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The Whole Nine Yards
More than 9 yards! You went 5,000 space miles! 		2017-01-19 01:13:39
54.4%
Tip Top Shop
Everything at your pizza shop is top-knotch, now that you've bought all the upgrades!
14.5%
Oops
10 wrecks caused by me?! Sorry!
26.1%
Pardon Me
Hey, look, I didn't cause 25 wrecks on purpose or anything...
20.6%
Did I Do That
You're not blaming me for those 75 wrecks, are you?
14.2%
I'M GONNA WRECK IT
Yeah, 200 wrecks! That's how it's done!
10.3%
Maybe You Should Go Outside
500 wrecks is good. Why not start a new adventure?
8.8%
Cornering the Market
Mark 5 competitor ships destroyed! 		21.5%
Competitive Advantage
You've gotten the edge on 10 competitor ships! 		17.6%
Business is Booming
Or, rather, 25 competitor ships are booming, if you know what I mean! 		9.4%
Literally Destroying the Competition
Get it? Because you've literally destroyed 75 competitor ships. 		8.8%
What...
I don't even know how you played the game to destroy 200 competitors.
8.8%
Pizzarian Empire
Move over, Big Pizza! Pizzarian is #1 in the Jovian system!
14.5%
We Deliver
You're a 50-pizza delivering machine!
38.6%
Special Delivery
I'll take one order of 250 pizzas, please.
23.4%
Signed, Sealed, Delivered
One whole kilopizza delivered!
14.2%
Deliverance
With one pizza, fed 5,000...
9.1%
It's Time to Turn Off the Computer
25,000 pizzas is enough.
9.1%
The Extra Mile
25,000 extra space miles, to be exact!
36.1%
Going the Distance
100,000 space miles and counting!
21.2%
To Infinity and Beyond
Well, maybe not infinity, but at least 500,000 space miles.
9.4%
I Guess You Went Pretty Far
2,500,000 space miles. Pretty far, if you think about it.
9.1%
Don't Text and Drive
You owe 100 Jedits in damages! 		13.9%
Fender Bender
Just pay the 500 Jedits and hope they don't make a police report. 		11.8%
Reckless Endangerment
2,500 Jedits! This is going on your permanent record. 		10.6%
Should Have Bought Insurance
They'd probably drop you after paying 10,000 Jedits, though. 		9.7%
Don't Drive Like This in Real Life
It's one thing in the game, but 50,000 Jedits is no joke.
8.8%
A Jedit Saved
You've earned 2,500 Jedits! Nice work!
32.2%
A Jedit Earned
You've saved 10,000 Jedits! Good job!
23.1%
Rolling in Jedits
50,000 Jedits should be an adequate amount for rolling purposes.
15.8%
All About the Jedits
Wow, 250,000 Jedits! Actually, with inflation, it's not as much as it sounds like.
10.3%
This Money Isn't Real
You're a fake videogame money millionaire.
8.8%
Don't Try This at Home
Only professionals should shark 10 times!
33.1%
Driving in Circles
You've circled around 50 vehicles (and/or houses)!
25.5%
It's the GPS, I Swear
It's led me in circles 250 times, now.
16.7%
Like Some Kind of Shark Tornado
You've spun around like a shark 1,000 times, now!
10.3%
Please Stop
There's no real reason for you to shark 5,000 times.
8.8%
Mayday!
You've wrecked 5 times. These things happen! 		20.0%
Abandon Ship!
It's still OK! You've only wrecked 10 times. 		14.2%
Eject! Eject!!!
25 wrecks! Are you doing alright? 		10.0%
Maybe This Game Isn't for You
75 wrecks, I mean...not everyone is good at these kinds of games. It's fine. 		9.1%
Free Shipping
Which ship do you want to fly, today? You have them all!
13.6%
Seriously, You're Doing This on Purpose
200 wrecks?! Really? Really...?
9.1%