| Achievement | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Make The Cut
Solve the infamous scissor puzzle. |
54.4% | ||
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It Ain't Safe
Open the safe. |
50.4% | ||
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Professional Discounter
Get a discount at the shop. |
50.0% | ||
|
Circle Back
Fail the game. |
44.6% | ||
|
Flexitime Pioneer
Rip several items off the wall with the crowbar. |
33.6% | ||
|
Rapid Divorce
Sell your wife. |
33.1% | ||
|
Obsessive Compulsion
Visit the printershop too many times. |
30.9% | ||
|
Think Inside The Box
Avoid your responsibilities. |
27.4% | ||
|
Prepare The Sequel
Sell the postman. |
26.1% | ||
|
Microrave
Microwave 8 food items. |
24.3% | ||
|
Diamonds Are Forever
Sell a diamond. |
23.4% | ||
|
Go With The Flow
Get your underflow fixed. |
23.0% | ||
|
A Friend Til The End
Become friends with the printershop clerk. |
22.1% | ||
|
Company Occulture
Perform the ritual of the Prince. |
20.7% | ||
|
Pet Rock
Win a rock. |
18.1% | ||
|
Smooth Operator
Print the full report. |
16.3% | ||
|
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??? |
16.3% | ||
|
Winner is you!
Win the game. |
15.9% | ||
|
Record Collector
Collect all eight records. |
14.1% | ||
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The Depths Of Insanity
Sell your house. |
11.0% | ||
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Welcome Home
Wake up. |
7.9% | ||
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Print-Fu Master
Acquire all the trophies. |
7.5% |