Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
2018-11-24 19:03:35 2.5%
Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes.
2018-11-24 19:03:34 2.7%
You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
2018-11-24 18:58:36 7.8%
More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
2018-11-24 18:35:38 2.7%
Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
2018-11-24 17:36:17 7.4%
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
2018-11-24 17:35:46 48.9%
Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
2018-11-24 17:23:22 3.8%
Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
2018-11-24 17:14:36 6.2%
Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
2018-11-24 17:04:18 23.2%
Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.
2018-11-24 16:48:09 31.4%
Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.
2018-11-24 16:47:31 45.4%
Two Girls, One Stick
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
2018-11-24 16:42:38
3.1%
Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
2018-11-24 16:23:40
49.1%
No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
2018-11-24 16:23:39 3.8%
For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.
2018-11-24 16:23:39 7.7%
Outpatient
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
2018-11-24 16:22:47
12.7%
Face Hoff
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
2018-11-24 16:22:46
5.0%
Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
2018-11-24 15:41:09 35.9%
Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
2018-11-24 15:35:44
8.4%
Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.
2018-11-24 14:55:01 3.1%
Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
2018-11-24 14:11:28 9.8%
Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
2018-11-24 12:18:54
13.1%
Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
2018-11-24 11:31:42 10.8%
Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.
2018-11-24 05:59:42 41.9%
Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
2018-11-24 05:51:11 2.5%
Perverted
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
2018-11-24 05:49:40
7.9%
Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
2018-11-24 05:06:45
36.5%
KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
2018-11-24 05:02:22
31.8%
Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
2018-11-24 04:39:02 12.2%
More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
2018-11-24 03:57:19 47.7%
Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
2018-11-24 03:57:19
59.5%
Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
2018-11-24 02:33:42 48.3%
Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
2018-11-24 02:33:34 30.5%
First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.
2018-11-23 08:01:47 66.8%
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
2018-11-23 07:32:19 71.2%
New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.
2018-11-23 07:22:47 69.7%
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
2018-11-23 06:53:37 66.5%
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
2018-11-23 06:42:33 15.6%
Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
2018-11-23 06:13:58 12.3%
Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
2018-11-23 05:36:13 64.4%
Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
2018-11-19 15:22:46 46.5%
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
2018-11-19 14:54:16 72.4%
Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
2018-11-19 14:20:16 17.2%
Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
2018-11-08 13:37:01 52.5%
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
2018-11-08 13:13:24 6.1%
Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
2018-11-07 12:11:37 73.1%
Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times.
2018-11-07 12:03:22 9.6%
Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
2018-11-07 11:49:58 23.7%
Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
2018-11-06 12:57:01 46.4%
Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
2018-11-06 12:19:18
36.8%