Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nixmachine | 100% | 41 | 59h 47m | 59h 47m | 2021-03-08 00:03:04 | ||
| DR!FTΞR | 0/ 41 |
| Achievement | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Burnout Side Project
Win a game of BSP. |
35.4% | ||
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Fat Matt
Meet fat Matt. |
27.8% | ||
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Cheater
Win a prize from the slot machine while on performance enhancing drugs. |
21.9% | ||
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Distant Memory
Dream a dream. |
21.9% | ||
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Dog
Pet the dog. |
21.5% | ||
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VROOM
Get through the tunnel on a motorcycle without slowing down. |
20.6% | ||
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Hmm...
Find some statistics. |
19.4% | ||
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Digitally Transmitted Disease
You willfully opened a virus. |
18.5% | ||
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Ow
Fall the furthest possible. |
16.8% | ||
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Pissed Time Traveller
You didn't listen and now you and your family are dead. |
16.0% | ||
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Wrong Rating
Get an actually exciting ride. |
15.6% | ||
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Pupilless
See the Snocone mascot without his pupils. |
15.1% | ||
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Sick!
Clear the bridge with a skateboard. |
15.1% | ||
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Goodbye Offbay
Shoot the flaregun. |
14.3% | ||
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Crowdsur-
Jump off the balcony. |
14.3% | ||
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Swindler
Get on the Snocone for free. |
13.9% | ||
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Gambler
Win a game of cards at max betting power. |
12.6% | ||
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Dude, come on...
No one's home. |
12.2% | ||
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BFF
Sit with the man under the bridge. |
11.8% | ||
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It's Sturdy
Really test the shed's strength. |
11.8% | ||
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T R A N S P O R T
Unlock all transports. |
11.8% | ||
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I won't waste any more of your time... (Part II)
...with this ancient game. |
10.9% | ||
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Opaque Shower
You threw poo at your shower head and then showered in it??? |
9.7% | ||
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Rare Foil Card
Lucky you. |
9.2% | ||
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Stuntman
Jump off the ferris wheel at its peak. |
8.8% | ||
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PRESS //C
Change the crouch control then visit the page. |
8.4% | ||
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Oh boy what a funny joke.
You read the real joke. |
8.0% | ||
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The Missing
Follow the monster to his true form and read the events. |
7.5% | ||
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Twenty Fries
Buy twenty individual fries. |
6.7% | ||
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Turdy
Find someone to sell poop to. |
6.7% | ||
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GZUD XNT RDDM SGHR LZM
Entmc Neeazx'r bzmmhazk. |
6.7% | ||
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Filbert
Fill Bert. |
6.3% | ||
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Claustrovertigo
Get to the top of the dumpster ladder then fall. |
5.4% | ||
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SHUT UP
Climb back up the slope in under three seconds while under pressure. |
5.4% | ||
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Dunce
Fail the gap in every way possible. |
5.0% | ||
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Mines Expert
Beat mines on expert. |
4.2% | ||
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Yesyes
Solve all nonochips. |
2.9% | ||
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You Suck
Get kicked out of the cinema in every possible way. |
2.9% | ||
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I won't waste any more of your time...
...with this button. |
2.9% | ||
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Efficient
Complete Blue Tarmac in the fewest shots possible. |
2.1% | ||
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Supermarket Man
Sell every item you can. |
2.1% |