| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park. |
2014-03-12 21:07:48 | 30.5% | ||
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Daddy Issues
You befriended your father. |
2014-03-12 20:59:24 | 41.9% | ||
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Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth. |
2014-03-12 20:45:59 | 49.0% | ||
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Outpatient
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS. |
2014-03-12 20:41:02 | 12.7% | ||
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Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times. |
2014-03-12 18:35:31 | 23.7% | ||
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Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes. |
2014-03-12 18:13:01 | 23.2% | ||
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More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park. |
2014-03-12 17:37:41 | 47.6% | ||
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Make it Rain!
You've spent $500. |
2014-03-12 16:05:43 | 31.4% | ||
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Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets. |
2014-03-12 16:05:42 | 35.9% | ||
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KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle. |
2014-03-12 14:51:28 | 31.8% | ||
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Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle. |
2014-03-10 16:38:15 | 15.6% | ||
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Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game. |
2014-03-10 15:51:38 | 59.4% | ||
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Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon. |
2014-03-10 15:12:26 | 48.3% | ||
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Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out. |
2014-03-10 15:11:15 | 52.4% | ||
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Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy. |
2014-03-09 10:27:38 | 46.4% | ||
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Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items. |
2014-03-07 16:59:03 | 45.4% | ||
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First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park. |
2014-03-07 14:26:37 | 66.8% | ||
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New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK. |
2014-03-07 02:04:05 | 69.7% | ||
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Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks. |
2014-03-07 01:57:44 | 66.5% | ||
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Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability. |
2014-03-07 00:59:34 | 64.3% | ||
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Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks. |
2014-03-07 00:49:26 | 71.2% | ||
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Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon. |
2014-03-06 19:31:24 | 73.1% | ||
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Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle. |
2014-03-06 18:47:16 | 72.4% | ||
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Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out. |
2014-03-06 18:01:16 | 48.8% | ||
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No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out. |
3.8% | |||
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For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items. |
7.8% | |||
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Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon. |
6.2% | |||
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Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew. |
17.2% | |||
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Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave. |
8.4% | |||
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More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend. |
2.8% | |||
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Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass. |
9.8% | |||
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Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles. |
12.3% | |||
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Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times. |
9.6% | |||
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Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants. |
7.4% | |||
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Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking. |
12.2% | |||
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Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes. |
2.7% | |||
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Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus. |
13.1% | |||
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Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle. |
36.5% | |||
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You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game. |
7.8% | |||
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Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle. |
46.4% | |||
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Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game. |
2.5% | |||
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Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself. |
36.8% | |||
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Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form. |
3.9% | |||
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Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures. |
3.1% | |||
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Two Girls, One Stick
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise. |
3.2% | |||
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Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game. |
10.8% | |||
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Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart. |
2.6% | |||
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Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap. |
6.2% | |||
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Face Hoff
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff. |
5.0% | |||
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Perverted
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds. |
7.9% |