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Please hang up and try again
Be mildly annoyed by a dropped connection or a 2AM SERVER REBOOT FUN TIME.
2018-03-11 18:31:44 5.4%
/credits
Pretend to read the credits.
3.7%
Be the Developer
Write an MMO by yourself for thirteen years.
3.6%
Dragon Builder
Finish all of Draco's quests.
6.7%
Placer of Blocks
Complete Draco's first quest: place five blocks.
21.6%
Not forever alone
Be popular and admired.
3.6%
Game Over
You lose at MMO.
35.2%
Hoarder
Compulsively collect newspapers from 1995, because you might need them later for reasons.
4.2%
Reach Level 2
Woo!
22.3%
Reach Level 3
Woo!!
10.8%
Reach Level 4
WOOOOO!!!!
4.2%
Reach Level 5
Jeez, calm down. That's enough levels already. Now go outside and really live your life. Visit a new place! Learn a new language! Talk to a stranger! Write a novel! Or don't, I'm just an achievement.
3.5%
Options Hero
Spend fifteen minutes in the options screen.
3.5%
When you are Potato, anything is possible!
Become potato for great glory of national party!
7.4%
Reward Finder
Find one reward block.
17.3%
Reward Searcher
Find fifteen reward blocks.
3.7%
Reward Hunter
Find thirty reward blocks.
3.4%
Reward Scavenger
Find five reward blocks.
5.0%
Reward... who am I kidding, no one will ever get this one
Find EVERY reward block on /rewardblocks (Primary server only!)
3.3%
Trade
Complete a trade with another player.
3.8%
You should probably get tested
After getting stabbed by someone with this achievement.
4.4%
Important Wiki Edits
Write fanfiction that involves a crossover between citizens of your town and an obscure 1960's sci-fi television drama.
4.0%
Model Citizen
Join a town.
4.0%
Braiiiiins
Get infected with Zombieism (note, you can't get this from the shop -- you have to be bitten by another player).
3.3%