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The Right Way
Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.
2021-04-17 05:42:30 3.6%
"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"
Crack a joke.
2021-04-11 04:48:41
5.5%
"Oh, Lola..."
Revisit the place where you left Lola.
2021-04-05 05:04:07
14.5%
"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?"
Get Domino to explain the racket to you.
2021-03-29 04:46:20
19.4%
Year 4
Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.
2021-03-26 12:21:04 18.5%
"Manuel! Is everything okay?"
Play with the radio.
2021-03-26 11:43:33
16.2%
"...so large"
Meet the mechanics.
2021-03-26 11:33:07
13.2%
"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..."
Hold to your commitments.
2021-03-26 11:33:07
16.8%
"Happy trails, Captain."
See Chepito on his way.
2021-03-26 11:33:07
17.8%
"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."
See Bruno on his way.
2021-03-26 11:33:07
19.5%
Year 3
Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.
2021-03-26 11:24:53 19.8%
"Stop showing off for the girl!"
Try to beat Domino in a fair fight.
2021-03-26 11:23:18
4.9%
"Save your breath..."
Try to explain to Meche.
2021-03-26 11:23:18
18.6%
"IT'S A BUST-ALL!"
Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.
2021-03-26 11:23:18
18.8%
"I wasn't always this color!"
Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.
2021-03-26 11:23:18
20.6%
*sniff* *sniff*
Make the angelitos cry.
2021-03-26 11:23:18
20.6%
Year 2
Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.
2021-03-13 11:51:07 23.0%
"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!"
Chant with the bees.
2021-03-13 11:32:57
4.8%
"Oh Rusty Anchor"
Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.
2020-08-26 14:30:01
4.8%
"We're straight stingers, you know?"
Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.
2020-08-26 14:24:50
27.4%
"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"
Try to convince Verago to help you out.
2020-08-26 14:13:52
26.2%
"Manny, we've given up. All of us."
Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.
2020-08-26 14:07:20
25.9%
"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..."
Listen to Carla's whole story.
2020-08-26 13:59:33
10.7%
"Consider it an homage."
Have Olivia recite one of your poems.
2020-08-26 13:42:36
16.8%
"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?"
Visit with Maximino.
2020-08-26 13:31:10
19.2%
"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..."
Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.
2020-08-26 13:29:38
21.7%
"It shone, pale as bone..."
Look at the moon.
2020-08-26 12:48:33
11.7%
"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."
Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.
2020-08-26 12:45:21
29.5%
"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"
Ask Lupe about her organizational system.
2020-08-26 12:02:22
31.5%
"Well, maybe just a sip..."
Sample the Marillo de Oro.
2020-08-26 11:59:21
28.1%
"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"
Talk to Glottis about leaving.
2020-08-26 11:58:03
30.6%
"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!"
Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.
2020-08-26 11:54:25
14.0%
Year 1
Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
2020-08-06 05:24:47 32.8%
"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."
Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
2020-08-06 05:22:26
32.3%
"We only have one mop."
Check your job qualifications with Celso.
2020-08-06 05:19:29
32.3%
"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!"
Ask Glottis about the tree farm.
2020-05-25 16:19:48
27.3%
"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!"
Try to intimidate the pigeons.
2020-05-25 16:04:15
14.0%
"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work."
Try to guess Domino's password a few times.
2020-05-25 15:59:05
19.2%
"Join or Die! Again!"
Receive a message from Eva.
2020-05-25 15:56:35
43.5%
"Precisamente, amigo."
Learn of a nefarious plot.
2020-05-25 15:54:30
43.0%
"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."
Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
2020-01-28 15:15:55
45.3%
"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"
Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
2020-01-28 15:10:42
48.3%
"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it."
Scare the living a few times.
2020-01-28 14:49:04
30.7%
"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..."
Talk to Glottis about cravings.
2020-01-28 14:45:03
24.9%
"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"
Use the hole punch.
2020-01-28 14:28:16
44.7%
"Lousy bony fingers!"
Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
2015-06-28 06:42:12
61.4%
"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."
Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.
2015-06-23 05:13:16
62.8%