| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Gorbachev
Have mercy. Let the Comrade live. |
2020-07-02 22:04:20 | 24.5% | ||
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Ivan Getridov
Kick the Comrade's ass! |
2020-07-02 22:03:36 | 33.1% | ||
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Dogs of War
Destroy the space station! |
2020-07-02 21:47:08 | 50.2% | ||
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Boot Camp
Survive the tutorial! |
2020-07-02 21:24:30 | 77.3% | ||
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Fire in the Sky
Survive the asteroid belt |
11.6% | |||
|
These Colors Don't Run
Destroy the Cock Sauce Factory |
6.3% | |||
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The Biggest Little
Complete 9-1 |
6.6% | |||
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Creeper
Load the crafting menu |
18.6% | |||
|
You Played Yourself
Destroy bizarro Gamma Ray |
14.5% | |||
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Yuri Gannadye
Kill the Comrade! |
6.6% | |||
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Big Balls
Kill Kang :( |
4.2% | |||
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Shot to the Heart
Defeat the Worm's heart |
17.7% | |||
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Ho Lee Fuke
Defeat Kang's weird faceship |
8.4% | |||
|
Goodman!
"The game just called me a f$#!stick!" |
35.0% | |||
|
Putin
No peace! Kill the Comrade! |
12.6% | |||
|
Yeah, BRAH!
Get a million points on 1-1 |
|
5.4% | ||
|
Slick Willie
Beat any level without taking damage |
9.8% | |||
|
Poo Poo Pee Pee
Punch a Toilet |
15.4% | |||
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Hand over Fist
Rip both arms off a mech |
20.3% | |||
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Into the Void
I understand and I wish to continue |
4.8% | |||
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Push Over
Okay. Fine! |
1.2% | |||
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Spineless
I am weak |
0.7% | |||
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I am a Real American
Hatred For None |
4.6% | |||
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Tipper Gore
Complete a level with the middle finger censored |
3.6% | |||
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No Respect
Skip credits |
8.6% | |||
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Sweating Bullets
Destroy the Battle Dome without taking damage |
0.4% | |||
|
Nice shootin', Tex
Get an S Rank on level 7-1 or 10-1 |
1.5% | |||
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Pass the Two Million Sunblock
Into the sun. Well done. |
5.5% | |||
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The Level Above Human
Beat Heaven |
1.5% | |||
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More Weirds
Complete level 666 |
2.2% |