Game for
Ancient Russian Life Simulator
Title
Developer
Publisher
Casual, Simulation, Indie
Genres
Family Sharing
Categories
Released December 15, 2023
Release
USD .99
Price
Restricted
84.72
Game Rating
8
Steam Review Score
-4
Par
96
Threshold
22m
Completion
14h 23m
Total Playtime
14h 1m
Additional Playtime
8m
Average
2024-03-14 20:36:00
Last Unlock & Completed
2024-03-14 20:20:17
First Unlock & Started
15 minutes
Time Taken
2024-03-15
Expired
48
Owners Including hidden & invalid profiles
48
… Players
48
… Expired
1
… in Progress
47
… Completed
36m
Completion Playtime Avg.
21m
Completion Playtime Median
53m
Playtime Average
21m
Playtime Median
98.43%
Completion Average
100%
Completion Median
Players
Player Completion Achievements Completion Time Playtime Last Unlock
eXe.Scorp1on 100% 100 25m 25m 2024-05-07 19:13:08
Luko 100% 100 28m 28m 2024-05-06 21:04:19
xRaiden 100% 100 18m 18m 2024-05-06 12:13:13
shpasic 100% 100 20m 20m 2024-05-05 17:56:08
G🌀NES★ 100% 100 3h 23m 3h 23m 2024-04-27 09:22:51
lylat 100% 100 20m 20m 2024-04-26 21:44:45
Lartel' 100% 100 18m 18m 2024-03-29 10:44:55
feziqx 100% 100 19m 19m 2024-03-26 21:39:39
Skaery 100% 100 23m 23m 2024-03-26 19:34:21
atjov001 100% 100 28m 28m 2024-03-23 21:08:23
Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Nibiru Planet
The home planet of the lizards, this is where they breed and build their lizard intrigues, plan an operation to piss on their pads and choose 4 positions for attack
2024-03-14 20:36:00 51.1%
Return of Atlantis
After the great flood, Torgoslavl was under water and lizards settled in it, the time has come to recapture what rightfully belonged to us!
2024-03-14 20:35:59 51.8%
Atomic Reactor
The heart of Hyperborea, the great atomic reactor of the ancient Rus, thanks to the interaction of all kinds, ensures an uninterrupted supply of electricity throughout Rus'!
2024-03-14 20:35:58 53.0%
Lizards Factory
They produce ammunition for the most combat-ready units of the lizards - the Redan PMC
2024-03-14 20:35:58 52.4%
Defense of Torgoslavl
The Great Sea Trade Route of the Rus made Torgoslavl fabulously rich, which attracted the attention of the lizards!
2024-03-14 20:35:57 55.0%
Defense of Hyperborea
The greatest city of the Rus, created at the beginning of time! The lizards rewrote history for a long time so that we would forget about the scientific achievements of our ancestors in Hyperborea, such as flying saucers, laser weapons, a nuclear reactor that powers all of Rus' and many others!
2024-03-14 20:35:57 53.8%
South African Russia
South African Rus' needs your protection! The lizards are trying to seize the ancient Slavic pyramids for themselves!
2024-03-14 20:35:54 57.3%
Dristayar Constipated
Kill more lizards then Dristayar
2024-03-14 20:35:53 54.2%
Mikhailo Falcon's Eye
Kill more lizards then Mikhailo
2024-03-14 20:35:53 53.7%
Drocheslav Son of Sergei
Kill more lizards then Drocheslav
2024-03-14 20:35:53 52.5%
Casimir the Victorious
Kill more lizards then Casimir
2024-03-14 20:35:53 52.0%
Ivan Temnokholmov
Kill more lizards then Ivan
2024-03-14 20:35:53 51.7%
Boris Kharitonov
Kill more lizards then Boris
2024-03-14 20:35:53 51.5%
Sergius Michurinsky
Kill more lizards then Sergius
2024-03-14 20:35:52 55.6%
Victor Korneplod
Kill more lizards then Victor
2024-03-14 20:33:04 60.3%
Caravan robbery
Lizards have been waiting for two years for the opportunity to bully the Russians! We will not allow them to plunder the most exotic goods from all over Rus!
2024-03-14 20:32:50 60.1%
Russian domestic cat
Easily chews through firewood, uranium and even three dried crusts lying behind the stove
2024-03-14 20:32:29 53.3%
The Walk of Doctor Livesey
Dr. Livesey has revealed to you the secret of his legendary gait; with such a gait you can walk anywhere!
2024-03-14 20:32:26 53.3%
The Power of Dazhbog
Adds the power of the sun to your attacks!
2024-03-14 20:32:24 53.4%
Old Russian stall selling foot-and-mouth disease
They only show, but they are beautiful
2024-03-14 20:32:22 53.3%
Warrior Bogdan
God given to the Russians
2024-03-14 20:32:19 53.4%
The Ax of Nastya the Mad
As good as Nastya herself!
2024-03-14 20:32:17 53.5%
The fifth higher ancient Slavic education
You will receive an education in the field of lizard science! The earth has never seen a more educated husband!
2024-03-14 20:32:15 53.5%
Running along the border of ancient Rus'
Stribog has revealed to you the secret of the fastest movements with the help of the wind - the easiest training for the ancient Rus about jogging along the border, which does not end anywhere, in 1.5 hours
2024-03-14 20:31:58 53.6%
Leather saddle made from lizard skin
Instills fear in lizards who see it and ensures a secure landing
2024-03-14 20:31:56 53.6%
Tame Capybara
The pet of the ancient Rus, which will not only save you from loneliness, but can also gnaw the throat of a couple of lizards
2024-03-14 20:31:53 53.6%
Carbonated Baikal water
Activates digestion for more deadly techniques
2024-03-14 20:31:50 53.6%
Great Russian Wall
A majestic structure protecting the borders of ancient Rus'
2024-03-14 20:31:48 53.7%
Cat scientist
He lived on the Volodka oak tree, absorbed its wisdom and now can go to the Russians to help
2024-03-14 20:31:46 53.9%
Racing on Pterodimirs
Tiranoslav the wise has revealed to you the secret of using pterodimirs instead of fighters - the easiest training for the ancient Rus to race along the entire village of Rus'
2024-03-14 20:31:43 53.9%
The Power of Svarog
Adds fire damage to your attacks!
2024-03-14 20:31:42 54.2%
The fourth higher ancient Slavic education
You will receive an education in the field of religious studies! You stand on a par with the greatest sages of ancient Rus'!
2024-03-14 20:31:40 54.2%
Balalaika of a domesticated bear
Playing this balalaika raises the morale of the Russians, making them fight even more fiercely!
2024-03-14 20:31:37 54.4%
Tender cheesecakes
The most delicate cheesecakes with a golden crust from Yulia Kulinarova, barbecue is on the way!
2024-03-14 20:31:35 54.5%
Dinosaurus
Not inferior to the Russians in feasts
2024-03-14 20:31:32 54.7%
Fighting the Bear
Volos has revealed to you the secret of ancient Russian wrestling, capable of defeating anyone - the easiest training for ancient Rus to fight a bear - 5 times put the bear on your shoulder blades
2024-03-14 20:31:30 55.0%
The Club of the Wise Oak
Heavy club from a fallen wise oak branch
2024-03-14 20:31:28 55.3%
Velvet Pulls
Sneaked up from lizard skin
2024-03-14 20:31:26 55.6%
The third higher ancient Slavic education
You will receive an education in the field of military affairs! Not a single insidious lizard general will be able to outwit you on the battlefield!
2024-03-14 20:31:23 56.0%
Old Russian horse-cheetah cavalry
Powerful cavalry of the ancient Rus, capable of breaking through the strongest defense of the lizards
2024-03-14 20:31:20 56.3%
Real Puppet 6
Puppet shows his real form
2024-03-14 20:31:19 67.7%
Amanita tincture
Allow Rus not to notice pain and fatigue
2024-03-14 20:31:18 56.8%
Thermopylae Gorge
In 480 BC, 300 Spartans held this gorge during the attack of the Persians, but few people know that 500 years earlier, only 3 Russian heroes held back an army of thousands of lizards in the same place!
2024-03-14 20:31:17 62.2%
Jumping Baikal
Perun has revealed to you the secret of the longest jumps using the discharge of air by the forces of lightning - the easiest training for the ancient Rus to jump over Lake Baikal with a running start in the widest place - 10 times back and forth
2024-03-14 20:31:12 57.2%
Skibidi Toilet
Invention of Hyperborea, used to patrol the territory
2024-03-14 20:31:10 57.7%
History of the Roman Empire
Do the Russians think about the Roman Empire? THE RUSSIANS CREATE IT
2024-03-14 20:31:07 58.1%
A squad of peasants with spears
They'll shut up anyone, any elite lizard fighter!
2024-03-14 20:31:05 58.8%
Ballistic bombardment
Used as artillery support for the main forces, it allows you to cover a large concentration of lizards with powerful fire
2024-03-14 20:30:40 57.4%
Slavic Fire
A powerful move after rustix wings, it melts lizard armor, making them vulnerable
2024-03-14 20:30:39 59.1%
Slavic chest lumbago
The ancestral technique defending the nuclear reactor of the ancient Rus in Hyperborea allows you to hit the lizard behind cover
2024-03-14 20:30:38 63.8%
Radioactive attack by all kinds
The invention of the famous Russian scientist, which allows one to hit lizards at the molecular level, causing monstrous damage
2024-03-14 20:30:37 60.3%
Group slap on the head
Call your brothers to help you to deal extra damage to one target
2024-03-14 20:30:35 61.8%
Slavic shot with armor-piercing
The combination of the Slavic chest shot and the Great Russian bombardment allows you to firmly nail the lizard even behind cover
2024-03-14 20:30:34 63.8%
Great Russian bombardment
Mass destruction move, knocks down a group of lizards and glues them to the ground!
2024-03-14 20:30:33 63.4%
Slavic egg clamp
The most formidable technique of the ancient Rus, with which their mothers scare lizard children! It leaves no chance for the lizard caught in it!
2024-03-14 20:30:32 65.1%
Grabbing the head in a cleaver
Summon an allied Rus to cross swords with him and place the lizard head between!
2024-03-14 20:30:31 66.2%
The Supreme Blow
The second step in learning the most formidable technique of the ancient Rus - the Slavic egg clamp! A powerful technique comparable in strength to a blow to the head with a sledgehammer
2024-03-14 20:30:29 68.4%
Puppet 5
A lizard disguised as a human
2024-03-14 20:30:19 69.0%
Real Puppet 5
Puppet shows his real form
2024-03-14 20:29:19 70.3%
Puppet 4
A lizard disguised as a human
2024-03-14 20:28:19 72.0%
Appeal to Perun
Pray to the great Perun to bring down the power of lightning on the lizard hordes!
2024-03-14 20:27:44 63.9%
Ancient Slavic knocking down
Knocks lizards down and makes it difficult to get up further due to slipperiness; lizard shamans carry a bag of sand and salt with them to counteract the effect
2024-03-14 20:27:42 64.9%
Wise Oak Volodya
The wise Volodya always helped the Russians with his advice and intelligence obtained from the root system, the lizard MI6 and Mossad and the CIA feel threatened and sent the lizards to cut down Volodya
2024-03-14 20:27:29 65.0%
The Great Slavic Cauldron near Tuva
Our brothers are surrounded by godless lizards, help the Russians get out of the great ancient Russian cauldron and defeat the enemy!
2024-03-14 20:27:28 66.8%
Peledui massacre
The lizards came out of the Lena River and went to Peleduy, it’s time to get rid of the lizard plague in this part of Rus forever!
2024-03-14 20:27:27 70.2%
Real Puppet 4
Puppet shows his real form
2024-03-14 20:27:19 73.4%
Ancient Russian Gym
Training camp for the ancient Rus, a place to hone secret techniques, just don't forget your spare shorts
2024-03-14 20:27:09 82.9%
Puppet 3
A lizard disguised as a human
2024-03-14 20:26:19 75.3%
Instructions of Victor Korneplod
The great sage shared the tricks of combat!
2024-03-14 20:26:15 59.7%
Swimming in a volcano
Svarog discovered for you the secret of fire-resistant skin - the easiest training for the ancient Rus to swim 10 km in a volcano
2024-03-14 20:26:14 62.3%
Second higher ancient Slavic education
You will receive an education in the field of Slavic studies! You will know everything about the traditions and customs of your people!
2024-03-14 20:26:14 61.0%
Tamed Dinosaur Tiradamir
Allows the Russians to gain an air advantage
2024-03-14 20:26:12 65.0%
Firebird Meat
Increases the power of the Rus, making their famous techniques even more dangerous!
2024-03-14 20:26:12 63.6%
Leather jacket made from the skin of the Serpent Gorynych
The impenetrable armor of the ancient Rus, which, moreover, does not slow down their attacks!
2024-03-14 20:26:11 66.8%
Drocheslav's Sword
Sticky and with traces of a white substance, but still sharp
2024-03-14 20:26:10 68.6%
The Power of Perun
Adds lightning damage to your attacks!
2024-03-14 20:26:09 71.9%
Breaking Bedrock with fists
Mother Earth revealed to you the secret of stone fists - the easiest training for the ancient Rus to break a bedrock with bare fists - 20 blocks in 10 minutes
2024-03-14 20:26:07 74.0%
Appeal to Dazhbog
Pray to the great Dazhbog to bring down the powers of the sun on the lizard hordes!
2024-03-14 20:25:51 66.9%
Armenian suffocation
Allows you to deal with a lizard by suffocation from a distance
2024-03-14 20:25:50 66.3%
Ancient Slavic peeling
Slows down lizards, creating difficult conditions around them similar to swamps
2024-03-14 20:25:49 68.8%
Old Slavonic throw
An ancient technique, previously used in the construction of the most majestic buildings of the ancient Rus, allowing you to throw a lizard many arshins
2024-03-14 20:25:47 70.2%
Slavic clamp
The chokehold the Russians inherited from their mothers
2024-03-14 20:25:45 67.3%
Radiant blast into the eye
Completely blinds the lizard, making further combat easier
2024-03-14 20:25:43 66.2%
Armenian penetration with a skewer
Allows you to put several lizards on a skewer at once, for further production of kebab
2024-03-14 20:25:40 66.1%
Appeal to Svarog
Pray to the great Svarog to bring down the power of fire on the lizard hordes!
2024-03-14 20:25:39 71.3%
Armenian whipping
Another technique from the allies, allowing you to keep the enemy at a distance, gradually wearing him out
2024-03-14 20:25:37 67.3%
Nastya the Mad
Kill more lizards then Nastya
2024-03-14 20:25:22 66.5%
Real Puppet 3
Puppet shows his real form
2024-03-14 20:25:19 77.7%
Puppet 2
A lizard disguised as a human
2024-03-14 20:24:19 80.6%
Armenian hypnosis with backgammon
A device from the arsenal of the Rus' allies - the ancient Armenians, makes the lizards get carried away by playing backgammon and open themselves to blows
2024-03-14 20:23:38 69.4%
Old Slavonic belching
It has the properties of a strong acid and corrodes lizard armor and the eyes of insufficiently dexterous lizards
2024-03-14 20:23:31 67.8%
GOYDA
An ancient Russian battle cry, forcing all Rus at a distance of 2 miles to be filled with the power of their ancestors!
2024-03-14 20:23:28 71.2%
Slavic girth with one egg
The first step in learning the most formidable technique of the ancient Rus - the Slavic egg clamp! It will hold a weak lizard, but experienced representatives of the scaly ones can escape from the grip on the opposite side!
2024-03-14 20:23:25 72.9%
Real Puppet 2
Puppet shows his real form
2024-03-14 20:23:19 84.5%
Puppet 1
A lizard disguised as a human
2024-03-14 20:22:19 88.8%
The first higher ancient Slavic education
You will receive an education in the history of ancient Rus'! Learn about the glorious exploits of your ancestors!
2024-03-14 20:21:49 76.2%
Baikal Water
An endless source of strength for any ancient Rus, one sip and you can chop down the lizard evil spirits without knowing fatigue
2024-03-14 20:21:46 77.7%
Real Puppet 1
Puppet shows his real form
2024-03-14 20:21:19 94.7%
Massacre near Baikalsk
Vile lizards dared to encroach on the great source of power of the ancient Rus - Lake Baikal, help the ancestors from Baikalsk defend the holy place!
2024-03-14 20:20:18 98.3%
Slavic sword slash
The skill of wielding a sword, which every Russian masters from an early age
2024-03-14 20:20:17 98.4%
Completion Playtime
Including hidden & invalid profiles