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A New York Minute
Beat Afternoon of the Wolves within 40 seconds 		2022-05-03 21:48:10 26
Dr.Do-Little-to-Nothing
Beat Paramedics, the A-Team without missing a question 		2022-05-03 21:38:03 29
I Should Have Just Hid in a LEGO instead!
Beat King of the hill within 45 seconds 		2022-05-03 21:30:37 15
It's Not Truancy When You're Busy Saving the World
Beat the final 2 minigames with an A+ rank average 		2022-05-03 21:08:49 27
Phone Home
Beat the final 2 minigames 		2022-05-03 21:08:44 32
Stop and Be Friendly
In Story Mode, beat Ignorant Encounters without losing a life 		2022-05-03 21:01:13 29
Save Ririka!
Beat the 9th set of minigames and get an A+ rank average 		2022-05-03 20:53:28 34
One Woman's Struggle to Take it Easy
Beat the 9th set of minigames 		2022-05-03 20:53:27 34
Five Finger Discount
In Story Mode, beat The Goods Must Be Crazy without losing a life 		2022-05-03 20:53:22 34
Small Size, Big Brain
Beat the 8th set of minigames and get an A+ rank average 		2022-05-03 20:43:15 34
Life uh....Finds a Way
In Story Mode, beat Mantis Park without losing a life 		2022-05-03 20:43:13 26
Little Antie is a Big Help
Beat the 8th set of minigames 		2022-05-03 20:43:12 35
A Real Man Makes His Own Luck
In Story Mode, beat any of the 3 Titanic Away minigames without losing a life 		2022-05-03 20:37:50 52
Candy Break!
Beat the 7th set of minigames 		2022-05-03 20:28:35 36
Woah! Watch the Webbing
In Story Mode, beat Kiss of the Spider Man without losing a life 		2022-05-03 20:28:34 31
They're Never Going to Believe this at School
In Story Mode, beat King of the hill without losing a life 		2022-05-03 20:25:48 33
Just In Time for Dinner!
Beat the 6th set of minigames 		2022-05-03 20:20:05 38
That Armor is too Strong for Blasters!
In Story Mode, beat Bear Wars without losing a life 		2022-05-03 20:20:04 35
You Can Be My Wingwoman any time
In Story Mode, beat Looks Like Top Gun without losing a life 		2022-05-03 20:16:28 35
Crossing off the List
Beat the fifth set of minigames 		2022-05-03 20:09:44 42
All the Work, None of the Credit
Beat the fourth set of minigames 		2022-05-03 19:53:12 56
Life of a Salaryman
Beat the third set of minigames and get an A+ rating average 		2022-05-03 19:44:02 58
You Can Always Count on Public Transportation
Beat the third set of minigames 		2022-05-03 19:43:59 73
I'm the King of the World!!
Beat any of the Titanic Away games under 135 seconds 		2022-05-03 19:43:57 74
I Picked a Hell of a Day to Quit Drinking
In Story Mode, beat Independence Bay without losing a life 		2022-05-03 19:33:33 84
Innuendo Joke
Beat Love, Fireworks and Ferris Wheel with an A rank 		2022-05-03 19:29:22 39
This Minigame Title is a Reference to a Movie from 1915
In Story Mode, beat Love, Fireworks and Ferris Wheel without losing a life 		2022-05-03 19:29:21 75
Holding on to What I am
Beat the second set of minigames 		2022-05-03 19:29:20 95
Fast and Frightened
In Story Mode, beat Lets Go By Stretcher without losing a life 		2022-05-03 19:26:51 91
Remember, Next Friday...is Hawaiian Shirt Day
Beat the first set of minigames and get an A+ rating average 		2022-05-03 19:18:36 75
We've Got No Wheels and We're Coming Down!
In Story Mode, beat Nerd on a Wire without losing a life 		2022-05-03 19:18:00 126
Somebody's Got a Case of the Mondays
Beat the first set of minigames 		2022-05-03 19:17:59 141
The Terrifying Tower
In Story Mode, beat the Elevator of DOOM! without losing a life 		2022-05-03 19:15:26 133
Fridgified
Stop the elevator before 850 meters in the Elevator of DOOM! 		2022-05-03 19:15:01 53
Stressercise
In Story Mode, beat the first minigame without losing a life. That's good, Taneo! 		2022-05-03 19:11:56 165
Crisis Averted
Beat the entire game in one session without a game over! Cannot exit campaign at any time. 		15
Taneo-Taneo-Revolution
Don't miss a beat on Taneo Dance Fever and complete it without taking damage 		11
Pretending I'm a Superman
Beat the second set of minigames and get an A+ rating average 		30
First You Gotta Do The Truffle Shuffle!
Beat the 7th set of minigames with an A+ average 		18
Run Uweaaa!
Beat Bowling Inferno without red distance happening once 		13
Signs (2002), a M. Night Shyamalan Film
Hit at least 45 signs and survive the level in Lets Go By Stretcher 		24
I Found Him, He Belongs to Me!
In Story Mode, beat De Crane without losing a life 		18
Just a Light Heart Massage
In Story Mode, beat Paramedics without losing a life 		79
I'm Sure the Kids are Doing Fine
Beat the 6th set of minigames with an A+ rank average 		27
Keep Absolutely Still...Its Vision is Based on Movement
Beat Kiss of the Spiderman with an A rank 		29
We Are Not Alone...
Beat Ignorant Encounters without getting a button wrong 		20
That’ll Do Golden Pig, That’ll Do.
In Story Mode, beat Pound for Pound without losing a life 		33
If Adventure Had a Name, It Must Be Taneo Jones!
In Story Mode, beat Bowling Inferno without losing a life 		82
Attica! Attica!
In Story Mode, beat Afternoon of the Wolves without losing a life 		41
We Took a Hit!!! We're Not Hit, Stop Side-Seat Driving!
Beat Independence Bay without the Mother Ship taking damage 		14
Snowboard Wives!
In Story Mode, beat Snowboarding with Wolves without losing a life 		30
Conductor of Chaos
Clear Etsuko and the Golden Pig without missing a beat 		13
Hold on to Your Butts!
Beat Mantis Park without the giant mantis getting in red distance 		10
Let Us Hurry! There is Nothing to Fear Here
Beat Pound for Pound before health is at 50% 		33
Feathery Fast Feet Fly Further from the Fixed Flagpole
Beat the level Nerd on a Wire before the statue crumbles at all 		15
The Queen of Brass
In Story Mode, beat Etsuko and the Golden Pig without losing a life 		30
EtSSXuko
Beat Snowboarding with Wolves with an A rank 		9
Ganas, All We Need is Ganas
Beat the Tense Teacher without getting any kids knocked out by chalk 		10
Etsuko Day Afternoon
Beat the fourth set of minigames with an A+ rank average 		44
Incredible Health
Hold maximum number of lives while playing Story Mode 		29
Speedy Shopper
In The Goods Must Be Crazy, find the goods before you take 5 points of damage 		17
Remember Boys, No Points for Second Place
Beat Looks Like Top Gun without taking any damage 		9
I Feel Like I Could Take the Whole Empire Myself!
Beat bear wars before 1 min 40 seconds 		17
What's Cal-coolus?
In Story Mode, beat the Tense Teacher without losing a life 		19
Be Good.
Beat De Crane with an A rank 		17
All in a Day's Work
Beat the fifth set of minigames with an A+ rank average 		15