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I Shall Feast On Your Bones!
Kill 10 enemies in a single life 		7.7%
I'm Invincible!
Kill 20 enemies in a single life
4.2%
Goldmember
Capture three chests in one life in Booty 		9.4%
I Shall Smite Thee!
Kill 5 enemies in a single life 		20.0%
You're Not So Special
Kill a player during their special (excluding Berserker and MAA) 		14.0%
Clay Pigeon
Kill 20 enemies while they are in mid-air using either your longbow or crossbow 		6.1%
Cornish Game Hen
Hunt down 15 enemy parrots with the longbow 		5.8%
Legolas
Kill 3 enemies with the Longbow within 10 seconds 		6.0%
Butterknifed!
Kill 25 enemies using the short sword 		5.0%
War, War Never Changes
Dominate an enemy Sharpshooter 		2.3%
Spamalot
Land 15 consecutive arrows 		1.7%
Robin Hood
Kill an enemy with the crossbow or longbow from 100ft 		10.8%
It's Like Weakness Water Three!
Kill 2 enemies with a single longbow special 		6.4%
Archer
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Archer 		17.2%
Phluck You!
Kill 75 Sharpshooters using your longbow 		3.9%
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the short sword 		3.5%
I'm Burnin' For You
Cause an enemy to die from the lava in Arena 		7.3%
That's What She Said
Finish off 25 enemies with a teammate's assistance 		0.5%
Deadly Arts
Kill 2 enemies with caltrops in a single life 		0.4%
Ghosting
Capture 2 chests in one life without damaging any enemies in between 		0.6%
Bootylicious
Capture 10 enemy chests in one round 		0.4%
Assassin
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as an Assassin 		0.9%
Royal Assassin
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the stiletto 		0.4%
2 Fast 2 Furious
Kill one of each enemy class using mainly your stiletto without taking any damage 		0.5%
It's A Trap!
Kill 15 enemies with the crossbow pistol while they're under the effects of caltrops 		0.4%
Worth The Wait
Block enemy chest zone for 15 seconds while there's at least 1 chest 		3.4%
Raised By Wolves
Kill 20 enemies while they are in mid-air using either your flatbow or atlatl 		1.7%
Green Team
Assist 100 kills as Bondi 		1.5%
Lay Low Aim High
Kill 5 enemies with atlatl headshot while crouched and not moving 		1.5%
Bondi, Janus Bondi
Dominate an Archer or a Sharpshooter 		2.1%
We're Having Parrot Tonight
Hunt down 20 enemy parrots with the flatbow 		1.5%
Hunting Season
Kill 3 enemies with the flatbow within 10 seconds 		1.8%
Long Distance Relationship
Kill an enemy with the atlatl or flatbow from 100 ft 		1.9%
Got Something To Prove Kid?
Amass 1000 objective points as a Bondi 		1.4%
You Wood
As a Bondi, collect 50 missed bolts/arrows from the environment (not pickups) 		2.0%
Bondi
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Bondi 		2.8%
Anyway You Slice It
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the seax 		1.4%
The Gutting
Kill 25 enemies using the seax 		1.6%
Reinventing Archery
Kill 10 enemies with Rapid Fire special 		1.8%
Hiding in The Daisies
Kill 2 enemies in a row using Rapid Fire special while pushing up daisies 		1.5%
Beast Mode
Kill 3 enemies with Rapid Fire special in one life 		2.0%
Absolute Sentience
Whoops, you got dominated by a bot?
1.6%
John Connor
Kill 50 bots 		2.0%
Judgement Day
Kill 1000 bots 		0.6%
Rise Of The Machines
Kill 250 bots 		1.0%
Black Powder Finish
Kill 5 enemies in 1 life using your blunderbuss 		3.8%
Hollywood Physics
Cause 5 enemies to fall to their death by blasting them with your blunderbuss 		3.6%
Captain Blackbeard
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the cutlass
3.4%
I Wish To Register A Complaint!
Parrot dies within 1 second of release
27.1%
Crabby Hooker
Kill an enemy with your hook immediately following a roll 		2.0%
A True Hooker
Kill 100 enemies with the hook 		3.5%
POW, Right In The Kisser!
Kill 5 enemies with the punch 		3.7%
Great Balls Of Fire
Kill 2 enemies with a single blunderbuss special 		6.0%
Parrot Frenzy
Kill 3 enemies with the parrot in 1 life 		5.4%
I Has A Parrot
Kill 25 enemies with the parrot 		4.7%
Pecker Of Doom
Kill 75 enemies with the parrot 		3.9%
Captain
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Captain 		13.7%
Watch Me Right Hook!
Kill 100 enemies with the punch 		1.6%
Horsin' Around
Contest a horse territory in Cara at least 60 seconds 		2.0%
Giddy Up
Keep control of both territories in Cara for at least 60 seconds (12+ Players) 		2.1%
Ragnarok Is A Pony
Win 10 rounds on Cara 		2.0%
Triple Crown
Win 3 rounds for each team on Cara 		2.0%
Otzi The Iceman
Cause an enemy to freeze to death in Cathedral 		5.1%
Got A Crush On You
Cause an enemy to die from being crushed by a pillar in Cathedral 		5.3%
Pop, Lock, And Drop It!
Bash a chest out of your enemy's hands using your shield 		4.3%
Madoff With The Chest
Use the chest special to capture a chest without dropping it along the way 		11.8%
The Promised Land
Conquer a territory 3 times in a single life 		2.4%
Art Of Defense
Kill a total of 50 enemies with a counter-attack by perfect parrying them 		2.0%
Crack Rabbit
Jackrabbits are close cousins of Jack the donkey
7.9%
Hero Kill
Kill 3 enemies in one life while you are Pushing up Daisies without grabbing any health pickups 		7.5%
Time Of Need
Defend 5 teammates who are Pushing up Daisies 		9.4%
You Shall Not Pass!
Defend territories from enemies 15 times 		4.4%
YeeHaa!
Win 10 rounds in Desertruin 		1.6%
Purple Heart
Die 10 times without getting a single kill
25.2%
This Is Madness!
Fall to your death from being kicked
11.8%
A Worthy Sacrifice
Die to a Developer or Tester 		14.6%
Have A Nice Trip
Fall to your death
38.5%
See You Next Fall
Fall to your death 50 times
6.0%
Public Enemy #1
Be Nemesis for 5 players or more 		2.3%
Asleep With The Fishies!
Die while in combat underwater
29.8%
Elizabeth Cross
For your service against insurmountable odds, we present you
5.4%
Capitalism
Win a round on Forgotten while your team has control of all chests (12+ Players) 		4.4%
Garrison Fort
Cause someone to die by releasing the death barrel in tw_fort 		1.6%
Skjalg's Surprise Ending
Win a round on tw_fort using the barrel for the last kill 		1.5%
Holdin' Down The Fort
Win 10 rounds in Fort 		1.6%
Once Bitten, Frost Shy
Win 10 rounds in Frostbite 		1.6%
999th Way To Die
Kill an enemy by using a gate 		3.4%
Retirement Fund
Capture 100 chests as a Gestir 		3.5%
Old Age Doesn't Come Alone
Conquer a territory with 4 other Gestirs 		1.6%
Puppeteer
Impale the bodies of 5 enemies to a wall using your javelins 		3.9%
Agrianian Javelineer
Kill an enemy with the javelin from 80ft 		5.0%
Souvlaki
Kill 3 enemies with a single spear dash special 		3.6%
Gestir
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Gestir 		13.0%
Seaxmachine
Kill 50 enemies using your seax and shield 		3.5%
I'm Too Old For This
Kill 7 enemies with your spear in a single life 		4.6%
Pride of Odin
The pointy end goes into the other man 		3.4%
Shish Kebab!
Kill 15 enemy parrots with the spear 		6.2%
Fifty Shades Of Gestir
As Gestir kill a single enemy by using all of your weapons on them 		2.3%
How Much Does A Polar Bear Weigh
Destroy 10 ice blocks in Glacier 		0.5%
Polar Bear Dip
In Glacier, kill 5 enemies using freezing water 		0.5%
Hurtcules! Hurtcules!
Win 10 rounds in Glacier 		0.5%
Ding Dong Death!
Cause an enemy to be crushed by the bell in Gravedanger 		3.6%
Disturbance In The Force
Cause five enemies to be consumed by restless souls in Gravedanger 		3.4%
Mad Jack Churchill
Kill 3 sharpshooters in a single life with your two-handed sword 		4.9%
Blitzkrieg
Gain 250 assists in which the killer is an Archer 		3.4%
Pinned Down
Block 10,000 ranged damage with the shield 		1.6%
Pris De Fer
Kill 100 enemies using your two-handed sword's parry counter attacks 		3.4%
Coup de Grâce
Kill 4 enemies affected by a single Man-at-Arms special 		1.5%
Block N' Poke
As Heavy Knight, Kill 25 enemies using the sword and shield 		4.0%
Get To The Choppa
Kill 3 enemies with a single twirling two-handed sword special 		4.1%
Heavy Knight
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Heavy Knight 		13.9%
Only Got One Stone
Kill 2 enemies with a single swing of the two-handed sword 		5.7%
Crusader
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the two-handed sword 		3.5%
Arr, A Little Help Over Here
Shield me brothers!
3.5%
Axed By The Arc
Kill an enemy with a throwing axe from 60ft 		7.0%
Well Rounded
As a Huscarl, kill with each of your weapons in a single life 		6.2%
I'll Be Blunt
Kill an enemy using the blunt end of the Huscarl's axe 		12.6%
Do The Hot Sauce
Kill 2 enemies with a single shield dash special 		5.0%
Huscarl
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Huscarl 		12.0%
Kills First, Aim Second
Use your shield dash special as you fall to your death
4.1%
Equal Opportunity Eviscerator
Kill a pirate and knight enemy with a single swing of the two-handed axe 		3.7%
Belle Of The Ball
Don't drop the soap 		4.3%
Axes Of Evil
Kill 100 enemies using your thrown axes 		3.5%
House Of Wolves
Assist 100 kills with throwing axes 		1.5%
Woodsman
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your throwing axes 		3.4%
Part O' The Crew
Joined the PVKII Official Game Group 		5.0%
My House!
Stay in a chest zone for 1 minute when team has winning ticket count of 10 or under 		2.0%
I Get A Kick Out Of You
Kill 100 enemies by kicking them into hazards 		2.3%
Kick Up A Fuss
Kill 10 enemies by kicking them into hazards 		2.9%
Golden Ball
Kick a rolling player 10 times
2.4%
Mighty Foot Engaged
Kill an enemy with a kick 		3.9%
Foot Hand Eye Coordination
Kick a player then kill them with a range weapon while still mid-air 		2.9%
He Did It To Me!
Kick someone into a hazard after being kicked a second before 		2.3%
Assigir's Challenge
Kill each class on the enemy teams at least once in a row 		2.3%
This Is Sparta!
Cause someone to fall to their death by kicking them 		7.4%
Hey, That's Mine!
Kill an enemy that is carrying a chest 		19.1%
My Precious!
Kill 50 enemies that are carrying a chest 		3.9%
From Davy Jones' Locker
Kill 5 enemies after you have already been slain 		8.4%
Biting The Hand That Feeds
Kill 10 Developers and/or Testers 		4.3%
Ungrateful
Kill a Developer or Tester 		9.2%
My Sword Skills Are Highly Venerated
Kill 1000 enemies in hand to hand combat 		4.7%
I Have Never Lost A Melee
Kill 200 enemies in hand to hand combat 		8.3%
Swinger
Kill 25 enemies in hand to hand combat 		23.0%
Melee God
Kill 5000 enemies in hand to hand combat 		3.7%
Enemy Of PETA
Kill 1000 enemy parrots 		3.7%
Parrot Murderer
Kill 100 enemy parrots 		6.1%
Parrot Killer
Kill 5 enemy parrots 		28.9%
Keep The Distance
Kill 1000 enemies with a ranged weapon 		4.0%
Know How To Aim
Kill 200 enemies with a ranged weapon 		6.0%
Shooter
Kill 25 enemies with a ranged weapon 		16.0%
Ranged Whore
Kill 5000 enemies with a ranged weapon 		3.5%
Some Friend You Are
Kill 15 enemies you are steam friends with 		9.8%
Dr. Kevorkian
Cause 100 assisted suicides 		4.2%
Oops, Did That Hurt?
Cause an assisted suicide 		30.8%
A Chest To Die For
Kill an enemy by tossing a chest at them 		5.2%
Anger Management
Kill a Berserker while he is Berserked 		19.5%
For King And Country!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Knight 		3.4%
Knights Of Ni!
Gain 1000 Points as a Knight 		4.5%
The Last Supper
Die shortly after picking up a food pickup
30.3%
Final Strike
Get the final kill in a round of Last Team Standing (12+ Players) 		9.9%
First Blood
Get the first kill in a round of Last Team Standing 		25.7%
Grave Robber
Win 3 rounds in a row on Gravedanger (12+ Players) 		3.8%
Half Measure
Wipe out 4 players by yourself on LTS in one round (12+ Players) 		2.1%
Full Measure
Wipe out 8 players by yourself on LTS in one round (12+ Players) 		1.6%
The Governator
Win 3 rounds in a row on Town (12+ Players) 		3.8%
Grim Reaper
Kill 10 enemies in a single life as the Man-at-Arms 		2.6%
French Kiss
Headshot 50 enemies with the crossbow 		2.4%
Le Lapin Sauté
As MaA, kill 100 players whilst jumping in the air 		2.2%
The One Who Knocks
Stun 100 enemies with the buckler 		2.4%
Feel My Shaft Within
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your halberd 		2.4%
Parisian Harvest
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using your halberd 		2.3%
Sacre Blur!
Kill an enemy while blinded 		2.7%
Variété
As a Man-at-Arms, kill with each of your weapons in a single life 		2.8%
Meat Tenderizer
Kill 100 enemies using your mace 		2.4%
Macetro
Kill 4 enemies in a single life with your mace and buckler 		2.5%
Monsieur Limbhurt
Kill 3 enemies with the halberd while pushing up daisies 		3.3%
Omlette Au Perroquet
As Man-at-Arms, bash 10 parrots with your buckler 		2.3%
Man-at-Arms
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Man-at-Arms 		6.0%
Mind Your Own Business
Kill 2 enemies with a single fart special 		2.6%
Doeth Thou Scoff Verily?
Directly taunt every enemy class as Man-at-Arms 		2.4%
French Submarine
As a Man-at-Arms, kill 50 enemies while swimming 		2.2%
Garderobes
Oh, wee wee! 		2.4%
Frenchy Wenchy
As a Man-at-Arms, kill 3 players with your crossbow in a single round 		2.8%
Parlor Tricks
Perform 25 perfect parries against your enemies
5.7%
Lord Of The Grove
Capture all chests in Pinegrove before the other teams capture any (12+ Players) 		2.1%
Tree Hugger
Capture a neutral chest first before anyone else in Pinegrove 		3.1%
Seven Years In The Making
Win 7 rounds in Pinegrove 		2.2%
Swab The Deck, Cabin Boys!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Pirate 		3.4%
I'm A Mighty Pirate!
Gain 1000 Points as a Pirate 		4.6%
Traveler
Play at least one full round on a custom map 		21.2%
In Good Company
Play a full round with at least three Steam Friends on your team 		4.2%
Robyn Hode
Return 200 chests 		2.1%
This Is Why You Can't Have Nice Things
Return 30 chests stolen by the enemy 		6.5%
Taste Of His Own
Cause a Skirmisher to die by kicking/bashing the keg back 		2.1%
Tricky Shot
Kill 5 enemies with ricocheted projectiles 		8.5%
They See Me Rollin'
They hatin'
3.4%
Treaty Of Friendship
Conquer each Sandstorm territory with the help of at least 2 people every time (12+ Players) 		1.9%
Fond Of Sharp Things?
Capture and hold the Weapons Cache for an entire round without losing it once. (12+ Players) 		2.0%
Was The Sun In Your Eyes?
Kill 20 enemies in a te_sandstorm’s sandstorm 		1.9%
Here's Lookin At You Kid
Send 5 enemies to their deaths in the spike pits of Sandstorm 		1.9%
Less Is Moorish
Win a round without capturing a third territory in Sandstorm 		2.9%
War Has Changed
Dominate an enemy Archer 		2.3%
Billy The Kid
Kill 3 enemies with the rifle or artisan pistol within 10 seconds 		3.6%
Gunslinger
Kill 5 enemies with your rifle or artisan pistol in a single life 		5.8%
Head Hunter
Perform 50 headshots with the rifle 		3.8%
Ringing Bells
Perform 10 headshots from within 10 ft with the rifle on Heavy Knights 		3.5%
Sniper Elite
Kill an enemy with the rifle from 110ft 		7.3%
Boom, Headshot!
Kill an enemy with a headshot from your rifle 		12.3%
El Lobizon
Kill an enraged berserker with your artisan pistol 		5.3%
Powder Party
Kill 2 enemies with a single rifle special 		4.7%
Age Of Gunpowder
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your artisan pistol 		3.5%
Sharpshooter
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Sharpshooter 		12.5%
Heart Of Gold
Win a round on Island as the Knights without letting the enemy teams capture a chest (12+ Players) 		4.9%
Immaculate Immortals
Win a game of Last Team Standing without losing a single teammate (12+ Players) 		8.5%
Sand Blasted
Win a game playing Sandstorm in under 6 minutes (12+ Players) 		4.4%
Early Bird
Be the first one to capture a territory or booty on your team by yourself as a Skirmisher 		2.6%
Dinah
Fail to realize the usefulness of the cutlass
8.1%
Keg Stand!
Kill 2 enemies with a single keg 		11.8%
Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch
Kill 4 enemies with a single keg 		4.4%
Keg Whore
Kill 500 enemies with the keg 		3.6%
Sword At A Gunfight
Kill 10 enemies with your pistol who have recently damaged you with a melee weapon 		3.9%
Ye Scurvy Dog
Kill an enraged berserker with your pistol 		4.6%
Did I Do That?
Kill 2 enemies with a single cutlass lunge special 		5.6%
Why Did I Bother Lighting That?
Kill an enemy with a tossed keg 		5.8%
Skirmisher
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Skirmisher 		13.5%
Premature Detonation
Kill 2 enemies with a keg by shooting it with the flintlock 		1.6%
Laughing Out Loud
Oho ho ho, that slaps me on the knee!
3.5%
Cross Country
Steal a chest from each team in one life 		6.0%
Stop That!
This is getting far too silly
18.5%
True Secret Of Sword Fighting
Taunt directly 10 enemies you kill with a melee weapon 		3.5%
Sharp Pointy Teeth!
That's no ordinary rabbit!
4.2%
Trapped Mouse
Die in one of the traps in Temple that was triggered by an enemy
9.7%
Mouse Trap
Kill an enemy in Temple using one of the traps 		6.4%
Pitchin' A Tent
They just thought you were happy to see them
6.6%
Keeper's Finders
Capture and hold at least one territory for an entire round on te_tortuga 		1.9%
Feeding Fishies
Win a round in tw_tortuga by getting the last kill with the shark or piranhas 		1.6%
Street Sweeper
Son, I am disappoint
3.4%
Unlimited Power!
Cause 5 enemies to be struck down by lightning in Town 		3.4%
City Merchant
Win a round on Townsquare while your team has control of all chests 		1.8%
Medieval Justice
In Townsquare, kill an enemy with the cage 		1.7%
Tug The War
Raise the cage on Townsquare for your team and have your team capture all of the chests at the start of the round 		1.6%
Superior Messiah
Kill an enemy Trinket carrier whilst holding yours 		15.6%
I Be Unstoppable!
Kill 50 enemies whilst holding your team's Trinket 		4.6%
So, Come Take A Drink...
Whilst carrying a Trinket, heal 10,000 points of life to nearby teammates 		3.6%
The Chosen One
Start with the Trinket and end with the Trinket without dropping or passing it (12+ players) 		3.8%
Mine's Better
Kill both enemy Trinket carriers within 10 seconds 		5.8%
One Man Army
Kill 15 enemies carrying a Trinket 		6.6%
Sharing Is Caring
Pass the Trinket to a teammate 10 times when on low health 		3.5%
By Odin's Beard!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Viking 		3.4%
Valhal Awaits Me!
Gain 1000 Points as a Viking 		4.5%