| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Rush Hour
Defeat 50 braindead while the energy drink is still in effect. |
2023-04-16 07:38:25 | 13.8% | ||
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Moby Dick
Defeat a landwhale. |
2023-04-16 07:36:36 | 26.3% | ||
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Outperforming Game Journalists
You beat the first level. Not everyone can. |
2023-04-16 07:32:51 | 45.2% | ||
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What are you, five?!
Get hit by five peepeepoopoo. |
2023-04-16 07:32:06 | 34.0% | ||
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Funny how these just showed up the day before…
Get hit by a brick. |
2023-04-16 07:31:54 | 35.2% | ||
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Better than Biceps
Achieve a 5 headshot spree. |
2023-04-16 07:31:26 | 20.5% | ||
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Untouchable
Beat a level without getting hurt. |
2023-04-16 07:28:14 | 11.9% | ||
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Balloon Popper
50 headshots. Not bad kid. |
2023-04-16 07:27:30 | 37.7% | ||
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Precision
Achieve a 2 headshot spree. |
2023-04-16 07:26:45 | 44.4% | ||
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Self-Defense Specialist
Beat level 60. |
0.8% | |||
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We're Gonna Need More Ammo
Beat level 70. |
0.6% | |||
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Court Loyalty Stamp Card
Beat level 80. |
0.6% | |||
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Nemesis of the Braindead
Beat level 90. |
0.5% | |||
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It's Ma'am!
Defeat your first Ma'am tank. |
6.1% | |||
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Trophy Wives
Defeat 10 Ma'am tanks. |
3.5% | |||
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Drenched
Get hit by 50 peepeepoopoos. |
14.0% | |||
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Defender of Freedom
Beat level 100. |
0.3% | |||
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Grand Master
Beat levels 1 to 20 without getting hurt. |
0.4% | |||
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Heart Attack
Drink 100 energy drinks (don't actually do it). |
2.9% | |||
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Elven Aim
Achieve a 10 headshot spree. |
11.3% | |||
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Knife to a Gunfight
Defeat 100 knife-wielding enemies. |
6.7% | |||
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You Missed Something
Miss a weapon drop (they spawn again, don't worry). |
30.2% | |||
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Anyone need a medic?
Pick up 100 health packs. |
3.8% | |||
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Streetsweeper!
Remove a tank corpse from the map. |
7.8% | |||
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Autonomous Zone
Place 100 barricades. |
1.6% | |||
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Touchdown!
Chop off 10 heads. |
9.1% | |||
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Dressed for a day in Chicago
Pick up 100 armored vests. |
5.7% | |||
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You Dropped This
Congratulations king, you completed the warmup. All weapons will now be unlocked by default. The real challenge is about to begin. |
4.2% | |||
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Second Amendment Enjoyer
Beat level 30. |
1.8% | |||
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Themis Appreciator
Beat level 40. |
1.1% | |||
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Pulling an All-Nighter
Beat level 50. |
0.8% |