| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Beat Level 1
You Managed to Beat The Easiest Level |
77.5% | |||
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Beat Level 10
Your Progress Stats are Overwhelmingly Disappointing |
8.9% | |||
|
Beat Level 11
We'd Rather Be Transferred into a Potato Than Watch You Play |
8.9% | |||
|
Beat Level 12
Pride and Accomplishment, No DLC Required |
8.4% | |||
|
Beat Level 2
Slowly Proving That You're Not Terrible |
54.4% | |||
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Beat Level 3
*Insert Inspirational Message* |
31.4% | |||
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Beat Level 4
You're Getting Better...Slowly |
21.3% | |||
|
Beat Level 5
You Almost Deserve a Medal...Almost |
16.8% | |||
|
Beat Level 6
Okay, We Get It |
12.3% | |||
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Beat Level 7
If Only You Could Do This Well at Life |
10.6% | |||
|
Beat Level 8
Better Aim Than a Storm Trooper |
10.1% | |||
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Beat Level 9
*Slow Clap* |
9.5% | |||
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Unlock Blue
|
21.3% | |||
|
Open The Game
Good Luck! |
95.5% | |||
|
Unlock Orange
|
77.5% | |||
|
Unlock Pink
|
10.6% | |||
|
Unlock White
|
31.4% | |||
|
Died
Well, at Least This isn't Real Life... |
85.3% | |||
|
Won The Game
Congratulations on Beating the Game! |
8.4% |