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THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!
Choose path for the first time. 		2017-10-28 23:35:21 34.9%
DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!
Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens. 		2017-10-28 22:56:42 71.7%
AIN'T GOT COJONES!
Finish your business with Krotchy. 		12.6%
CAMELBACK
Piss 100 gallons of urine. 		3.8%
CAT WRANGLER
50 kills using cat. 		3.6%
DADDY NEVER LOVED ME
Complete game killing only males. 		3.1%
DANNY TREJO
100 kills using machete in melee. 		7.2%
ALL PERPS MUST DIE!
Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis! 		8.0%
DON'T TAZE ME BRO
Taze 200 victims. 		7.3%
EASTWOOD
Complete game using only the pistol. 		3.0%
EMO
Injure yourself. 		68.0%
ENTOMOLOGIST
50 kills using bees. 		3.2%
FAIL ZOMBIE
Respawn 20 times. 		5.4%
I AM THE LAW
Complete Good path without falling off. 		3.3%
JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT
Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders. 		3.3%
KAVORKIAN
Euthanise 30 elderly folks. 		3.2%
NEUROSURGEON
300 headshot/decap kills. 		12.9%
PERSONAL JESUS
Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count) 		3.1%
PETA CHAIRMAN
Kill no animals in one playthrough. 		3.3%
PROPERTY DAMAGE
Smash 50 windows. 		4.1%
PSYCHO DUNDEE
50 kills using boomerang machete. 		4.7%
SCOFIELD
Escape from prison. 		12.9%
REAL AMERICAN
Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists. 		3.1%
SCHWARZENEGGER
200 kills using M-60. 		9.8%
SPECIAL OLYMPIAN
Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner. 		15.8%
REPO MAN
Return Thegways to the owner 		21.8%
STALLONE
Complete game using only melee. 		3.0%
SUCKTASTIC!
Suck up 500 items with the shop vac. 		6.5%
THERE IS NO SPOON
Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time. 		3.4%
T.J. HOOKER
Arrest 200 perps. 		4.8%
PRODUCT RECALL
Destroy 50 cars. 		4.1%
WOLVERINES R GHEY
50 badgersaw kills. 		5.8%
COMMIES GO HOME!
Make Venezuela peacemakers go home. 		7.8%
SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS
Arrest eco zealots leader. 		8.7%
ARSONIST
150 kills using fire. 		3.2%