POSTAL 2

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Game for
POSTAL 2
Title
Developer
Publisher
Action, Adventure, Indie
Genres
Family Sharing
Categories
Released November 02, 2012
Release
USD 9.99
Price
95.12
Game Rating
59
Metacritic Score
9
Steam Review Score
0
Par
89
Threshold
51h 56m
Completion
35m
Average
2018-08-24 16:42:14
Last Played
2018-05-14 16:02:21
Last Unlock & Completed
2014-05-02 21:10:44
First Unlock & Started
4 years 1 month 2 days 18 hours 51 minutes
Time Taken
24,548
Owners Including hidden & invalid profiles
19,920
… Players
360
… Expired
11,803
… in Progress
1,606
… Completed
57h 21m
Completion Playtime Avg.
20h 55m
Completion Playtime Median
17h 2m
Playtime Average
4h 8m
Playtime Median
32.15%
Completion Average
16.85%
Completion Median
Players
Player Completion Achievements Completion Time Playtime Last Unlock
Shymmy <3 21.35% 19 / 89 9h 18m 2024-03-17 14:08:07
Xari 59.55% 53 / 89 11h 21m 2024-03-15 11:44:10
eieich 96.63% 86 / 89 93h 2m 2024-03-06 13:44:26
DuxLess 78.65% 70 / 89 23h 30m 2024-03-04 11:25:08
JuanSeLOL 78.65% 70 / 89 26h 17m 2024-03-03 21:11:38
John Azzy 58.43% 52 / 89 22h 43m 2024-03-03 14:53:05
Cyrus the Dank 84.27% 75 / 89 29h 46m 2024-03-03 04:03:23
Pejgn 2.25% 2 / 89 43m 2024-02-29 20:14:24
WolfCheevos 8.99% 8 / 89 1h 55m 2024-02-28 04:08:38
Columbo 6.74% 6 / 89 1h 33m 2024-02-27 15:26:56
Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
2018-05-14 16:02:21 3.4%
Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
2018-05-12 12:50:37 3.1%
Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
2018-05-11 08:39:42 3.1%
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
2018-05-10 19:49:30 3.1%
Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion.
2018-05-10 11:30:12 4.6%
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
2018-05-09 19:40:51 5.6%
Ode to Eddings
Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
2018-05-09 18:26:32
3.4%
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame.
2018-05-09 17:55:08 6.1%
Ladies Love Cake
Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
2018-05-09 17:49:31
3.9%
Hobo Sexual
Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
2018-05-09 17:45:02
3.8%
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
2018-05-09 17:14:54 3.4%
Ginger Mint
Killed Zack Ward.
2018-05-09 17:02:16
6.1%
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy.
2018-05-09 14:30:03 6.9%
BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines.
2018-05-09 14:14:41
4.8%
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
2018-05-09 13:49:31
3.7%
PooMasher
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
2018-05-09 13:24:02
3.7%
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend.
2018-05-09 12:11:24 8.3%
Ape Gape
Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
2018-05-09 11:56:32
4.7%
Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
2018-05-09 11:43:45
4.9%
Dick Message
Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
2018-05-09 11:29:42
4.6%
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
2018-05-09 10:18:49
12.5%
RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls.
2017-11-05 21:37:45
9.2%
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
2014-07-29 16:36:18 3.8%
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
2014-07-29 16:36:18 3.6%
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
2014-07-28 23:55:56 4.1%
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
2014-07-28 22:02:15 4.2%
Gary vs. The K. Man
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
2014-07-28 21:52:58
4.1%
SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
2014-07-28 21:30:07
4.5%
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day.
2014-07-28 21:11:47 8.8%
John Rambo'd!
Made a very long killing spree.
2014-07-28 18:43:24
7.6%
You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
2014-07-28 18:32:05
13.1%
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
2014-07-28 18:20:22 4.8%
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
2014-07-28 15:40:50
8.3%
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
2014-07-28 15:12:12 20.3%
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
2014-07-27 18:51:17 6.1%
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
2014-07-27 18:48:51 9.4%
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death.
2014-07-27 18:36:34 6.5%
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits.
2014-07-27 18:19:11 14.5%
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
2014-07-27 18:12:32 5.4%
There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
2014-07-27 18:03:23
9.7%
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
2014-07-27 17:58:23
5.5%
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
2014-07-27 17:48:05 30.2%
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days.
2014-07-27 17:13:01 9.4%
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
2014-07-27 17:11:45 10.5%
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday.
2014-07-27 14:49:36 14.1%
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
2014-07-23 01:50:14 4.4%
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
2014-07-23 01:38:26
9.2%
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
2014-07-23 01:24:00 9.7%
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
2014-07-23 01:13:40 9.1%
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
2014-07-23 01:02:05
8.6%
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday.
2014-07-23 00:48:54 17.5%
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs.
2014-07-23 00:18:32
4.9%
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
2014-07-23 00:00:58
13.2%
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
2014-07-22 23:53:29
5.3%
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday.
2014-07-22 23:50:54 20.5%
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
2014-07-22 23:50:05 18.4%
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
2014-07-22 23:29:04 18.3%
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people.
2014-07-22 23:29:04
16.9%
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
2014-07-22 22:51:50 8.5%
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
2014-07-20 18:47:30 11.0%
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars.
2014-07-20 18:46:51
9.5%
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
2014-07-20 18:44:21 12.8%
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
2014-07-20 18:28:30 32.1%
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
2014-07-20 18:24:35
26.6%
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
2014-07-20 18:16:44
18.3%
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
2014-07-20 18:05:34 15.3%
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
2014-07-20 18:04:47 10.4%
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday.
2014-07-20 17:53:35 26.2%
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
2014-07-20 17:20:01
6.5%
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
2014-07-20 17:14:23 23.8%
Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
2014-07-20 16:06:20
8.4%
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
2014-05-04 19:18:21
15.8%
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
2014-05-04 16:17:11
16.9%
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss.
2014-05-04 15:50:01 36.1%
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
2014-05-04 00:28:23 9.4%
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday.
2014-05-04 00:06:26 32.4%
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door.
2014-05-03 23:35:00 55.5%
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire.
2014-05-03 23:33:31
19.7%
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
2014-05-03 10:40:13 29.7%
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
2014-05-03 10:39:58 44.4%
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday.
2014-05-03 10:31:12 51.1%
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
2014-05-02 22:35:53 48.5%
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
2014-05-02 22:05:10 29.3%
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
2014-05-02 21:41:48 65.8%
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
2014-05-02 21:28:40 51.2%
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
2014-05-02 21:20:21 61.0%
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire.
2014-05-02 21:14:29 37.1%
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper.
2014-05-02 21:10:44 46.9%
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
2014-05-02 21:10:44 33.4%
Completion Playtime
Including hidden & invalid profiles