| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
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Unachievable
It is impossible to get this achievement. |
2016-08-24 19:49:22 | 5.8% | ||
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Welcome back!
Quit the game and then start it again. |
2015-09-09 18:04:53 | 77.5% | ||
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Beat the game
Complete The Stanley Parable. |
2015-04-29 19:59:51 | 79.9% | ||
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You can't jump
No seriously, we disabled it. |
2015-04-29 19:53:13 | 69.4% | ||
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Achievement
This is an achievement. |
2015-04-29 19:24:16 | 48.3% | ||
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Go outside
Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years. |
15.1% | |||
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21.8% | |||
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Commitment
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday. |
2.5% | |||
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Click on door 430 five times.
Click on door 430 five times. |
39.1% | |||
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Speed run
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times) |
6.4% |