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Ballmer Baller
Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
2017-11-08 22:00:05 5.2%
You want our autograph too?
Watch all the credits.
2016-02-21 13:32:23 5.9%
From my cold, dead hands
Complete a level with less than 10 health.
2016-02-21 13:29:30 10.2%
I'm afraid I just blue myself!
Commit suicide.
2016-02-21 13:19:08 22.7%
Dirty knees
Duck under a rocket.
2016-02-21 13:10:41 12.0%
How Kevorkian!
Perform your first execution.
2016-02-21 13:07:41 17.8%
Patrick Bateman
Make 100 kills.
2016-02-21 12:56:07
20.9%
The Hell's Fargo Wagon
Firebomb the band.
2016-02-21 12:55:30 10.9%
Bad touch!
Touch someone while burning.
2016-02-21 12:51:39 16.8%
Oh, you press F1!
Start the second level.
2016-02-21 11:55:18 20.1%
Forrest Gump
Run for 5 minutes.
2016-02-21 11:53:35
23.6%
Took a banger in the mouth
Take a rocket to the face.
2016-02-21 11:25:19 33.2%
And so it begins...
Make your first kill.
2016-02-21 11:24:25 37.8%
Never nude-ist
Kill a naked person.
5.3%
Z for Zachariah
Complete the game having killed everything.
6.3%
Mickey and Mallory
Make 10000 kills.
5.5%
Boondock Saint
Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
5.6%
Dexter
Make 1000 kills.
9.3%
Half-mast hard-on
Complete level 10.
10.0%
Peter North would be proud
Hit 100,000 targets.
5.5%
Bulletstorm
Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
5.4%
NOPE! Chuck Testa.
Fight an ostrich.
10.8%
Holes is holes
Take 10,000 hits.
5.7%
Sissy
Enable cheats.
5.0%
Army of One
Use every weapon in the game.
6.6%
I swear, the AR is for hunting!
Complete the game using only the M16.
5.9%
Get a girlfriend
Complete the game.
8.7%