Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Ace Pilot
Kill 5 enemies on Stage 9 		27.4%
Missing the Point
Destroy the final boss' paint job 		22.5%
Chuck, is that you?
Don't kill the bazooka guy 		50.2%
I can do this All Day
Kill 100 conga line guys without dying 		1.8%
Well, that was Easy
Complete easy mode 		11.6%
The End
Complete normal mode 		14.7%
Time is Relative
Complete normal mode under 30:00 		2.9%
OST of the Year
Enjoy the elevator music for 10 minutes 		8.9%
Jim Doesn't Care
He just doesn't care 		58.2%
You can't Swim!
Land into water and drown 		20.9%
Missed Last Boarding Call
Fail to enter the choppa 		3.6%
Full Throttle
Don't stop accelerating while on a bike 		3.4%
Seppuku?
Shoot your future self
3.5%
Closed your Loop Early?
Shoot your past self
4.7%
Project T.H.O.R.
Take no damage when driving choppa 		1.7%
Man with the Golden Missile
Fire exactly one missile from choppa 		2.6%
Shooting Hoops
Fall through both plane wing holes
4.9%
Balls of Steel
Survive 5 impacts with plane debris
5.0%
How can the Same Thing Happen to the Same Guy Twice
Complete 2 loops in infinite mode
2.0%
Who's the Boss Now?!
Complete Stage 10 on normal mode 		14.8%
Is your Commute Killing you?
Complete Stage 1 on normal mode 		41.6%
Hot Lead Roof
Complete Stage 2 on normal mode 		32.4%
Driving me Crazy
Complete Stage 3 on normal mode 		29.3%
Traffic Marmalade
Complete Stage 4 on normal mode 		25.4%
Golden Gate Bridge
Complete Stage 5 on normal mode 		24.4%
Got to the Choppa!
Complete Stage 6 on normal mode 		23.3%
Let the Sunshine in
Complete Stage 7 on normal mode 		21.6%
You're Fired!
Complete Stage 8 on normal mode 		19.5%
You Spin me Right Round
Complete Stage 9 on normal mode 		18.6%
Blue Steel
Complete Stage 10 by only moving left 		2.5%
Wicked Sick!
Don't miss a shot on Stage 1 		1.9%
Nostalgia Trip
Enter the most famous cheat code 		4.9%