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...Take on the Words!
Sit through the end credits
2017-07-07 01:01:10
23.1%
Mental Patience
Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene
2017-07-07 00:58:56 26.9%
Yesterday's News
Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday
2017-07-07 00:56:57 33.1%
Number One
Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John
2017-07-07 00:43:11 34.9%
Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie
Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie
2017-07-07 00:39:58
35.9%
Number Two
Power Laverne's Chron-o-John
2017-07-07 00:36:06 34.1%
You Suck
Vacuum up a hamster
2017-07-07 00:34:29
34.1%
Don't Try This at Home
Microwave the frozen hamster
2017-07-07 00:27:20
36.5%
It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better
Win the human contest
2017-07-07 00:25:05
35.3%
Rap Sheet: Cheat
Disqualify Harold
2017-07-07 00:20:27
35.7%
It's an Honor Just to Compete
Enter the human contest
2017-07-07 00:18:19
36.6%
Chateau Eau Neaux
Make vinegar
2017-07-07 00:13:44
37.5%
Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer
Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you
2017-07-07 00:09:29
34.6%
Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon!
Make a skunk
2017-07-07 00:08:45
35.6%
Are You My Mummy?
Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids
2017-07-07 00:02:59
19.6%
Costume Quest
Clothe Laverne in the costume
2017-07-06 23:57:12
39.4%
Windsock it to Me
Change the flag
2017-07-06 23:56:51
40.2%
WWSCD?
Climb through the chimney with all three kids
2017-07-06 23:47:17
37.2%
Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same
Get a tiny sweater
2017-07-06 23:46:49
35.5%
Rap Sheet: Vandal
Deflate Oozo
2017-07-06 23:41:08
37.7%
Novelty Enthusiast
Get all six novelty items
2017-07-06 23:23:03
38.3%
Flush
Acquire a diamond
2017-07-06 23:17:59 34.5%
Dialog Puzzles Are Hard
Get Fred to sign the contract
2017-07-06 23:09:31
34.9%
Coffee Achiever
Wake up Dr. Fred
2017-07-06 23:06:46
35.7%
Moronic drone
Get a job
2017-07-06 22:53:40
38.1%
We're All Brothers
Ask the IRS agents if they're related
2017-07-06 22:45:51
23.9%
Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac
Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you
2017-07-06 22:38:59
41.1%
Only George Can Destroy a Tree
Destroy a cherry tree
2017-07-06 22:31:12
46.3%
Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree
Create a cherry tree
2017-07-06 22:29:00
46.7%
You Call That a Hint?
Try to wash the dirty car with the brush
2017-07-06 22:16:51
11.4%
Obvious, Really...
Make it rain
2017-07-05 22:53:49
42.4%
Olive Branch
Return the stamp album to Weird Ed
2017-07-05 22:47:27
31.6%
Not Raised in a Barn
Close a door
2017-07-05 22:25:18
53.1%
Rap Sheet: Yegg
Open the safe
2017-07-05 22:21:46
43.7%
And Then the Universe Explodes
Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees
2017-07-05 22:11:53
19.2%
Rap Sheet: Thief
Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you
2017-07-05 21:51:51
51.3%
Energy Conscious
Turn off the television
2017-07-05 21:48:52
21.3%
Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism
Hoagie eats a Hoagie
2017-07-05 17:21:42
39.9%
Rap Sheet: Trespasser
Find Fred's basement workshop
2017-07-05 16:59:05
76.9%
Music Appreciation Award
Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off
5.4%
That Joke Never Gets Old
Squirt five different people with disappearing ink
11.1%
Missing Pink
Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone
9.8%
That Should Have Worked
Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug
9.4%
And Then the Universe Implodes
Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone
13.0%
That Only Works With Alligators
Try to flush the hamster
23.8%
I'm Sure He'd Never Notice
Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album
9.3%
ESRB Violation
Laverne thinks about eating the cat
5.9%
Voiding the Warranty
Try to put something metal in the microwave
15.3%
Most Annoying Guest Ever
Ring the front desk bell 100 times
6.1%
Chef
Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)
4.6%
Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This
Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside
5.5%
Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time
Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show
9.1%
Now You're Pushing It
Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out
12.7%
Master Plumber
Flush 50 objects through time
8.9%
Rap Sheet: Forger
Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen
8.5%
Games History Major
Play Maniac Mansion
40.2%
Rap Sheet: Fraud
Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone
12.1%
OCD
Get all other achievements in the game
3.9%