Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Packing Mule
A Cargo Corp trophy for reaching the rank of Packing Mule trainee. 		2012-12-28 13:37:39 14.4%
Toilet In Space
This drawing is for you dad, a toilet in space! 		2012-12-28 12:16:39
13.2%
Healthy Headshot
After throwing an apple can against a mutant, you remembered your wife telling you not to eat so much canned food. 		2012-12-27 20:26:50
22.3%
Priorities
I made a drawing of you, killing a mutant in a container while choking in space! 		2012-12-27 20:20:04
2.9%
Eradicator
You are the best dad! On this drawing you have just smashed 20 monsters! 		2012-12-27 20:20:04
41.9%
Curse Quota Exceeded
Cargo Corp warns you that your curse quota of 100 has been exceeded. Please refrain from shouting obscenities.
7.4%
Annihilator
You are the best dad! On this drawing you have just smashed 1000 monsters!
5.7%
Exterminator
You are the best dad! On this drawing you have just smashed 200 monsters!
14.9%
Team Building
Cargo Corp has noted that you have met 50 co-workers and wishes to applaud your teamwork and social skills.
11.0%
World's Strongest Dad
Here's a drawing of you dad, with all guns and armor and explosives and upgrades! 		3.0%
Multikill
Killing 5 mutants with one bullet reminded you of your son breaking his hand on five wooden boards with one strike on his karate training. 		6.4%
Parcel Warning
Cargo Corp has noticed all the parcels you received from home. Please contact your designated office shrink for homesickness tests. 		2.2%
Memory Of A Mug
After carrying your coffee mug through 5 containers of a wave without breaking it, you remembered the day your wife bought it for you. 		11.5%
Bearer Of Coffee
A Cargo Corp trophy for reaching the rank of Bearer of Coffee trainee. 		5.6%
Cargo Commander
A Cargo Corp trophy for reaching the rank of junior Cargo Commander. 		3.1%
Cap Hoarder
Cargo Corp has noticed that you collected 100 caps. Please spend your money to buy Cargo Corp equipment. 		3.4%
Fast Learner
Cargo Corp wishes to congratulate you with finding all possible cargo on your first day. 		26.7%
50 Days On The Job
Cargo Corp honored your 50th day on the job with a small picture of a gold watch. 		3.0%
Home Sweet Home
I made a drawing for you, dad, about when you finally came home!
2.5%