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Franky Hater
Shot Franky - an adorable, helpless, friendly little gumshoe - a bunch of times. Harsh man, harsh. 		2023-10-22 03:45:34
8.6%
Cat Burglar
So THAT'S how the perps got into Ossified Egg. They're fun, too! 		2016-09-15 02:01:19
19.1%
Toil and Trouble
The bubble rounds were probably a joke, but they seem useful, and Franky likes them, so - net win. 		2016-09-14 03:15:30 36.7%
Wobbly MK 2/3
Your non-lethal service revolver. An elegant weapon, from a more civilized age. 		2016-09-14 03:04:15 54.1%
Flower Girl
The flowers make Franky sneeze, but you like them, so Franky can just deal with it.
4.3%
Goldie
They smell like angels ought to smell. 		5.0%
Sterling
They're what's inside of you. What's keeping you alive.
6.5%
Hot Tin
Tennessee Williams would be proud of you.
6.2%
They Were Never Here
The Blind Mice were never brought to justice, and in fact, you were only vaguely aware that "The Blind Mice" were a thing of which to be aware.
4.5%
They Got Off Easy
Getting away with murder emboldened them, leading to a life of crimes numerous and far worse.
4.5%
They Went Away
The Blind Mice went down for murder in the first degree, and were sentenced to life in prison.
4.5%
They Cut A Deal
Xtra Kleen's timeline began with you. Extra-dimensional bathrooms everywhere owe their cleanliness to your achievement.
5.7%
A Milk Dish Served Cold
Button had kittens. Shelly attempted to throw the kittens out onto the street, but they were taken in by Jooseppi, who happened to be running another protest in front of the Ossified Egg.
4.5%
Bad Kitty
Button went away, and received no legal or financial support from the Bundts ever again. Shelly immediately adopted a new orphan kitten to train in the ways of prudishness and pomp.
4.3%
Like A Cat
Button received a reduced sentence of 5 years, served 2, and walked out of the prison's gates and into the paws of Flynn. They went on to have multiple litters of alley kittens, and their Family prospered.
5.9%
Best Buddies
You beat the game without Franky ever seeing the inside of a jail cell. Truly the best of buddies.
4.3%
Gumshoe
You always wanted someone to call you a Gumshoe, but never figured it'd involve literal gum.
7.3%
Employees Are Required
You beat the game with clean hands. Just like your momma taught you.
5.0%
I Would Walk 500 Miles
You walked 500 miles worth of beat. Way to go!
7.3%
I Would Walk 500 More
You walked 500 more. You're the Investigator who walked 1000 miles!
4.7%
Loose Cannon
It was all the Chief could do to keep Franky out of jail. You and her ended up with jobs as bussers at the Slice of Pi.
4.2%
Gumshoe
You broke a minor case, and totally biffed a major one, but - still. You've got your jobs, and your partner is your best friend in the world, and that ain't half bad.
4.5%
American Pie
When the Chief heard you'd put Adrien and Button away for good, and about how incredible a job you'd done breaking the case, he looked up and said: "get out of my office, Jones."
4.3%
Bubble Vacation
You broke a major case, and now Franky has a gun. You're not sure it was such a good idea to give a gun to a cat, but - she's happy with it shooting bubbles, and you're proud of her.
5.7%
Blast of Silence
All bang, no buck. Your hands are sweaty, but you know why.
10.1%
Business As Usual
Adrien Fois went on to buy an even nicer suit, with gold threading hand stitched by a starving rat.
4.4%
Fire Bug
The fiendish gleam in Franky's eyes when she sees the torch rounds tells you - never, ever let Franky have the torch rounds.
11.3%
The Fall Guy
As opposed to Max, he spent his 10 years in a white collar minimum security resort. They have conjugal visits, you know.
4.5%
The Middle Manager
Upon his release, he found that his office at Hi-Table smelled curiosity of cat pee. He was never able to find its source, and was eventually forced to vacate his posh corner office.
4.3%
The Deathbed Conversion
Adrien Fois now wears t-shirts and suspenders, and his most beloved hobby is bowling.
5.8%