Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
2015-03-27 19:04:34 2.8%
Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
2015-03-27 19:04:32 6.2%
Outpatient
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
2015-03-27 18:15:26
12.7%
Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.
2015-03-27 16:15:49 3.1%
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
2015-03-27 15:55:01 48.8%
Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
2015-03-25 20:13:27 2.6%
Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
2015-03-25 19:55:58
36.5%
Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
2015-03-19 16:11:27
36.8%
Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
2015-03-19 15:50:37 7.4%
Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.
2015-03-19 15:41:28 31.4%
Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times.
2015-03-19 15:35:08 9.6%
Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.
2015-03-19 15:30:39 45.4%
Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
2015-03-19 15:23:52 3.8%
Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
2015-03-19 15:08:06
49.0%
For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.
2015-03-19 15:08:05 7.7%
Two Girls, One Stick
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
2015-03-19 15:06:53
3.2%
Face Hoff
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
2015-03-19 15:06:53
5.0%
Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
2015-03-18 20:15:54 35.9%
Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
2015-03-18 20:10:40
8.4%
Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
2015-03-18 19:40:04 23.2%
Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
2015-03-18 19:27:51 9.8%
Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.
2015-03-18 18:58:27 41.9%
Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
2015-03-18 18:43:01
13.1%
Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
2015-03-18 13:57:13 48.3%
Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
2015-03-18 13:40:45 10.8%
More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
2015-03-18 13:33:09 47.6%
Perverted
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
2015-03-17 18:37:40
7.9%
KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
2015-03-16 21:00:04
31.8%
Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
2015-03-16 20:20:04
59.4%
Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
2015-03-16 20:15:55 23.7%
Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
2015-03-16 19:49:13 30.5%
First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.
2015-03-16 19:15:09 66.8%
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
2015-03-16 19:13:20 66.5%
Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
2015-03-16 18:45:18 64.3%
New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.
2015-03-15 19:37:03 69.7%
Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
2015-03-15 19:35:07 46.4%
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
2015-03-15 19:29:03 15.6%
Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
2015-03-15 19:28:15 52.4%
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
2015-03-15 19:13:58 71.2%
Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
2015-03-15 19:01:07 12.3%
Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
2015-03-15 17:54:06 73.1%
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
2015-03-15 17:50:46 6.2%
Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
2015-03-15 17:25:24 17.2%
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
2015-03-15 10:14:37 72.4%
Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
2015-03-15 09:20:23 46.4%
Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
12.2%
You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
7.8%
Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes.
2.7%
No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
3.8%
Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
2.5%