Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
...Take on the Words!
Sit through the end credits
2016-04-06 21:15:03
23.1%
Mental Patience
Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene
2016-04-06 21:12:50 26.9%
Yesterday's News
Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday
2016-04-06 21:10:54 33.1%
Flush
Acquire a diamond
2016-04-06 20:55:37 34.5%
Dialog Puzzles Are Hard
Get Fred to sign the contract
2016-04-06 20:51:43
34.9%
Number One
Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John
2016-04-06 20:49:58 34.9%
Number Two
Power Laverne's Chron-o-John
2016-04-06 20:36:48 34.1%
You Suck
Vacuum up a hamster
2016-04-06 20:35:54
34.1%
Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same
Get a tiny sweater
2016-04-06 20:34:47
35.5%
Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer
Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you
2016-04-06 20:25:06
34.6%
Coffee Achiever
Wake up Dr. Fred
2016-04-06 18:03:22
35.7%
Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon!
Make a skunk
2016-04-06 17:58:18
35.6%
Rap Sheet: Fraud
Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone
2016-04-06 17:48:03
12.1%
It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better
Win the human contest
2016-04-06 17:42:03
35.3%
Energy Conscious
Turn off the television
2016-04-06 17:23:58
21.3%
WWSCD?
Climb through the chimney with all three kids
2016-04-06 17:08:05
37.2%
Rap Sheet: Cheat
Disqualify Harold
2016-04-06 17:01:06
35.7%
It's an Honor Just to Compete
Enter the human contest
2016-04-06 16:55:35
36.6%
Moronic drone
Get a job
2016-04-06 16:48:30
38.1%
Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie
Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie
2016-04-06 16:44:46
35.9%
Chateau Eau Neaux
Make vinegar
2016-04-06 16:42:23
37.5%
Rap Sheet: Vandal
Deflate Oozo
2016-04-06 16:23:26
37.7%
Novelty Enthusiast
Get all six novelty items
2016-03-26 16:17:02
38.3%
Not Raised in a Barn
Close a door
2016-03-26 16:14:52
53.1%
We're All Brothers
Ask the IRS agents if they're related
2016-03-26 16:00:33
23.9%
Rap Sheet: Yegg
Open the safe
2016-03-26 15:52:38
43.7%
Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac
Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you
2016-03-26 15:43:40
41.1%
Obvious, Really...
Make it rain
2016-03-26 15:35:01
42.4%
Don't Try This at Home
Microwave the frozen hamster
2016-03-26 15:30:31
36.5%
Costume Quest
Clothe Laverne in the costume
2016-03-26 15:10:28
39.4%
Windsock it to Me
Change the flag
2016-03-26 15:06:38
40.2%
Games History Major
Play Maniac Mansion
2016-03-26 14:49:25
40.2%
Only George Can Destroy a Tree
Destroy a cherry tree
2016-03-26 14:18:16
46.3%
Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree
Create a cherry tree
2016-03-26 14:16:22
46.7%
Rap Sheet: Thief
Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you
2016-03-26 14:14:09
51.3%
Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism
Hoagie eats a Hoagie
2016-03-26 13:58:42
39.9%
Rap Sheet: Trespasser
Find Fred's basement workshop
2016-03-24 10:08:47
76.9%
Chef
Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)
4.6%
Rap Sheet: Forger
Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen
8.5%
Master Plumber
Flush 50 objects through time
8.9%
You Call That a Hint?
Try to wash the dirty car with the brush
11.4%
Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time
Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show
9.1%
Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This
Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside
5.5%
Music Appreciation Award
Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off
5.4%
Olive Branch
Return the stamp album to Weird Ed
31.6%
Are You My Mummy?
Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids
19.6%
That Joke Never Gets Old
Squirt five different people with disappearing ink
11.1%
Missing Pink
Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone
9.8%
And Then the Universe Explodes
Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees
19.2%
That Should Have Worked
Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug
9.4%
And Then the Universe Implodes
Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone
13.0%
That Only Works With Alligators
Try to flush the hamster
23.8%
I'm Sure He'd Never Notice
Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album
9.3%
ESRB Violation
Laverne thinks about eating the cat
5.9%
Voiding the Warranty
Try to put something metal in the microwave
15.3%
Most Annoying Guest Ever
Ring the front desk bell 100 times
6.1%
OCD
Get all other achievements in the game
3.9%
Now You're Pushing It
Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out
12.7%