Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Dr. Karate
Complete any level with Dr. Karate.
29.9%
Steroid Jackson
Complete any level with Steroid Jackson.
15.4%
Steroid Jackson Back Breaker
Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Backbreaker.
4.0%
Steroid Jackson Andro Stomp
Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Stomp.
4.4%
O'Grady
Complete any level with O'Grady.
7.5%
O'Grady Stun Gun Happy
Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Stun Gun Attack.
3.9%
O'Grady Boot + Face
Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Riot Kick Attack.
4.0%
Kid Justice
Complete any level with Kid Justice.
6.1%
Kid Justice Bully Beatdown
Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Flash Dive Attack.
3.4%
Kid Justice Schoolyard Smash
Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Eye Gouge Attack.
3.3%
De Capitan
Complete any level with De Capitan.
4.9%
Dr. Karate Foot Power
Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Flash Kick.
14.8%
De Capitan Low Blow
Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Leg Sweep Attack.
3.2%
De Capitan Masked Avenger
Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Superman Punch Attack.
3.4%
Preston Endicott
Complete any level with Preston Endicott.
6.5%
Preston Endicott Tornado Kick
Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Tornado Kick.
3.7%
Preston Endicott Classy Headbutt
Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Headbutt Attack.
2.9%
Bad Trip
Collect the following items: 25 Mushrooms
5.1%
Vegetarian Chef
Collect the following items: 2 Tomatoes, 2 Eggplants, 2 Ears of Corn, 2 Carrots, 2 Green Peppers
14.0%
So Thirsty
Collect the following items: 10 Spunk Colas, 5 Sporty Spunk Drinks
10.5%
Zombie Survival Kit
Collect the following items: 2 First Aid Kits, 3 D Batteries, 2 Walkie Talkies, 1 Flashlight, 1 Duct Tape, 1 Pocket Knife
3.6%
Cheese Head
Collect the following items: 5 Pieces of Cheese
15.1%
Dr. Karate Kick Master
Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Crane Kick.
6.6%
Salsa Party
Collect the following items: 3 Tomatoes, 5 Chilli Peppers, 1 Garlic Clove
8.5%
Junk Food Glutton
Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Cola, 1 Cupcake, 1 Muffin, 1 Cheesecake, 1 Icecream Sandwich
8.4%
Picnic Time
Collect the following items: 3 Spunk Sodas, 2 Watermelons, 2 Hotdogs, 2 Hamburgers
16.6%
Fruit Kicker
Collect the following items: 100 Pieces of Fruit
16.1%
Hapless Romantic
Collect the following items: 2 Perfumes, 2 Bottles of Wine, 2 Rings, 1 Red Rose
2.9%
Coffee Shop Hipster
Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Coffee, 5 Books, 1 Pair of Glasses
2.7%
Hoarder
Collect 100 unique items.
2.7%
Wharf
Defeat the Wharf level. What's up with that dude wearing shades at night?
52.1%
Playmore Park
Defeat the Playmore Park level. There are kids out there that want to play on the slide!
31.6%
King Street
Defeat the King Street level. You're a real tough guy.
28.9%
The Beekeeper
Complete any level with the Beekeeper.
13.6%
Side Scroller
Defeat all of the sidescrolling chase levels. Maybe you should try some Canabalt.
7.8%
Hijackers Beware
Defeat all of the hijacked delivery truck levels. And capitalism is restored!
8.3%
Nude Beach
Defeat the Nude Beach level. We're sorry for putting you through that.
19.1%
Anarchy Way
Defeat the Anarchy Way level. Extra points for curb stomping anarchists.
29.9%
Subway Gas Attack
Defeat the Subway Gas Attack level. Cultists. Can't trust 'em.
18.2%
Orchards
Defeat the Orchards level. And, no, there is not a hidden, apple-picking mini-game.
17.5%
6th Street Blockade
Defeat the 6th Street Blockade level. Good-for-nothing riot cops.
13.8%
Dry Viaduct
Defeat the Dry Viaduct level. This city could use some gentrification.
10.9%
Bill's Storage
Defeat the Bill's Storage level. We wanted to bid on locker #5. Too late now.
11.5%
Warehouse
Defeat the Warehouse level. Don't get distracted by men in suspenders.
10.9%
The Beekeeper Fatal Sting
Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's Tornado Kick.
4.2%
Dracogen Lab
Defeat the Dracogen Lab level. No stopping for science experiments.
9.1%
Battle Royal
Defeat the Battle Royal level. You're a regular Bob Backlund.
13.3%
Stripper Town
Defeat the Stripper Town level. We won't ask any questions.
8.6%
Helicopters
Defeat the Helicopters level. Pat youself on the back. You're fighting entire armies now.
7.4%
Subway Pass
Defeat all 5 subway levels. How green of you to take mass transit.
9.6%
Take Out The Trash
Defeat 5 Enemies by throwing trash at them. If this game had money, you'd also get a citation for throwing garbage all over the streets of our fair city.
12.1%
Foreign Object
Defeat 50 Enemies using bats, mauls, or shovels. No reason to fight fair in Fist Puncher.
6.1%
Fuel Efficient Smack Down
Show that all those hours at the gym paid off. Defeat 1 enemy by hoisting a smart car over your head and throwing it at him.
15.2%
Jump Kicker
Real men use their fists, but we give credit where credit is due. Defeat 50 enemies using the jump kick attack.
6.7%
High Fructose
Defeat 1 enemy by throwing a soda machine at him. And remember to take a break from Fist Puncher and drink a refreshing Mint Spunk Cola.
6.5%
The Beekeeper Mega Swarm
Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's bees.
9.8%
Corpse Thrower
Defeat 1 enemy by throwing the helpless, flailing body of a second enemy at him.
27.0%
Cultist Crusher
It's Waco, Texas all over gain. Defeat 200 enemy cultists to get this achievement.
14.8%
Video Grappler
Defeat 100 enemy luchadores, and prove to the world that you're no jobroni.
2.7%
Prison Warden
Solve the country's prison crowding woes. Defeat 100 enemy prisoners.
5.8%
Karate Hell
Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and Hella Fistgerald.
4.2%
Kid Keeper
Defeat any level using Kid Justice and the Beekeeper.
2.8%
Bash Brothers
Defeat any level using Steroid Jackson and De Capitan.
2.6%
Fan Favorites
Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and the Beekeeper.
4.7%
Above The Law
Defeat any level using Kid Justice and O'Grady.
2.8%
One Percenters
Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and Dr. Karate.
2.9%
Hella Fistgerald
Complete any level with Hella Fistgerald.
12.2%
DerbyBall All-Stars
Defeat any level using Hella Fistgerald and Steroid Jackson.
3.6%
Street Enforcers
Defeat any level using O'Grady and De Capitan.
2.6%
Upstairs Downstairs
Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and O'Grady.
2.6%
Miss China
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher China.
22.2%
Miss Canada
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Canada.
25.0%
Miss France
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher France.
17.1%
Miss Russia
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Russia.
10.0%
Miss Japan
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Japan.
11.2%
Miss UK
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher UK.
9.6%
Miss USA
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher USA.
10.7%
Hella Derby Smash
Defeat 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Slide Sweep Attack.
5.4%
Miss Brazil
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Brazil.
15.6%
Miss Mexico
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Mexico.
8.2%
Sobtanian Crimelord
Defeat Sobtanian, the beats-loving electro-punk.
19.6%
Stabby Rascal Crimelord
Defeat Stabby Rascal and his gang of toughs.
20.4%
Grizzly Yves Crimelord
Defeat the devilish Grizzly Yves and his seafaring followers.
15.8%
Big Hans Crimelord
Defeat Big Hans and his band of ruffians.
7.9%
Brother Antlers Crimelord
Defeat Brother Antlers, the psychotic cult ruler.
14.1%
Nurse King-Fu Crimelord
Defeat Nurse Kung-Fu, the wicked hospital taskmaster.
13.2%
Roger Crimelord
Defeat Roger atop his tower of doom.
7.7%
General Kony Crimelord
Defeat General Kony and his army of vile thugs.
7.0%
Hella Heart Breaker
Convert 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Flirtatious Kiss Attack.
4.9%
The Milkman Crimelord
Defeat the murdering, mustachioed Milkman, AND then complete any level with Milkman.
3.4%
Lady Chop Chop
Defeat Lady Chop Chop and her deadly steel blade, AND then complete any level with Lady Chop Chop.
4.0%
Dogsworth McFreedom
You threw a dog and killed someone. We're calling Animal Protection.
3.5%
Zotmeister
Defeat any level using Zotmeister.
3.2%
Steven Dengler
Defeat any level using Steven Dengler.
3.8%
Ash Vickers
Defeat any level using Ash Vickers.
4.0%
Chairman Kodoshin
Defeat any level using Chairman Kodoshin.
2.6%
Lock 'n' Load
Confiscate 20 firearms from enemies.
8.4%
Grave Digger
Defeat an enemy on the Cemetery Level with a shovel.
13.0%
Quentin Le Loup
Defeat any level using Quentin Le Loup.
2.9%