Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
2018-06-07 21:15:36 12.3%
Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
2018-06-07 20:45:59 46.5%
Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
2018-06-07 20:20:18 12.2%
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
2018-06-06 18:46:05 6.1%
Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
2018-06-02 20:52:46
36.8%
Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
2018-05-30 02:44:58 17.2%
Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times.
2018-05-30 01:20:05 9.6%
Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
2018-05-30 01:13:48 23.7%
Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
2018-05-30 01:06:03 30.5%
Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
2018-05-29 03:54:55
49.1%
Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.
2018-05-29 02:03:13 31.4%
Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
2018-05-28 16:55:27 46.4%
Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.
2018-05-28 03:55:07 41.9%
Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
2018-05-28 03:36:42
36.5%
Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
2018-05-28 03:08:15 52.5%
Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
2018-05-28 02:45:05 35.9%
Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
2018-05-28 01:55:00
59.5%
Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
2018-05-28 01:50:48 64.4%
More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
2018-05-28 01:49:56 47.7%
Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.
2018-05-28 01:45:55 45.4%
Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
2018-05-27 23:53:31 48.3%
First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.
2018-05-26 02:40:43 66.8%
New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.
2018-05-26 01:49:42 69.7%
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
2018-05-25 19:46:01 66.5%
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
2018-05-25 19:46:01 71.2%
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
2018-05-25 18:15:23 48.9%
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
2018-05-25 16:25:09 72.5%
Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
2018-05-23 22:32:07 73.2%
Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
10.8%
Two Girls, One Stick
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
3.1%
More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
2.7%
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
15.6%
Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
3.8%
Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
9.8%
Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.
3.1%
Face Hoff
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
5.0%
Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
7.4%
For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.
7.7%
Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes.
2.7%
Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
13.1%
Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
23.2%
You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
7.8%
Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
8.4%
KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
31.8%
Perverted
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
7.9%
Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
2.5%
Outpatient
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
12.7%
No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
3.8%
Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
2.5%
Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
6.2%