Steam Achievements · completionist.me

Achievement	Unlocked	Global Unlocks
Huzzah – he's off now for real The hardest part is letting go.	2016-06-05 21:25:02	45.1%
Russian roulette You jump, I jump … not!	2016-06-05 21:09:02	17.2%
Hand over heart At least I got the lyrics right.	2016-06-05 21:01:01	38.9%
Demagogue I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.	2016-06-05 20:57:49	45.5%
Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo Elysium in hand's reach...	2016-06-05 20:49:45	45.6%
Bozo is back! Pirates have feelings, too.	2016-06-05 19:17:13	46.3%
Rufus to the rescue I'd be an amazing dad!	2016-06-05 19:08:52	46.6%
Mission: Impossible He's just no fun person to hang out with.	2016-06-05 18:57:28	44.6%
Cameo Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!	2016-06-05 16:29:33	46.6%
A true friend Self-sacrifices and bla.	2016-05-20 01:52:23	47.2%
Surgeon simulator Which place do I stick it in... ?	2016-05-20 01:15:09	35.3%
Zombie Apocalypse They seemed a bit bitey.	2016-05-19 23:51:07	37.4%
Magic Mushroom Picker Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.	2016-05-18 00:01:44	46.2%
Food Inspector Where's the fume extractor hood?	2016-05-17 23:47:46	23.1%
Long time no see Not that I actually need it.	2016-05-17 23:45:34	49.4%
Teamwork! I'll show you mine if you show me yours.	2016-05-17 23:24:47	49.4%
Porta Fisco Carnival Throw me something, Mister!	2016-05-17 22:31:54	49.6%
Huzzah - three times the crap Three of a kind beats king high.	2016-05-17 22:31:54	52.4%
Third time's a charm When shall we three meet again?	2016-05-17 22:31:54	52.4%
Vampire's Kiss Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.	2016-05-17 21:54:24	38.9%
Groundhog Day Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths	2016-05-17 21:33:17	53.0%
*Huzzah – he completely fcked up** Enjoy your fall.	2016-05-17 21:26:40	53.2%
Saturday Night Fever Disco ain't dead!	2016-05-17 21:16:07	41.1%
Caffeine Crackie I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.	2016-05-17 21:07:50	53.6%
Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps The old switcheroo.	2016-05-17 20:47:51	55.0%
Hide and seek Doors – useful AND sexy.	2016-05-17 20:45:02	47.6%
Doppelganger Mirror mirror on the wall...	2016-05-17 20:37:29	45.6%
Laundry Day So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?	2016-05-15 13:53:52	44.7%
Free Toffee Animals don't belong in cages.	2016-05-15 13:07:33	56.3%
Basic Instinct What has been seen cannot be unseen.	2016-05-15 06:46:19	49.8%
Huzzah – with helium gas Have Helium – Will Travel	2016-05-15 06:30:45	62.7%
Ludicrous Speed Light speed is too slow!	2016-05-15 06:26:59	62.8%
Huzzah – good things come in threes Third time's a charm.	2016-05-15 06:11:52	67.9%
That kid is fast as lightning Admit it: That was dumb luck!		11.2%
Micropayment Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.		18.0%
Smack him! 1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.		13.0%
Tough Guy! Didn't feel a thing.		15.1%
Catwalk Queen High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.		9.4%
Ornithorhynchologist You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.		8.6%
Hung out to dry He'll get around somehow.		10.3%
Sadist Picking at fresh wounds.		9.7%
Remembrance of Things Past Tell it to the marines!		46.3%
Voyeur So what? It's the only peep-show in town.		11.4%
Quality Assurance Does this smell like chloroform?		15.4%
Ignorance is Bliss Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!		16.2%
Darwin Award Cut my life into pieces.		21.5%
Master of Darkness The darkest Room Escape Game ever.		19.4%
Knock knock! Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!		13.3%
Talent Scout 15 minutes of fame.		13.5%
Daring Sharpshooter I didn't mean to wind her up.		20.7%