02-22 15:22:23

Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

2.2%

Family Matters
Compose a phrase with "Your beloved auntie worked with the Nazis".

2017-02-22 14:47:19

Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

1.2%

Sparking Controversy
Compose a phrase with "Your son died because of your sins!".

2017-02-22 14:34:19

Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

1.9%

It's Elementary
Compose a phrase with "A duck hunter probably murdered this poor man".

2017-02-22 14:19:14

Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

1.3%

Classic
Compose a phrase with "Your mother is your father".

2017-02-22 14:09:35

Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

5.1%

No, You Are
Compose a phrase with "You are silly, and everybody knows that!".

2017-02-22 13:58:26

Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

1.2%

What Are You Doing in England?
Compose a phrase with "Your mother was a hamster".

2017-02-22 04:53:23

Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

2.5%

Submissive
Put the can in the trash.

2017-02-21 02:28:24

Half-Life 2

44.7%

King of the Hill
It isn’t taking the hill, it is holding it against all attackers that is the ultimate challenge. You are on your way.

2017-02-21 01:55:01

Age of Empires II (2013)

7.3%

The Quickening
With turbo your villagers will gather and build quickly - pay attention to your resources and idle villagers. Turbo will let you focus more on your mid-game strategic planning.

2017-02-21 01:22:59

Age of Empires II (2013)

6.0%

First Deathmatch
Deathmatch is a competition of fast decisions and instant action. It will hone your skills at pitched battle.

2017-02-21 01:22:21

Age of Empires II (2013)

22.2%

Suicidal tendencies
Lose multiplayer battles in 5 different locations.

2017-02-20 23:18:02

Crush Your Enemies

2.0%

Go back to playing casual games!
Lose a battle.

2017-02-20 23:08:39

Crush Your Enemies

34.4%

First blood
Win the first battle in Generia.

2017-02-20 22:59:44

Crush Your Enemies

76.5%

The foundation of barbarism
Impale 3 of your enemies' heads.

2017-02-20 22:59:25

Crush Your Enemies

76.6%

First Victory
Congratulations! You have achieved the first multi-player victory of many to come.

2017-02-20 22:33:40

Age of Empires II (2013)

46.4%

Hosted First Game
You hosted a multiplayer game for the first time!

2017-02-20 21:39:40

Age of Empires II (2013)

35.5%

Joan of Arc Campaign Completed
“Of the love or hatred God has for the English, I know nothing, but I do know that they will all be thrown out of France, except those who die there.” - Joan of Arc (Trial 1431)

2017-02-20 21:10:25

Age of Empires II (2013)

5.9%

Leave No Stone Unburned
In this campaign you razed over 100 buildings, your name is legend among your enemies.

2017-02-20 21:00:00

Age of Empires II (2013)

37.6%

No Backing Down
You razed 50 buildings in this campaign, your enemies will think twice before challenging you again.

2017-02-20 21:00:00

Age of Empires II (2013)

51.9%

Foe of the Franks
Through your various skills you have defeated the Franks in battle.

2017-02-20 19:40:53

Age of Empires II (2013)

46.6%

William Wallace Campaign Completed
“We come here with no peaceful intent, but ready for battle, determined to avenge our wrongs and set our country free. Let your masters come and attack us: we are ready to meet them beard to beard.” - (1297) William Wallace

2017-02-20 19:09:02

Age of Empires II (2013)

14.1%

Wololo - Enemy Unit Converted
Civilizations can be conquered with ideas as surely as with armaments. You can celebrate your success this battle in converting enemy units.

2017-02-20 18:59:44

Age of Empires II (2013)

53.4%

Foe of the Goths
Through your various skills you have defeated the Goths in battle.

2017-02-20 18:23:00

Age of Empires II (2013)

38.6%

Foe of the Japanese
Through your various skills you have defeated the Japanese in battle.

2017-02-20 18:01:40

Age of Empires II (2013)

35.5%

Foe of the Mayans
Through your various skills you have defeated the Mayans in battle.

2017-02-20 04:24:28

Age of Empires II (2013)

34.7%

Foe of the Persians
Through your various skills you have defeated the Persians in battle.

2017-02-20 04:24:28

Age of Empires II (2013)

37.2%

Foe of the Mongols
Through your various skills you have defeated the Mongols in battle.

2017-02-20 04:24:28

Age of Empires II (2013)

38.3%

Foe of the Byzantines
Through your various skills you have defeated the Byzantines in battle.

2017-02-20 04:24:28

Age of Empires II (2013)

38.9%

Foe of the Celts
Through your various skills you have defeated the Celts in battle.

2017-02-20 04:24:28

Age of Empires II (2013)

41.3%

Foe of the Chinese
Through your various skills you have defeated the Chinese in battle.

2017-02-20 04:06:32

Age of Empires II (2013)

35.5%

First Castle Constructed
The Castle was the premiere fortification of the Medieval period. Your legacy in the future is assured.

2017-02-20 04:06:32

Age of Empires II (2013)

78.2%

Creation of your first Wonder of the World
You have constructed a wonder - a shining pinnacle of achievement for your civilization. It is a beacon of hope to people everywhere, and if defended - a legacy of that achievement to stand the test of time.

2017-02-20 03:34:25

Age of Empires II (2013)

24.5%

Foe of the Spanish
Through your various skills you have defeated the Spanish in battle.

2017-02-20 03:34:25

Age of Empires II (2013)

37.2%

Just a flesh wound
Sometimes to win battles you have to make hard choices and sacrifices. In this battle you lost 25 units to combat with the enemy. Sometimes an outdated unit can get a needed boost of speed or armor with the right technology. Get used to watching the alerts on your mini-map as well - a second attack is easy to miss once you are defending the first one. Use this tactic to your advantage as well.

2017-02-20 03:34:25

Age of Empires II (2013)

77.4%

General
You have sought glory in ten single-player battles, fight on!

2017-02-20 02:13:29

Age of Empires II (2013)

38.8%

Foe of the Teutons
Through your various skills you have defeated the Teutons in battle.

2017-02-20 01:59:17

Age of Empires II (2013)

37.4%

Mysterious Foes
You have faced the unknown! Playing against random opponents will expose you to a world’s worth of variety of units, tactics, and technologies. Study their strengths and weaknesses to become a great leader.

2017-02-20 01:59:17

Age of Empires II (2013)

61.8%

First Random Map
When you are ready to take on the unexpected you are ready to take on the world. The Random map challenge is for any who are ready for attack or defense by land or sea and to defend against those who would threaten your empire. Fight on!

2017-02-20 01:59:17

Age of Empires II (2013)

75.7%

Skirmisher
You have killed over fifty units in a single session.

2017-02-20 01:59:17

Age of Empires II (2013)

74.3%

The B Word
Compose a phrase with "Your country is not a part of Europe".

2017-02-19 17:30:19

Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

8.0%

M-M-M-M-ONSTER INSULT
Take 50 honour points off your opponent in a single insult.

2017-02-19 16:38:39

Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator

21.7%

Foe of the Britons
Through your various skills you have defeated the Britons in battle.

2017-02-19 15:46:12

Age of Empires II (2013)

62.0%

Dark Ages Rush or Early Adopter
By pre-ordering Age of Empires II: HD Edition or being an early adopter, you have demonstrated your superior strategic planning and advance preparation as hallmark qualities of a great leader. Now that your reputation is secure, give swift word to friends and allies to come and join you in the fight!

2017-02-19 15:42:40

Age of Empires II (2013)

67.8%