| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!
Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens. |
2016-02-14 08:55:08 | 72.0% | ||
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EMO
Injure yourself. |
2016-02-14 08:50:28 | 68.0% | ||
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AIN'T GOT COJONES!
Finish your business with Krotchy. |
12.7% | |||
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CAMELBACK
Piss 100 gallons of urine. |
3.8% | |||
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CAT WRANGLER
50 kills using cat. |
3.6% | |||
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THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!
Choose path for the first time. |
35.1% | |||
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DADDY NEVER LOVED ME
Complete game killing only males. |
3.1% | |||
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DANNY TREJO
100 kills using machete in melee. |
7.2% | |||
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ALL PERPS MUST DIE!
Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis! |
8.0% | |||
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DON'T TAZE ME BRO
Taze 200 victims. |
7.3% | |||
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EASTWOOD
Complete game using only the pistol. |
3.0% | |||
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ENTOMOLOGIST
50 kills using bees. |
3.2% | |||
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FAIL ZOMBIE
Respawn 20 times. |
5.4% | |||
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I AM THE LAW
Complete Good path without falling off. |
3.3% | |||
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JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT
Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders. |
3.3% | |||
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KAVORKIAN
Euthanise 30 elderly folks. |
3.1% | |||
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NEUROSURGEON
300 headshot/decap kills. |
12.9% | |||
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PERSONAL JESUS
Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count) |
3.1% | |||
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PETA CHAIRMAN
Kill no animals in one playthrough. |
3.2% | |||
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PROPERTY DAMAGE
Smash 50 windows. |
4.1% | |||
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PSYCHO DUNDEE
50 kills using boomerang machete. |
4.7% | |||
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SCOFIELD
Escape from prison. |
12.9% | |||
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REAL AMERICAN
Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists. |
3.0% | |||
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SCHWARZENEGGER
200 kills using M-60. |
9.8% | |||
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SPECIAL OLYMPIAN
Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner. |
15.8% | |||
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REPO MAN
Return Thegways to the owner |
21.8% | |||
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STALLONE
Complete game using only melee. |
3.0% | |||
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SUCKTASTIC!
Suck up 500 items with the shop vac. |
6.5% | |||
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THERE IS NO SPOON
Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time. |
3.3% | |||
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T.J. HOOKER
Arrest 200 perps. |
4.7% | |||
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PRODUCT RECALL
Destroy 50 cars. |
4.1% | |||
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WOLVERINES R GHEY
50 badgersaw kills. |
5.8% | |||
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COMMIES GO HOME!
Make Venezuela peacemakers go home. |
7.7% | |||
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SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS
Arrest eco zealots leader. |
8.8% | |||
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ARSONIST
150 kills using fire. |
3.2% |