Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Anthony EiG | 100% | 41 | 3h 51m | 3h 51m | 2025-03-14 18:18:30 | ||
| username | 24.39% | 10 / 41 | 3h 55m | 2025-01-26 17:21:16 | |||
| DJ_Norilsk | 4.88% | 2 / 41 | 1h 9m | 2023-12-11 20:13:14 | |||
| =[DSG]= Lan Can't Aim | 12.2% | 5 / 41 | 3h 37m | 2022-07-05 22:55:10 | |||
| erokesha | 31.71% | 13 / 41 | 8h 1m | 2022-06-06 18:08:53 | |||
| Solunary | 53.66% | 22 / 41 | 9h 43m | 2022-05-19 04:46:51 | |||
| ¡🔥MoneyLead🔥 | 0/ 41 | 5h 48m | |||||
| Grawl | 0/ 41 | 3h 10m | |||||
| Palmiton | 0/ 41 | 3h 8m | |||||
| ItemCollection | 0/ 41 | 2h 10m |
| Achievement | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Be a Better Farmer
Complete all the challenging exercises in the Borrington Gymnasium |
77.5% | ||
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Made it out of Town
Escape from your boring home town to go on a quest to Rescue the Princess™ |
69.0% | ||
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Flight of the Fairy
Fly around and explore a scene with Tabitha |
48.3% | ||
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Darwin Award
Jump into water and drown, despite the game helpfully preventing you from running into water |
45.5% | ||
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Edge of the Universe
Fall off the edge of a scene |
41.7% | ||
|
Easiest Boss Fight Ever
Accept the surrender of Baron Ran |
30.5% | ||
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Easy as One-Two-Three
Pass the (Ac)counting final exam at the University of Chingaim |
28.9% | ||
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Polypiling
Use the Wand of Polymorph to polymorph all of your artifacts |
26.4% | ||
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Alchemy
Mix alchemy ingredients to create new items |
23.8% | ||
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Dragonslayer
Defeat Gozamata |
19.2% | ||
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You Schmuck
Attack Gozamata's giant eye with metal, despite knowing what kind of game this is by now |
19.0% | ||
|
Olympic Glory
Vault over a stone wall |
16.4% | ||
|
Marksmanship
Get a zero score on the shooting gallery game |
15.6% | ||
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Strike the Striker
Try to strike the final boss while he's striking against you. Just try. |
15.5% | ||
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Lack Of Imagination
Choose a name for your character that was popularized by a playthrough video |
14.1% | ||
|
History Buff
Pass the Bowtudgel History final exam at the University of Chingaim |
12.2% | ||
|
Earworm Treatment
Get that #!@%{*#& song out of your head by changing the background music |
10.5% | ||
|
Zeno's Paradox
Use the power of calculus to help Achilles overtake a turtle on the road |
10.4% | ||
|
Sheep Rustler
Steal a sheep from Macgregor's Ranch |
9.8% | ||
|
Sequence Breaking 104
Reach cellar of the Chateau without helping all the animals |
6.6% | ||
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Bonus Level
Reach a secret bonus level after the "end" of the game |
6.5% | ||
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Pottery with the Emir
Talk to the Emir of Neroka while carrying a pot |
6.3% | ||
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I'm Rich
Fill your purse with a hundred thousand miles |
6.1% | ||
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Not Good with Money
Have your credit card suspended by the Bank of Bowtudgel |
6.1% | ||
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Ratslayer
Eliminate the R.O.N.S. from Lady Samiltish's cottage |
5.8% | ||
|
Boffin Cred
Show your boffin cred by plotting something on the graphing calculator |
5.6% | ||
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Sequence Breaking 102
Reach Ufiyya before aquiring Electrolytesportsdrink |
5.3% | ||
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Evolutionary Dead End
Copy a gene in DNA Replicator mini-game without any mutations |
3.7% | ||
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Sequence Breaking 103
Enter Catacombs before removing rock from pass |
3.5% | ||
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Pottery with Gary
Talk to Gary while carrying a pot |
3.4% | ||
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Pottery on the Overlook
Do the cut scene at the Scenic Overlook while carrying a pot |
3.4% | ||
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Antiquing
Collect eight pieces of Rowena & Co. antique furniture for Andria |
2.8% | ||
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Pottery with Margaret
Talk to Margaret while carrying a pot |
2.8% | ||
|
Dragonshooter
Defeat Gozamata using a crossbow |
2.1% | ||
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Sequence Breaking 101
Obtain a small crossbow before acquiring a credit card |
1.7% | ||
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Glitching
Take advantage of a programming glitch to get a free weapon |
1.6% | ||
|
Rite of Passage
Bribe your way to an area you're not supposed to be at yet |
1.6% | ||
|
Rocket Science
Pass the Aerospace Engineering final exam at the University of Chingaim |
1.3% | ||
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Passed History For Real
Visit all locations with info on Bowtudgel history, then pass test without correction |
0.6% | ||
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Street Music
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0.2% | ||
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Sleuth
Correctly solve the case of the Library Murders |
0.2% |