- 0
- Par
- 89
- Threshold
- 51h 56m
- Completion
- 35m
- Average
- 2018-08-24 16:42:14
- Last Played
- 2018-05-14 16:02:21
- Last Unlock & Completed
- 2014-05-02 21:10:44
- First Unlock & Started
- 4 years 1 month 2 days 18 hours 51 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Shymmy <3 | 21.35% | 19 / 89 | 9h 18m | 2024-03-17 14:08:07 | |||
Xari | 59.55% | 53 / 89 | 11h 21m | 2024-03-15 11:44:10 | |||
eieich | 96.63% | 86 / 89 | 93h 2m | 2024-03-06 13:44:26 | |||
DuxLess | 78.65% | 70 / 89 | 23h 30m | 2024-03-04 11:25:08 | |||
JuanSeLOL | 78.65% | 70 / 89 | 26h 17m | 2024-03-03 21:11:38 | |||
John Azzy | 58.43% | 52 / 89 | 22h 43m | 2024-03-03 14:53:05 | |||
Cyrus the Dank | 84.27% | 75 / 89 | 29h 46m | 2024-03-03 04:03:23 | |||
Pejgn | 2.25% | 2 / 89 | 43m | 2024-02-29 20:14:24 | |||
WolfCheevos | 8.99% | 8 / 89 | 1h 55m | 2024-02-28 04:08:38 | |||
Columbo | 6.74% | 6 / 89 | 1h 33m | 2024-02-27 15:26:56 |
Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
---|---|---|---|---|
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. |
2018-05-14 16:02:21 | 3.4% | ||
Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. |
2018-05-12 12:50:37 | 3.1% | ||
Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
2018-05-11 08:39:42 | 3.1% | ||
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. |
2018-05-10 19:49:30 | 3.1% | ||
Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion. |
2018-05-10 11:30:12 | 4.6% | ||
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. |
2018-05-09 19:40:51 | 5.6% | ||
Ode to Eddings
Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units. |
2018-05-09 18:26:32 | 3.4% | ||
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame. |
2018-05-09 17:55:08 | 6.1% | ||
Ladies Love Cake
Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. |
2018-05-09 17:49:31 | 3.9% | ||
Hobo Sexual
Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward. |
2018-05-09 17:45:02 | 3.8% | ||
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. |
2018-05-09 17:14:54 | 3.4% | ||
Ginger Mint
Killed Zack Ward. |
2018-05-09 17:02:16 | 6.1% | ||
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy. |
2018-05-09 14:30:03 | 6.9% | ||
BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines. |
2018-05-09
14:14:41
|
4.8% | ||
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. |
2018-05-09
13:49:31
|
3.7% | ||
PooMasher
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. |
2018-05-09 13:24:02 | 3.7% | ||
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend. |
2018-05-09 12:11:24 | 8.3% | ||
Ape Gape
Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive. |
2018-05-09 11:56:32 | 4.7% | ||
Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. |
2018-05-09
11:43:45
|
4.9% | ||
Dick Message
Wasted no time with the Wise Wang. |
2018-05-09 11:29:42 | 4.6% | ||
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! |
2018-05-09 10:18:49 | 12.5% | ||
RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls. |
2017-11-05
21:37:45
|
9.2% | ||
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
2014-07-29 16:36:18 | 3.8% | ||
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
2014-07-29 16:36:18 | 3.6% | ||
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. |
2014-07-28 23:55:56 | 4.1% | ||
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. |
2014-07-28 22:02:15 | 4.2% | ||
Gary vs. The K. Man
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. |
2014-07-28 21:52:58 | 4.1% | ||
SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. |
2014-07-28 21:30:07 | 4.5% | ||
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day. |
2014-07-28 21:11:47 | 8.8% | ||
John Rambo'd!
Made a very long killing spree. |
2014-07-28 18:43:24 | 7.6% | ||
You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! |
2014-07-28 18:32:05 | 13.1% | ||
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
2014-07-28 18:20:22 | 4.8% | ||
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
2014-07-28
15:40:50
|
8.3% | ||
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library. |
2014-07-28 15:12:12 | 20.3% | ||
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
2014-07-27 18:51:17 | 6.1% | ||
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
2014-07-27 18:48:51 | 9.4% | ||
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death. |
2014-07-27 18:36:34 | 6.5% | ||
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits. |
2014-07-27 18:19:11 | 14.5% | ||
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
2014-07-27 18:12:32 | 5.4% | ||
There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. |
2014-07-27 18:03:23 | 9.7% | ||
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
2014-07-27
17:58:23
|
5.5% | ||
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. |
2014-07-27 17:48:05 | 30.2% | ||
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days. |
2014-07-27 17:13:01 | 9.4% | ||
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb. |
2014-07-27 17:11:45 | 10.5% | ||
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday. |
2014-07-27 14:49:36 | 14.1% | ||
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
2014-07-23 01:50:14 | 4.4% | ||
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads. |
2014-07-23
01:38:26
|
9.2% | ||
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. |
2014-07-23 01:24:00 | 9.7% | ||
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. |
2014-07-23 01:13:40 | 9.1% | ||
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. |
2014-07-23
01:02:05
|
8.6% | ||
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday. |
2014-07-23 00:48:54 | 17.5% | ||
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs. |
2014-07-23
00:18:32
|
4.9% | ||
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. |
2014-07-23
00:00:58
|
13.2% | ||
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. |
2014-07-22
23:53:29
|
5.3% | ||
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday. |
2014-07-22 23:50:54 | 20.5% | ||
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch. |
2014-07-22 23:50:05 | 18.4% | ||
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. |
2014-07-22 23:29:04 | 18.3% | ||
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people. |
2014-07-22
23:29:04
|
16.9% | ||
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. |
2014-07-22 22:51:50 | 8.5% | ||
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick. |
2014-07-20 18:47:30 | 11.0% | ||
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars. |
2014-07-20
18:46:51
|
9.5% | ||
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
2014-07-20 18:44:21 | 12.8% | ||
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head. |
2014-07-20 18:28:30 | 32.1% | ||
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. |
2014-07-20
18:24:35
|
26.6% | ||
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. |
2014-07-20
18:16:44
|
18.3% | ||
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. |
2014-07-20 18:05:34 | 15.3% | ||
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
2014-07-20 18:04:47 | 10.4% | ||
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday. |
2014-07-20 17:53:35 | 26.2% | ||
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog. |
2014-07-20
17:20:01
|
6.5% | ||
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. |
2014-07-20 17:14:23 | 23.8% | ||
Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. |
2014-07-20 16:06:20 | 8.4% | ||
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. |
2014-05-04
19:18:21
|
15.8% | ||
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. |
2014-05-04 16:17:11 | 16.9% | ||
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss. |
2014-05-04 15:50:01 | 36.1% | ||
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
2014-05-04 00:28:23 | 9.4% | ||
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday. |
2014-05-04 00:06:26 | 32.4% | ||
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door. |
2014-05-03 23:35:00 | 55.5% | ||
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire. |
2014-05-03
23:33:31
|
19.7% | ||
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
2014-05-03 10:40:13 | 29.7% | ||
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
2014-05-03 10:39:58 | 44.4% | ||
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday. |
2014-05-03 10:31:12 | 51.1% | ||
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. |
2014-05-02 22:35:53 | 48.5% | ||
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
2014-05-02 22:05:10 | 29.3% | ||
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. |
2014-05-02 21:41:48 | 65.8% | ||
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. |
2014-05-02 21:28:40 | 51.2% | ||
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. |
2014-05-02 21:20:21 | 61.0% | ||
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire. |
2014-05-02 21:14:29 | 37.1% | ||
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper. |
2014-05-02 21:10:44 | 46.9% | ||
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. |
2014-05-02 21:10:44 | 33.4% |