Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
NERD!
Find all trophies in Space.
2016-06-28 21:41:00 1.3%
Gather $1000000
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
2016-06-28 19:03:50 1.8%
Wow is that a limited edition?
Find 20 trophies.
2016-06-28 18:35:31 1.4%
Bacon marauder
Shoot down 30 police ships.
2016-06-28 18:13:12 1.3%
Miner inconvenience
Destroy 100 asteroids.
2016-06-28 17:52:38 1.3%
Be not afreight
Destroy all freighters.
2016-06-27 19:12:11 1.3%
Ruler of the seven skies
Blow up all pirate ships.
2016-06-27 18:55:48 1.3%
splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Visit the badehaus.
2016-06-27 18:24:35 1.5%
My little brony
Find all the pony horses.
2016-06-27 18:01:54 1.5%
Ready for the grill
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
2016-06-27 17:25:58 1.5%
The world is your canvas
Tag 10 walls.
2016-06-26 10:47:33 1.6%
Sweet collection!
Find 10 trophies.
2016-06-26 10:17:48 1.7%
Use the sword, goat
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
2016-06-26 08:27:32 1.6%
Testaholic
Complete test chambers.
2016-06-26 08:04:53 1.8%
Fund this!
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
2016-06-26 07:46:22 2.1%
Captain industry
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
2016-06-25 11:38:05 1.6%
It's working... IT'S WORKING!
Run wild with the podracer.
2016-06-25 11:14:43 2.8%
Spend money to make money
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
2016-06-25 09:33:25 1.5%
The puke machine
Complete centrifuge event.
2016-06-25 09:11:27 2.6%
What came first? The alien or the egg?
Headbutt all alien eggs.
2016-06-25 08:48:07 1.4%
That's Fedorable
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
2016-06-24 20:42:08 1.4%
The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
2016-02-14 09:40:30 1.8%
Fifty Shades of NPC
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
2016-02-14 09:27:38 1.5%
Dastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
2016-02-14 09:20:32 1.5%
Rocket League
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
2016-02-14 09:12:15 1.7%
What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
2016-02-14 08:55:25 1.7%
Plentiful masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once.
2016-02-14 08:49:51 1.5%
Goatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
2016-02-13 11:14:54 1.6%
Camel Cavalry
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
2016-02-13 10:56:51 1.5%
Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
2016-02-13 10:33:49 2.1%
Bounce it!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
2016-02-13 10:18:23 1.9%
You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
2016-02-13 10:13:35 1.5%
Goat Theft Auto
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
2016-02-13 10:06:11 1.9%
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
A Trip to the Moon.
2016-02-10 21:42:44 2.5%
Retirement
Just finish that one LAST job.
2016-02-10 21:42:43 2.6%
The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
2016-02-10 21:37:19 1.6%
Suppress the Suppressor
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
2016-02-10 21:07:57 1.7%
Goatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
2016-02-10 20:35:13 1.7%
The Cow Whisperer
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
2016-02-10 20:22:33 2.5%
I am Bread
Are you bread?
2015-11-12 16:55:17 4.2%
Hoarder
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
2015-06-24 18:22:50 1.6%
Survivalist
Craft all items in one game
2015-06-24 17:17:53 1.6%
The goa'th amendment
Craft all the weapons in one game
2015-06-23 19:17:59 5.6%
A new challenger has appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
2015-06-23 18:56:17 1.6%
Shattered dreams
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
2015-06-23 17:13:46 1.6%
Goat from above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
2015-06-22 21:11:23 1.9%
Survive for your life
Survive 10 days
2015-06-22 19:45:30 2.2%
Don't starve
Eat 50 food items in one game
2015-06-22 18:32:34 1.9%
Big in japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
2015-06-22 16:27:14 1.9%
Warm bath
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
2015-06-22 15:30:01 1.7%
Hang tight
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
2015-06-21 12:03:11 2.2%
I Am Goat
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
2015-06-20 14:48:49 1.8%
Look at it go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
2015-06-20 14:35:55 2.2%
Masterchef
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
2015-06-20 13:11:18 2.8%
Zombie slayer
Kill 20 zombies in one game
2015-06-20 10:04:53 2.9%
Too much fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
2015-06-20 09:21:59 3.3%
The Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
2015-01-17 19:12:50 3.2%
Better than Warlords of Dredmor
Reach level 101
2015-01-11 10:42:57 2.4%
Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
2015-01-06 16:28:13 2.0%
The Icelandic Experience
It never erupts when you want it to.
2015-01-05 17:15:53 3.9%
An Unnecessary Journey
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
2015-01-04 17:05:58 2.4%
Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
2015-01-04 14:46:22 3.3%
Steal the show
Do a card trick at the magician
2015-01-04 14:38:57 3.2%
Voluntary QA
Trash the server room
2015-01-04 14:22:37 4.3%
Gravity Goat
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
2015-01-04 13:51:57 4.9%
ExcaliGoat
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
2015-01-03 20:12:33 4.2%
Wheel Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
2015-01-03 12:27:39 4.9%
One man, two shots and a religion
Inflate that guy's knee
2015-01-03 11:11:23 8.3%
Old Goat
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
2015-01-03 10:57:04 8.2%
Butthurt
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
2015-01-03 10:33:17 20.6%
Elfstreet Boys
Baa with the choir
2015-01-02 18:31:33 3.8%
Sällskapsresan
Visit all zones on the MMO level
2015-01-02 18:23:16 5.2%
Not again...
Get deviously trapped again
2015-01-02 17:02:37 5.7%
Boat ride
Enjoy your trip
2015-01-02 16:17:23 10.5%
Malleus Maleficarum
Burn them!
2015-01-02 16:07:05 12.0%
Jörgen
Jörgen.
2015-01-02 12:21:24 7.4%
SteamWorld Goat
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
2015-01-01 19:32:05 2.5%
Hat Simulator
Buy all hats
2015-01-01 14:57:34 3.1%
Is that a goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
2015-01-01 14:47:37 3.5%
One Ball
Ride a bike for 60 sec
2015-01-01 14:24:23 4.0%
Neckbeard
Smell and look like one
2015-01-01 12:59:20 3.0%
Columbian Sugar Lord
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
2014-12-31 20:39:14 3.5%
I freaking love goats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
2014-12-31 19:04:45 2.8%
Don't Panic
srsly
2014-12-31 18:36:41 5.5%
Flip-Kick
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
2014-12-31 17:05:28 3.9%
Vegas, baby!
Hit The jackpot.
2014-12-31 16:06:16 7.8%
The Savage
Paint with all the colors of the wind
2014-12-31 15:53:44 7.1%
Valkyrie
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
2014-12-30 17:46:32 4.3%
A Story about my elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
2014-12-30 17:35:14 16.5%
Powerhoof SMASH
Kick a person into a car
2014-12-30 17:29:27 4.7%
Goatta catch 'em all!
How do you catch goats?
2014-12-30 11:26:43 2.9%
I can't believe that worked
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
2014-12-30 11:23:11 13.7%
Builder Goat
Find all the blocks
2014-12-30 11:12:02 4.1%
Ling Ling into battle go
Fight the turtles
2014-12-29 21:28:14 25.5%
Goats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert
2014-12-29 21:07:32 37.4%
GoatBuilt
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
2014-12-29 16:58:29 7.1%
Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
2014-12-29 15:43:39 4.5%
The mage's favourite
Burn people from afar
2014-12-27 11:48:35 8.7%
Try Hard
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
2014-12-27 11:30:42 4.7%
Mattress Madness
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
2014-12-26 23:01:16 5.0%
Mile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider.
2014-12-23 21:11:59 9.3%
Tony Goat
Finish all manual quests
2014-12-23 21:03:51 4.5%
Rymdskepp i Rymden
Travel to space!
2014-12-20 20:23:25 18.6%
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
2014-12-20 15:52:16 5.6%
Goat of the hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
2014-12-20 15:31:38 11.9%
BFF
Lick a friend
2014-12-06 14:24:26 2.0%
Dodge This
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
2014-11-22 15:41:21 11.5%
Devil Goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
2014-11-22 14:57:44 35.0%
Involuntary QA
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
2014-11-22 14:39:37 23.0%
Mermaid Goat
Unlock the mermaid mutator
2014-11-21 00:14:54 5.2%
Jousting Goat
Unlock the jousting mutator
2014-11-20 23:59:11 16.8%
Steve's Quest
Give Steve Works the apples
2014-11-20 23:49:41 19.6%
Cardio kills your gains
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
2014-11-14 11:50:29 17.1%
A story about my goat
I'm sorry about my goat
2014-11-14 11:10:54 29.4%
Disgusting
Why did you step in that? Yuck
2014-11-13 23:40:00 26.9%
Stand by for Goatfall
Finish all wallrun quest
2014-09-28 12:40:03 52.0%
Demogoat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
2014-09-28 12:36:55 50.4%
Goat Queen
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
2014-07-10 21:35:52 50.9%
What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge
2014-06-29 13:59:45 48.1%
Maximum MLG Big Plays
Knock a bucket into a person
2014-06-29 13:37:45 36.2%
Pedestrian
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
2014-06-28 08:44:33 30.3%
Alexander Goatstafsson
Win the title bout!
2014-06-28 08:37:50 49.0%
Here's Johnny!
Wield an axe with your tongue
2014-06-27 21:44:59 17.1%
LOEK master
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
2014-06-27 21:40:37 41.5%
FINALLY
Become the master of the goat tower.
2014-06-27 21:36:15 55.8%
Boulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
2014-06-27 20:50:30 33.0%
Angel Goat
Do no evil.
2014-06-27 20:40:55 53.8%