- +11
- Par
- 21
- Threshold
- 1h 55m
- Last Unlock Playtime
- 3h 18m
- Estimated
- 11m
- Average
- 2024-02-18 05:25:06
- Last Unlock
- 2024-02-18 03:23:09
- First Unlock
- 2024-01-14 01:21:05
- Started Playing
- 1 month 5 days 4 hours 4 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kern | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 17m | 2024-05-10 20:41:37 | |||
| Azure | 3.57% | 1 / 28 | 40m | 2024-05-10 18:28:50 | |||
| ignat9999 | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 6m | 2024-05-09 14:02:10 | |||
| Mestagore | 14.29% | 4 / 28 | 44m | 2024-05-03 02:02:05 | |||
| Lifetimes | 25% | 7 / 28 | 1h 46m | 2024-04-16 22:46:52 | |||
| WaxWeazle | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 24m | 2024-04-12 22:35:45 | |||
| Monkeh | 17.86% | 5 / 28 | 1h 19m | 2024-04-04 11:56:36 | |||
| [☭]-Soviet-Triumph- | 46.43% | 13 / 28 | 4h 12m | 2024-03-31 05:55:03 | |||
| Lohrteos | 32.14% | 9 / 28 | 5h 29m | 2024-03-29 22:12:41 | |||
| Cocteau | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 30m | 2024-03-15 23:32:07 |
| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Couch Party
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
2024-02-18 05:25:06 | 1.2% | ||
|
Fire Inspector
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |
2024-02-18 05:12:00 | 32.0% | ||
|
Go Right
Move to the right. |
2024-02-18 05:05:41 | 45.0% | ||
|
Go Left
Move to the left. |
2024-02-18 05:05:39 | 45.1% | ||
|
Autopaedicatio
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
2024-02-18 04:47:58 | 6.7% | ||
|
Till Death Do Us
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
2024-02-18 04:42:26 | 9.2% | ||
|
Master Unlocker
Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
2024-02-18 04:32:38 | 3.8% | ||
|
The Perfect Partner
Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
2024-02-18 03:51:57 | 4.0% | ||
|
Spare Wheel
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
2024-02-18 03:49:41 | 4.7% | ||
|
Generous Lover
Finish last in a Party Mode game. |
2024-02-18 03:23:09 | 31.8% | ||
|
Self Defence
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
15.8% | |||
|
A Better John
Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
11.2% | |||
|
Swan Tamer
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
10.4% | |||
|
Always Finishes First
Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
6.6% | |||
|
Clumsy
Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
6.1% | |||
|
Most Improved Tapulator
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
4.7% | |||
|
Summer Job
Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
4.2% | |||
|
Magnetic Basshole
Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
3.7% | |||
|
Popcorn Buffet
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
3.3% | |||
|
My Precious
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
3.2% | |||
|
Safety First
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. |
3.0% | |||
|
Meet Your Maker
Penetrate God. |
3.0% | |||
|
Paperwork
Submit your monthly physical report. |
2.1% | |||
|
Early Bird
Swallow every worm. |
1.6% | |||
|
Sleep No More
Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
1.5% | |||
|
Bulking Gear
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
1.5% | |||
|
Appalling Appetite
You should see a doctor immediately. |
1.2% | |||
|
Fussy Lover
Save yourself for that special orgy. |
1.1% |