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You’re Seeing Someone Else, Aren’t You? Divorce your wife and pay alimony |
2022-02-20 00:35:09 | 14 | |
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I Think There Has to Be a Game First for It to Be Over The game is over already? But it hasn't even started yet! |
2022-02-20 00:14:00 | 15 | |
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Friendly Island Tourist After arriving at Chabarin Island, Make it into the treasure cave without losing health, opening the information menu, or attacking anyone (Start from the left side of the island) |
1 | ||
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I Don’t Want to Fight, I Just Want the Treasure After entering the treasure cave, collect the treasure without losing health, opening the information menu, and without attacking anybody |
1 | ||
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Explorer of Ryonga Island Land on Ryonga Island (The first island) while hang gliding, fully explore the island, and collect a secret heart |
2 | ||
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It’s Dangerous to Fly Without a Treasure Map A mysterious explosion destroyed the plane |
4 | ||
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Takeshi's Ultimate Kusoge Beat Takeshi's Challenge |
2 | ||
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I See You’re a Man of Culture as Well Acquire all 10 eligible items/skills from the Culture Center |
3 | ||
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No Slacking on the Job You should go back, you’ve got a lot of work waiting at the office |
2 | ||
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Don’t Take It So Seriously Wait on the end screen for about 5 minutes without pressing any buttons (Easter Egg) |
2 | ||
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Go Big or Go Home Double your money at the Casino in the South Pacific |
3 | ||
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I Said I Wanted a Haircut! Not a Facecut! Oops! I Slipped! |
5 | ||
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Treasure Hunt Begins Reveal the treasure map |
6 | ||
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You’re Good for a Young’ Un Receive a blank piece of paper from an old man |
6 | ||
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Sir, You Don’t Have Enough Balls Get kicked off the Pachinko Machine by winning 3840 or more balls |
6 | ||
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The Last Resort Use a hidden warp in a Native House to warp to the Resort Center |
2 | ||
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Heart Treasure Collect the secret heart in the 4th area of the treasure cave |
3 | ||
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Can't Wait to go Hang Gliding! Arrive at the South Pacific |
6 | ||
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My Thirst Has Been Quenched Gift a Canteen to the Hermit |
2 | ||
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Hit Em With the Ol A Plus B Times Three Resurrect yourself (WARNING: This trick will disable some achievements) |
4 | ||
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God Dammit I Shot the Wind Again! Hang glide your way to Chabarin Island |
2 | ||
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Explorer of Tanhyo Island Land on Tanhyo Island (the third island) while hang gliding and fully explore the island |
2 | ||
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Nifty Shortcut Warp to the treasure cave by performing 30,720 punches on the titlescreen |
10 | ||
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That’s Amazing! I Respect You Obtain the Shamisen |
5 | ||
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Back to Hell Are you going to keep playing? Go back already |
2 | ||
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I Feel Great After Taking a Dump on Top of a Mountain Reveal the Special Message in the Japanese base on Chabarin Island |
2 | ||
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No Need for the Treasure Anymore Collect 855100 yen in a single playthrough without doubling your money at the casino |
4 | ||
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Don’t Be a Dick, Stop Hogging the Mic Successfully perform all 4 eligible songs at the Karaoke bar (Rain of Tears, Cat Expierience, Okinawa Yunta, and Hato Poppo) |
3 | ||
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That Ends Today's Broadcast... Wait for 5 hours after choosing to stare at the blank piece of paper (Easter Egg) |
2 | ||
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Love the Jungle Collect the secret heart in the Jungle on Chabarin Island |
2 | ||
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Creep. Save yourself from being boiled in the Island Chief's pot by strumming the Shamisen |
2 | ||
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I Like You. Take My Daughter And Live Here Show off your Social Dancing skills |
2 | ||
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I Should’ve Killed You When I Had the Chance Hahaha! Fool! I’ve been following you |
2 | ||
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Old Island Heirloom Obtain the Islands Sacred Rock |
2 | ||
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Shock and Terror Fly in a Cessna plane over the South Sea and reach the end of the screen without shooting the gun (Start flying with 4 hearts or less) |
1 | ||
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Salaryman’s Sadistic Escapade Beat Takeshi's Challenge without increasing health or opening the information menu |
1 | ||
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Grandmaster Hang Glider Fly in a hang glider over the South Sea and reach the end of the screen (Start flying with 4 hearts or less) |
1 | ||
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There Goes My Life Savings! Sit in the wrong seat |
5 | ||
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I Know These Streets Like the Back of My Hand After starting the game, make it to the South Pacific with your job quit, wife divorced, and without losing health or opening the information menu |
2 | ||
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Explorer of Melonen Island Land on Melonen Island (The second island) while hang gliding and fully explore the island |
2 | ||
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Don’t Shout Like That, Man! Reveal every Special Message on Hintabo Island (Must have Learned Hintabo language) |
2 | ||
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How Did You Get In My House? Use a hidden warp outside Dick's Pachinko to warp into a home |
4 | ||
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Don’t Talk to Me Like That, I Am Not Your Buddy Reveal every Special Message in Japan Crazy City |
2 | ||
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Fighting a Losing Battle Get pummeled by the security |
7 | ||
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The Reasonably Durable Salary Man Have Max Health |
5 | ||
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Stick It to the Man Quit your job after divorcing your wife |
10 |