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- -5
- Par
- 68
- Threshold
- 20h 5m
- Last Unlock Playtime
- 4h 16m
- Estimated
- 16m
- Average
- 2018-06-08 11:21:07
- Last Played
- 2018-06-08 11:20:44
- Last Unlock
- 2015-03-23 21:03:58
- First Unlock & Started
- 3 years 3 months 2 days 14 hours 16 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SauceyIbrahim | 25.84% | 23 / 89 | 8h 50m | 2024-05-19 18:38:53 | |||
| ngh | 58.43% | 52 / 89 | 19h 6m | 2024-05-18 13:50:01 | |||
| Shady Mammoth | 87.64% | 78 / 89 | 522h 43m | 2024-05-18 04:27:38 | |||
| Cyrus the Dank | 88.76% | 79 / 89 | 32h 42m | 2024-05-18 03:49:39 | |||
| Script kiddie | 78.65% | 70 / 89 | 29h 26m | 2024-05-09 22:26:08 | |||
| Croatian Cowboy | 26.97% | 24 / 89 | 10h 56m | 2024-05-09 17:10:44 | |||
| Rudu | 6.74% | 6 / 89 | 1h 11m | 2024-05-08 22:29:48 | |||
| gossamer | 16.85% | 15 / 89 | 5h 53m | 2024-05-07 15:39:50 | |||
| Uncle Dave | 5.62% | 5 / 89 | 1h 37m | 2024-05-06 20:08:01 | |||
| Fugi do CAPS | 47.19% | 42 / 89 | 17h 10m | 2024-05-06 17:15:39 |
| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion. |
2018-06-08 11:20:44 | 4.6% | ||
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BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines. |
2018-06-07
16:58:40
|
4.8% | ||
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Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. |
2018-06-07 15:56:10 | 5.6% | ||
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Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame. |
2018-06-07 14:36:48 | 6.2% | ||
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Ginger Mint
Killed Zack Ward. |
2018-06-07 14:27:58 | 6.2% | ||
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Hobo Sexual
Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward. |
2018-06-07 14:10:25 | 3.8% | ||
|
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy. |
2018-06-07 13:01:12 | 6.9% | ||
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RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls. |
2018-06-07
12:29:42
|
9.3% | ||
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Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. |
2018-06-06
18:37:20
|
4.9% | ||
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GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend. |
2018-06-06 12:40:24 | 8.3% | ||
|
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. |
2015-03-25 12:09:46 | 9.2% | ||
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Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog. |
2015-03-25
11:45:56
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6.5% | ||
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Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
2015-03-25 11:30:27 | 5.5% | ||
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John Rambo'd!
Made a very long killing spree. |
2015-03-24 20:02:14 | 7.7% | ||
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Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
2015-03-24 19:57:24 | 12.9% | ||
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It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
2015-03-24 19:56:20 | 29.9% | ||
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Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. |
2015-03-24 19:54:55 | 17.0% | ||
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Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. |
2015-03-24 19:54:11 | 30.4% | ||
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Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
2015-03-24 19:53:09 | 44.6% | ||
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One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death. |
2015-03-24 19:52:15 | 6.5% | ||
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Gary vs. The K. Man
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. |
2015-03-24 19:51:14 | 4.1% | ||
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Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
2015-03-24 19:49:28 | 29.5% | ||
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Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
2015-03-24 19:48:32 | 4.4% | ||
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Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. |
2015-03-24 19:47:08 | 8.4% | ||
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There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. |
2015-03-24 19:45:32 | 9.8% | ||
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You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! |
2015-03-24 19:44:12 | 13.2% | ||
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I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day. |
2015-03-24 19:44:00 | 8.8% | ||
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Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
2015-03-24 19:41:47 | 4.8% | ||
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Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
2015-03-24 19:40:32 | 9.5% | ||
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Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days. |
2015-03-24 19:39:01 | 9.4% | ||
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I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb. |
2015-03-24 19:37:45 | 10.5% | ||
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Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads. |
2015-03-24
19:10:22
|
9.3% | ||
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Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people. |
2015-03-24
18:17:09
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17.0% | ||
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Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday. |
2015-03-24 17:32:06 | 14.2% | ||
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Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. |
2015-03-24 17:01:26 | 9.8% | ||
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Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday. |
2015-03-24 16:22:04 | 17.7% | ||
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It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. |
2015-03-24 15:59:46 | 33.5% | ||
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Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
2015-03-24
15:53:11
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5.6% | ||
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I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
2015-03-24 15:38:59 | 6.1% | ||
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Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. |
2015-03-24 15:28:32 | 15.3% | ||
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Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. |
2015-03-24 15:25:47 | 24.0% | ||
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A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
2015-03-24 15:19:44 | 10.7% | ||
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I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
2015-03-24 15:06:44 | 9.5% | ||
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Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars. |
2015-03-24
15:01:45
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9.6% | ||
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SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. |
2015-03-24 14:53:45 | 4.5% | ||
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Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs. |
2015-03-24
14:52:28
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5.0% | ||
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Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. |
2015-03-24
14:48:02
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5.3% | ||
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Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. |
2015-03-24
14:21:17
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8.7% | ||
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It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday. |
2015-03-24 14:19:05 | 20.7% | ||
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Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. |
2015-03-24
14:18:48
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15.9% | ||
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Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch. |
2015-03-24 14:14:28 | 18.6% | ||
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Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. |
2015-03-24
14:11:06
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13.4% | ||
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GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. |
2015-03-24 14:10:18 | 18.5% | ||
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It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss. |
2015-03-24 14:02:40 | 36.2% | ||
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Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
2015-03-24
13:54:13
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8.3% | ||
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Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. |
2015-03-24 13:49:33 | 8.6% | ||
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Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. |
2015-03-24 13:18:39 | 61.2% | ||
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FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits. |
2015-03-24 13:18:35 | 14.6% | ||
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OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire. |
2015-03-24
12:56:31
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19.8% | ||
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I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire. |
2015-03-24 12:45:09 | 37.2% | ||
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Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head. |
2015-03-24 12:42:04 | 32.2% | ||
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Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick. |
2015-03-24 12:38:27 | 11.1% | ||
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OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday. |
2015-03-24 12:29:52 | 26.4% | ||
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Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. |
2015-03-24 12:18:27 | 51.2% | ||
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I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. |
2015-03-24
11:56:39
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18.4% | ||
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C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday. |
2015-03-24 11:26:37 | 32.6% | ||
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And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library. |
2015-03-24 11:17:53 | 20.4% | ||
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Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door. |
2015-03-24 11:15:47 | 55.6% | ||
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Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper. |
2015-03-24 11:02:23 | 46.9% | ||
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Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. |
2015-03-23
21:41:17
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26.8% | ||
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Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. |
2015-03-23 21:40:42 | 48.6% | ||
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Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday. |
2015-03-23 21:21:11 | 51.3% | ||
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R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. |
2015-03-23 21:03:58 | 65.9% | ||
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I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! |
12.6% | |||
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Ape Gape
Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive. |
4.8% | |||
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Dick Message
Wasted no time with the Wise Wang. |
4.6% | |||
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Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. |
4.2% | |||
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Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. |
4.1% | |||
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Ladies Love Cake
Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. |
3.9% | |||
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40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
3.8% | |||
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Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. |
|
3.7% | ||
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PooMasher
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. |
3.7% | |||
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CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
3.6% | |||
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You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. |
3.5% | |||
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Ode to Eddings
Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units. |
3.4% | |||
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Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. |
3.4% | |||
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Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
3.1% | |||
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My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. |
3.1% | |||
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Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. |
3.1% |