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Best Friends Forever
Together forever, and ever, and ever... 		10.2%
The Ameri-Can Dream
Other companies simply couldn't compete in the free marketplace of sodas!
12.9%
Cherry Popper
College students love her!
24.2%
Canfiction dot Net
Only the best from our canfic writers! 		11.8%
Devoted
You are going to do great things together... 		11.0%
Cansequences
He'll remember what you did...
20.4%
In Her Footsteps
Don't forget: family is the most important thing.
9.3%
Easily Influenced
John Shize III always had a penchant for conspiracy theories and the otherworldly...
15.2%
Powerful Friends
Healthy partnerships between industry and political movements should be encouraged!
13.9%
Bitter Rings
Many were lost to time, but the ones that remain are protected by old money...
18.3%
The Lovebirds
Who says you can't ship cans all around the world?
12.2%
Shize™ Nitro™ Freeze™
It's very important to keep the Canbrosia cold, you know.
14.7%
Queen's Gambit
Candice Cannes CANgratulates you! 		10.6%
Russian Takeover
From Shize to Sheez and back to Shize...
8.6%
Sold Out Soda
Investors had no idea what was going on until it was too late...
13.5%
Scandalous
The scandal couldn't have been that bad, right?
15.8%
Sleaze King
John Shize II died as he lived: surrounded by cold soda, warm bodies and thick aluminium. 		10.3%
The Soda Playboy
What IS The Flying Constantine anyway?
19.8%
Can-do-Attitude
You're getting the hang of it!
35.5%
Bubbly Personality
All the Cans love you!
12.9%
Sparkling Sprayer
You're an expert Can Pleaser!
9.0%
Profreshional
Consider yourself a professional soda satisfier! 		7.6%
Shize All That
I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me...
7.8%
Hot and Steamy
Don't forget: Shize LLC loves you. 		7.2%
Terminal Velocity
Stock price wasn't the only thing falling!
26.3%
The Original
The original recipe is lost to time but the same great taste remains!
26.7%
Family Divided
J.R. Shize & Sons was no more after Veggie Broth...
13.9%