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>ACCIDENTAL ASTRONAUT
You're in space, apparently. Or at least, you were?
56.9%
>ACTIVITY RECORDED
Observed cultists.
12.8%
>SURELY HE HAS SOME ADDITIONAL PURPOSE
Nope.
9.3%
>BATTER LUCK NEXT TIME
Finished HIVESWAP: ACT 1.
19.7%
>BIRDGEONING TALENT
Carried a tune.
9.6%
>BOROS
Picked up where you'll leave off. 		0.8%
>OVER? BUT WE JUST STARTED!
Checked in with Jude.
70.4%
>CELL YOU LATER
Finished HIVESWAP: ACT 1 with power to spare.
40.0%
>CONVEXED
Held out for Bent Soup.
10.1%
>SERIOUSLY, DON'T EAT THE MUMMY.
What is WRONG with you?
8.3%
>DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM
Please.
9.9%
>FEATHERY DOOFUS ACQUIRED
Acquired feathery doofus.
59.6%
>GOOD DEER. BEAST FRIEND.
Made an unexpected ally.
51.8%
>G R U B B _ _ S
Spelled it right.
52.5%
>HEAL THE DEERCAT. BE THE RIDER.
Rode an unexpected ally.
51.8%
>HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL
Took a ballet lesson from an unorthodox source.
11.5%
>INSUFFERABLE ZOOSMELL
Named your lusii.
51.8%
>IT'S A LIVING
Made it to the living room...but at what cost?
53.6%
>IT WASN'T LOCKED
Ventured out into the hallway.
68.6%
>JUNIOR VETERINARIAN
Gave Byers a full check-up.
8.1%
>LET THE RUMPUS COMMENCE
Was Xefros.
56.9%
>LIGHT WEAPONRY
Got your flashlight in working order.
63.6%
>MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?
No? How about this one?
9.8%
>MELODIOUS CHIRPS AND TONGUE-CLICKS
Revealed your true nature.
13.7%
>NA NA NA NA, HEY YOU
Was Jude.
61.6%
>NO. THEY'RE YOURS NOW
The batteries are yours, and you're keeping them.
13.5%
>NOW WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE
But seriously what in the hell is going on in here
59.3%
>PERIOD-APPROPRIATE REFERENCES
This game is set in 1994.
10.6%
>PLAYING WITH POWER
Refreshed your memory.
10.2%
>RED AND GREEN HERRING
Overthought it.
15.3%
>RUBBLE LEADER
Put the Grubble in rubble.
54.3%
>SAVE XEFROS
Saved Xefros.
51.8%
>SEQUENCE BREAKER
Tried to get ahead of the game.
8.2%
>S E R P E N T
Bypassed security.
56.8%
>SIGNATURE STYLE AND FLARE
Flare: yes. Style: questionable.
59.3%
>STEP UP
Won your first STRIFE.
63.1%
>THAT'S YOUR CUE
Geared up.
55.0%
>THE LONG GONEBIRDS
Alas, Curses, and/or Farewell, as the case may be.
9.9%
>THEY'RE STUFFED
Tried to treat the taxidermied.
7.6%
>THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM
Sent Joey what she needs.
60.2%
>TREAT TIME
Got those treats.
54.4%
>VENT FRUSTRATION
Gave Byers some very important character development.
10.5%
>WHERE THEY BELONG
Tried to trash the POGS.
10.8%
>WHY'S IT EVEN LOCKED
Seriously--who locks their attic?
59.5%