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"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..."
Talk to Glottis about cravings.
2015-09-07 13:04:30
24.9%
"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."
Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.
2015-09-07 12:59:08
62.8%
"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?"
Visit with Maximino.
19.2%
"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!"
Try to intimidate the pigeons.
14.0%
"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..."
Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.
21.7%
"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!"
Chant with the bees.
4.8%
The Right Way
Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.
3.6%
"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..."
Hold to your commitments.
16.8%
*sniff* *sniff*
Make the angelitos cry.
20.6%
"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."
Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
45.3%
"Save your breath..."
Try to explain to Meche.
18.6%
"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."
Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
32.4%
"Stop showing off for the girl!"
Try to beat Domino in a fair fight.
4.9%
"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?"
Get Domino to explain the racket to you.
19.4%
Year 4
Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.
18.5%
"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."
See Bruno on his way.
19.5%
"Manny, we've given up. All of us."
Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.
25.9%
"Happy trails, Captain."
See Chepito on his way.
17.8%
"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"
Try to convince Verago to help you out.
26.2%
"Consider it an homage."
Have Olivia recite one of your poems.
16.8%
"I wasn't always this color!"
Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.
20.6%
"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"
Crack a joke.
5.5%
"Well, maybe just a sip..."
Sample the Marillo de Oro.
28.1%
"...so large"
Meet the mechanics.
13.2%
"It shone, pale as bone..."
Look at the moon.
11.7%
"Precisamente, amigo."
Learn of a nefarious plot.
43.0%
"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"
Talk to Glottis about leaving.
30.6%
"Join or Die! Again!"
Receive a message from Eva.
43.5%
Year 1
Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
32.8%
"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"
Ask Lupe about her organizational system.
31.5%
"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."
Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.
29.5%
"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work."
Try to guess Domino's password a few times.
19.2%
"Lousy bony fingers!"
Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
61.4%
"We only have one mop."
Check your job qualifications with Celso.
32.3%
"Manuel! Is everything okay?"
Play with the radio.
16.2%
"Oh, Lola..."
Revisit the place where you left Lola.
14.5%
"Oh Rusty Anchor"
Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.
4.8%
"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it."
Scare the living a few times.
30.7%
Year 3
Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.
19.8%
"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!"
Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.
14.0%
"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!"
Ask Glottis about the tree farm.
27.3%
"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"
Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
48.3%
Year 2
Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.
23.0%
"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..."
Listen to Carla's whole story.
10.7%
"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"
Use the hole punch.
44.8%
"We're straight stingers, you know?"
Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.
27.4%
"IT'S A BUST-ALL!"
Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.
18.8%