Steam Achievements · completionist.me

Achievement	Unlocked	Global Unlocks
More Popular Than John Lennon Everyone in South Park is your friend.	2016-04-19 08:28:15	2.7%
Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.	2016-04-19 07:52:14	6.2%
Full Arsenal You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.	2016-04-19 07:43:17	2.5%
Clothes Whore You've collected all of the available costumes.	2016-04-19 07:43:16	2.7%
You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.	2016-04-19 07:23:19	7.8%
Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.	2016-04-19 07:00:11	7.4%
Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.	2016-04-19 06:45:54	3.8%
Make it Rain! You've spent $500.	2016-04-19 06:39:31	31.4%
Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.	2016-04-19 06:35:52	45.4%
Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.	2016-04-19 06:21:55	49.1%
No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.	2016-04-19 06:21:54	3.8%
For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.	2016-04-19 06:21:53	7.7%
Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.	2016-04-19 06:21:25	12.7%
Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.	2016-04-19 06:21:24	3.2%
Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.	2016-04-19 06:21:24	5.0%
Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.	2016-04-19 05:35:10	8.4%
Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.	2016-04-19 05:25:15	2.5%
Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.	2016-04-19 04:32:11	23.2%
Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.	2016-04-19 04:25:16	35.9%
Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.	2016-04-19 04:25:11	3.1%
Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.	2016-04-19 04:06:33	9.8%
Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.	2016-04-18 07:54:11	10.8%
Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.	2016-04-18 07:31:34	13.1%
Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.	2016-04-18 06:41:28	7.9%
KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.	2016-04-18 06:16:09	31.8%
Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.	2016-04-18 06:07:45	36.5%
Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.	2016-04-18 04:58:14	59.5%
More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.	2016-04-18 04:30:10	47.7%
Daddy Issues You befriended your father.	2016-04-18 01:29:58	41.9%
Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.	2016-04-16 17:25:44	30.5%
Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.	2016-04-16 16:56:21	48.9%
Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.	2016-04-08 06:01:10	48.3%
Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.	2016-04-08 06:00:11	72.5%
First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.	2016-04-05 06:54:44	66.8%
Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.	2016-04-05 06:20:30	71.2%
New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.	2016-04-05 05:56:41	69.7%
Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.	2016-04-05 05:51:36	46.5%
Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.	2016-04-05 05:44:36	15.6%
Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.	2016-04-05 04:27:30	12.3%
Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.	2016-04-05 04:13:00	12.2%
Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.	2016-03-28 08:08:45	66.5%
Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.	2016-03-28 08:00:54	64.4%
Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.	2016-03-28 07:13:30	6.1%
Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.	2016-03-28 05:07:46	17.2%
Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.	2016-03-28 05:04:32	46.4%
Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.	2016-03-28 04:57:19	73.2%
Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.	2016-03-28 04:25:27	52.5%
Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.	2016-03-27 22:50:53	23.7%
Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.	2016-03-27 22:40:11	36.8%
Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.	2016-03-27 22:37:58	9.6%

More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.

2016-04-19 08:28:15

2.7%

Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

2016-04-19 07:52:14

6.2%

Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

2016-04-19 07:43:17

2.5%

Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes.

2016-04-19 07:43:16

2.7%

You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

2016-04-19 07:23:19

7.8%

Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

2016-04-19 07:00:11

7.4%

Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

2016-04-19 06:45:54

3.8%

Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.

2016-04-19 06:39:31

31.4%

Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.

2016-04-19 06:35:52

45.4%

Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

2016-04-19 06:21:55

49.1%

No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

2016-04-19 06:21:54

3.8%

For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.

2016-04-19 06:21:53

7.7%

Outpatient
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

2016-04-19 06:21:25

12.7%

Two Girls, One Stick
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

2016-04-19 06:21:24

3.2%

Face Hoff
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

2016-04-19 06:21:24

5.0%

Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

2016-04-19 05:35:10

8.4%

Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

2016-04-19 05:25:15

2.5%

Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

2016-04-19 04:32:11

23.2%

Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.

2016-04-19 04:25:16

35.9%

Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.

2016-04-19 04:25:11

3.1%

Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

2016-04-19 04:06:33

9.8%

Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.

2016-04-18 07:54:11

10.8%

Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

2016-04-18 07:31:34

13.1%

Perverted
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

2016-04-18 06:41:28

7.9%

KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

2016-04-18 06:16:09

31.8%

Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

2016-04-18 06:07:45

36.5%

Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

2016-04-18 04:58:14

59.5%

More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.

2016-04-18 04:30:10

47.7%

Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.

2016-04-18 01:29:58

41.9%

Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.

2016-04-16 17:25:44

30.5%

Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

2016-04-16 16:56:21

48.9%

Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

2016-04-08 06:01:10

48.3%

Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

2016-04-08 06:00:11

72.5%

First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.

2016-04-05 06:54:44

66.8%

Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

2016-04-05 06:20:30

71.2%

New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.

2016-04-05 05:56:41

69.7%

Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.

2016-04-05 05:51:36

46.5%

Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

2016-04-05 05:44:36

15.6%

Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

2016-04-05 04:27:30

12.3%

Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

2016-04-05 04:13:00

12.2%

Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

2016-03-28 08:08:45

66.5%

Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

2016-03-28 08:00:54

64.4%

Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

2016-03-28 07:13:30

6.1%

Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

2016-03-28 05:07:46

17.2%

Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

2016-03-28 05:04:32

46.4%

Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

2016-03-28 04:57:19

73.2%

Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

2016-03-28 04:25:27

52.5%

Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.

2016-03-27 22:50:53

23.7%

Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

2016-03-27 22:40:11

36.8%

Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times.

2016-03-27 22:37:58

9.6%