Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
French Fika
Lick the croissant 		2024-02-21 08:16:01 8.6%
Who Baywatches the Baywatch?
Run on the beach in slow motion 		2024-02-21 07:54:57 10.3%
Streaking
Run naked on the football field 		2024-02-21 07:49:42 3.9%
Raider of the Lost Parking Garage
Find the perfectly round boulder 		2024-02-21 06:26:04 21.1%
Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation
2024-02-21 05:52:55
14.5%
Where is it?
Find That clown 		2024-02-21 05:45:18 15.1%
Certified Fresh
Find all movie tapes 		2024-02-21 05:39:36 2.9%
Real Buoy
Make like Pinocchio and get eaten! 		2024-02-21 04:28:35 25.4%
Don't touch the servers
2024-02-21 03:36:37
19.7%
New Goat Order
2024-02-21 03:15:17
21.0%
Into the Matrix
2024-02-21 02:53:53
32.0%
Shadow Syndicate
2024-02-21 02:27:30
27.6%
Egg Simulator
Become an Egg 		2024-02-21 02:13:06 32.4%
Secret Society
2024-02-19 15:45:21
34.4%
Welcome to Earth
2024-02-19 14:11:58
19.1%
Synchronization Complete
Synchronize with all the Goat Towers 		2024-02-19 14:08:36 39.7%
Goat Queen
Become Queen of all the goats 		2024-02-19 13:55:18 42.4%
Covert Consortium
2024-02-19 13:55:00
43.9%
San Angora: Become Human
2024-02-19 12:52:58
18.4%
Rogue Guild
2024-02-19 12:39:33
54.9%
Private Club
2024-02-19 12:37:54
65.3%
Forgotten Sorority
2024-02-19 11:24:46
91.3%
Reach the Stratosphere
Get flung out of the map 		2024-02-19 11:18:15 57.6%
What a Waste of Money
2024-02-19 11:13:32
25.6%
I Watched the Intro
2024-02-19 11:10:34
65.8%
Car Cave
10.3%
401(K.O.)
Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down 		16.5%
Try Hard 2
Find all Trinkets 		2.2%
G.O.A.T.
Unlock all the achievements 		1.7%
Cannibanana
4.3%
Club Mohair
8.2%
You Trusted Your Instincts
Complete all Instincts 		2.1%
Black Market
11.2%
Nasty!
5.6%
Crocsquatch
Give Big Foot some shoes 		3.7%
Daredevil
Jump off all Ramps 		2.9%
[REDACTED]
Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur 		6.3%
Move! That! Bus!
2.5%
A Center for Ants?
8.8%