| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Room For One More
How did you do that? |
2018-08-18 20:21:39 | 1.6% | ||
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Completionist
That's... a lot of badges. |
2018-08-12 02:14:55 | 1.8% | ||
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Rapid Sacrifice
Beating all the clocks. |
2018-08-12 02:14:55 | 2.0% | ||
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Merciful Leader
Mercy is its own reward, so have a prize! |
2018-08-12 02:14:54 | 1.9% | ||
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Stress Relief
Some days you just want to sacrifice some knights. |
2018-08-11 02:03:50 | 14.3% | ||
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Law of Knight Conservation
Prove that you are the master of Tenuous Links. |
2018-08-11 02:01:47 | 1.7% | ||
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No Vacancy
How many knights can you lose on Straight to the Point? |
2018-08-11 01:52:01 | 2.6% | ||
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Appeasement
Jeff is satisfied. |
2018-08-11 01:22:32 | 2.3% | ||
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Soul Crushing
Maximum misfortune in Maximum Security. |
2018-08-10 22:43:57 | 2.4% | ||
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There's Really Nothing Over Here
Nothing to see, move along. |
2018-08-10
02:40:12
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1.7% | ||
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Master of Magnetism
Check point two, check point one to prove your skill on Equal and Opposite. |
2018-08-10 01:26:27 | 2.2% | ||
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Inefficient Use of Human Resources
Our equipment design does not account for your inefficiency |
2018-08-10 01:11:37 | 8.9% | ||
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Precision Air Drop
One body does not count as a Carpet. |
2018-08-09 23:27:22 | 9.2% | ||
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Enter Orbit
SPAAAAAAACE! |
2018-08-09 00:52:09 | 3.8% | ||
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Jimfanticide
Prune Jim's family tree, one branch at a time. |
2018-08-08
23:52:40
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11.5% | ||
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Milecide
One thousand knights squandered. |
2018-08-08
23:33:14
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14.3% | ||
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Patricide
You killed Jim the Prolific and stopped the problem at the source. |
2018-08-05 23:10:55 | 30.5% | ||
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You Know We Had To
Where have I heard that scream before? |
2018-08-05 23:03:08 | 30.4% | ||
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Meet Jeff
What does the fuzzy thing do? |
2018-08-05 19:07:19 | 89.1% | ||
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Beat the Devs
No skips. No restarts. One run. How fast can you go? |
1.5% | |||
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All the Things
You have proven that anything can be achieved through the sacrifice of minions. |
1.0% |