Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Ace Captain
The divot you leave in the captain's chair is unfillable by any other rear. 		2.6%
Anubis
Who will shepherd souls when the guardians of the dead lay strewn in the sand? 		0.8%
Number 1
Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket? #1 without retries! 		0.9%
Armored Glove
The high score is now in your iron grip! 		1.2%
Asteroid Ace
You ain't afraid of no rocks. 		1.0%
Backup
Save this run to your highlight reel! 		1.0%
Barrely Victorious
You were barrely victorious! 		0.7%
Bean Counter
It'll be a dark day when you're fooled by a jar of jelly beans. 		1.0%
Binary Division
You split a rock in half down to an molecule. 		1.4%
Blue Milk
You've replaced your blood with blue milk and somehow managed to survive. 		1.9%
Bookwyrm
With a little ketchup, there's no book you won't devour. 		3.3%
Bringin' Down the House
The frat boys are gonna need a new roof. 		1.2%
Cheddar Buoy Biscuits
One will keep you afloat, but a basket will surely sink you. 		6.8%
Chimosine
Good luck getting rid of this cat now! 		1.9%
Cold Brew
Simply the best way to brew beans. 		2.0%
Corn Cannon
Finally, a good use for candy corn. 		1.3%
Crate Master
Wooden boxes tremble in your presence. 		1.1%
Dragonslayer
You slay queen! 		4.0%
Duril
Not a single molecule of duril escaped your mote-toter! 		1.0%
Endless Run
There's no end to this run, but you've gone far enough to warrant reward. 		1.0%
Evil Eye
The pendant is a ward against Samhain's witchcraft. 		2.2%
Gladiator
You are the master of the arena. 		1.7%
The Goo'ed Life
You got hitched to the goo. 		1.5%
Gooliette
Je ne peux pas oublier le Gooliette! 		4.9%
Great Betrayer
In a room full of demons, you're the bad guy. 		0.9%
Deco Quest
The mystery of the Halloween prankster has been solved. 		1.3%
Halloween Machine
Fear-powered! 		1.1%
Head Engineer
The Steam Workship is yours! 		1.5%
Invited
You've been cordially invited. 		37.5%
Kaiju
You took the thunder lizard by the horns and drove it out of town. 		1.5%
Key of Freedom
Freedom is relying on those you trust. 		0.9%
Killing Machine
You don't need no bots to know how to rock! 		0.8%
Kooky Cookies
Those were the kookiest cookies you ever cooked. 		0.7%
Krampus
You've un-Kramp-efied the holiday season! 		1.3%
Majority Owner
Because most of the gold is just not enough. 		0.7%
Necronomnomicon
Rib stickin' meals for skelly bellies. 		5.5%
Party Leaver
You're more of a party-leaver than a partygoer. 		1.7%
Perfect!
Flawless victory... 		0.9%
Pumpkin Pail
You've survived enough tricks to earn a treat! 		2.3%
Quantum Power
You're powered by the RNG of the universe! 		2.0%
Redeemer
No one is ever beyond redemption. 		0.7%
Resurrector
You've brought Brevik back from beyond the brink in the buff! 		2.6%
Ring Runner
The Rings are conentric superhighways that circumscribe the universe. Those who venture the stratums between them are known as Ring Runners. 		1.6%
Ring Runner Arcade
Hope an alien race wasn't watching your leet skills... 		1.1%
Run Home
You have completed the Run Home campaign. 		3.2%
Sage
The crown in your mind has restored the way to the Will. 		1.7%
Samhain
You accepted the challenge, fought and never lost. 		1.8%
Second Gumming
Let's hope that was the last gumming... 		2.0%
Self-Destruct Mutton
You've always got one finger on the mutton. 		0.7%
Shinoobi
You're the master of all noobies. 		0.9%
Skate White
You can drop in and smack the lip with the best of them. 		0.9%
Slam Page
King of the monsters. 		1.2%
Smashed Record
It's more of a lightly scratched record actually. 		3.1%
Spoiler Alert
Why do you seek spoilers of your own story? 		2.1%
Supa Lupa
You've made your friend Lupa more supa! 		0.9%
Survivalist
You've battled back the corruption of the world to its origin and returned unscathed. 		0.7%
Sweetwater
You have completed the Sweetwater campaign. 		6.4%
Sweetwater Taffy
How many times must you cleanse the spring of Sweetwater? 		0.8%
Top Ten
You're initial top charts! 		1.0%
The Tower
You have overcome The Wizard's trial and bested him atop his tower. 		1.0%
T'owl Feather
You finally found the T'owl you were looking for. 		3.6%
Vampirism
Anyone got any otter blood? 		1.4%
Vigilante
You're not the justice we need, but you are the justice we deserve. 		0.8%
Lycanthropy
Better start shopping for razors in the bulk aisle. 		1.6%
Witch Coven
You've signed your name into the ledger. 		1.2%