- -3
- Par
- 7
- Threshold
- 2h 29m
- Last Unlock Playtime
- 4h 12m
- Estimated
- 14m
- Average
- 2019-11-28 21:18:17
- Last Played
- 2019-11-28 21:18:16
- Last Unlock
- 2019-10-31 18:16:54
- First Unlock
- 2018-10-23 04:39:37
- Started Playing
- 1 year 1 month 1 week 4 days 16 hours 38 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lifetimes | 25% | 7 / 28 | 1h 46m | 2024-04-16 22:46:52 | |||
| WaxWeazle | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 24m | 2024-04-12 22:35:45 | |||
| Monkeh | 17.86% | 5 / 28 | 1h 19m | 2024-04-04 11:56:36 | |||
| [☭]-Soviet-Triumph- | 46.43% | 13 / 28 | 4h 12m | 2024-03-31 05:55:03 | |||
| Lohrteos | 32.14% | 9 / 28 | 5h 29m | 2024-03-29 22:12:41 | |||
| Cocteau | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 30m | 2024-03-15 23:32:07 | |||
| BNbbo| | 10.71% | 3 / 28 | 37m | 2024-03-15 21:42:50 | |||
| Mikiwi8 | 92.86% | 26 / 28 | 2h 51m | 2024-03-09 20:36:05 | |||
| Lil Saucy Boy | 42.86% | 12 / 28 | 4h 17m | 2024-03-07 21:57:46 | |||
| fabenus | 14.29% | 4 / 28 | 4h 23m | 2024-03-05 18:53:23 |
| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Master Unlocker
Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
2019-11-28 21:18:16 | 3.8% | ||
|
Magnetic Basshole
Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
2019-11-28 21:00:14 | 3.7% | ||
|
The Perfect Partner
Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
2019-11-28 20:58:04 | 4.0% | ||
|
Fire Inspector
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |
2019-11-01 13:13:21 | 32.0% | ||
|
Go Left
Move to the left. |
2019-11-01 13:05:34 | 45.0% | ||
|
Go Right
Move to the right. |
2019-11-01 13:05:31 | 44.9% | ||
|
My Precious
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
2019-11-01 01:15:55 | 3.2% | ||
|
Till Death Do Us
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
2019-11-01 01:13:45 | 9.2% | ||
|
Autopaedicatio
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
2019-11-01 00:49:15 | 6.7% | ||
|
Generous Lover
Finish last in a Party Mode game. |
2019-10-31 18:16:54 | 31.7% | ||
|
Self Defence
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
15.8% | |||
|
A Better John
Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
11.2% | |||
|
Swan Tamer
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
10.4% | |||
|
Always Finishes First
Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
6.6% | |||
|
Clumsy
Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
6.1% | |||
|
Most Improved Tapulator
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
4.7% | |||
|
Spare Wheel
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
4.7% | |||
|
Summer Job
Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
4.2% | |||
|
Popcorn Buffet
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
3.3% | |||
|
Safety First
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. |
3.0% | |||
|
Meet Your Maker
Penetrate God. |
3.0% | |||
|
Paperwork
Submit your monthly physical report. |
2.1% | |||
|
Early Bird
Swallow every worm. |
1.6% | |||
|
Sleep No More
Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
1.5% | |||
|
Bulking Gear
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
1.5% | |||
|
Couch Party
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
1.2% | |||
|
Appalling Appetite
You should see a doctor immediately. |
1.2% | |||
|
Fussy Lover
Save yourself for that special orgy. |
1.1% |