Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
It's only wafer-thin
Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
2023-05-17 09:27:44 14.0%
Bright side of the Moon
Have 700 prisms.
2023-05-17 09:09:31 10.1%
A beautiful mind
Have 550 cortex bakers.
2023-05-16 23:38:35 11.9%
Blowing an Apollonian gasket
Have 650 fractal engines.
2023-05-15 23:11:41 12.7%
Make my day
Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
2023-05-15 22:30:26 14.1%
Buy buy buy
Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
2023-05-15 22:29:54 12.5%
Initial public offering
Make your first stock market profit.
2023-05-13 20:43:17 34.7%
Quincentennial
Have at least 500 of everything.
2023-05-13 20:22:13 16.4%
Didn't make sense not to live
Have 500 You.
2023-05-13 20:22:10 12.1%
Pyramid scheme
Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
2023-05-13 18:51:22 11.3%
And on and on
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
2023-05-13 18:35:37 14.7%
No more room in hell
Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
2023-05-13 18:18:22 13.6%
Not 20 years away forever
Have 700 antimatter condensers.
2023-05-12 05:29:04 11.7%
Duck typing
Have 600 javascript consoles.
2023-05-11 21:50:22 16.0%
Never tell me the odds
Have 650 chancemakers.
2023-05-10 17:48:03 14.2%
Absolutely stuffed
Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
2023-05-10 17:47:16 18.3%
All on deck
Have 900 cursors.
2023-05-10 03:42:18 15.4%
Everywhere at once
Have 550 idleverses.
2023-05-10 03:33:23 17.0%
In her likeness
Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
2023-05-10 03:25:41 8.2%
True Neverclick
Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
2023-05-10 01:41:05
12.6%
Neverclick
Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
2023-05-10 01:41:05 14.9%
Hardcore
Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
2023-05-09 19:43:21 11.2%
I only meant to stay a while
Have 700 time machines.
2023-05-09 01:11:27 13.6%
Enlightenment
Have 650 prisms.
2023-05-09 00:31:13 16.3%
I am speed
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
2023-05-09 00:06:57 17.7%
Looking kind of dumb
Have 500 cortex bakers.
2023-05-09 00:05:57 18.5%
Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore
Have 700 portals.
2023-05-09 00:05:42 15.7%
Large and in charge
Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
2023-05-09 00:05:41 20.8%
Know thyself
Have 450 You.
2023-05-08 23:54:27 17.5%
Grandmapocalypse
Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
2023-05-08 23:51:31 25.1%
Wrath cookie
Click a wrath cookie.
2023-05-08 23:36:23 25.8%
If at first you don't succeed
Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
2023-05-08 23:07:21 24.0%
What's the dark matter with you
Have 650 antimatter condensers.
2023-05-08 23:05:46 18.3%
In and of itself
Have 600 fractal engines.
2023-05-08 22:49:40 21.1%
Sugar, spice, and everything nice
Have 700 alchemy labs.
2023-05-08 22:47:00 17.9%
Signed, sealed, delivered
Have 700 shipments.
2023-05-08 22:27:24 19.9%
You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-
Have 700 wizard towers.
2023-05-08 22:27:09 21.4%
The leader is good, the leader is great
Have 700 temples.
2023-05-08 22:26:53 22.6%
Getting that bag
Have 700 banks.
2023-05-08 22:26:46 23.4%
Army of me
Have 400 You.
2023-05-08 22:20:37 22.9%
Strength in numbers
Have 350 You.
2023-05-08 22:20:37 24.3%
Overcrowding
Have 300 You.
2023-05-08 22:20:36 25.5%
Life finds a way
Have 250 You.
2023-05-08 22:20:35 25.9%
That's all you
Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
2023-05-08 22:20:35 25.1%
Copy that
Have 200 You.
2023-05-08 22:20:32 26.2%
Episode II
Have 150 You.
2023-05-08 22:20:32 26.4%
Self-made
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
2023-05-08 22:20:30 26.7%
Reproducible results
Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
2023-05-08 22:20:30 26.2%
Born for this job
Have 100 You.
2023-05-08 22:20:29 26.6%
My own clone
Have 1 You.
2023-05-08 22:20:29 27.3%
Multiplicity
Have 50 You.
2023-05-08 22:20:29 26.8%
But I didn't say stop, did I?
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
2023-05-08 22:17:39 24.8%
With unrivaled fervor
Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
2023-05-08 22:17:39 22.1%
Cookie Clicker
Unlock the final building.
2023-05-08 22:15:59 27.5%
What's not clicking
Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
2023-05-08 22:15:54 26.4%
Bots build bots
Have 700 factories.
2023-05-08 22:15:54 24.0%
Dirt-rich
Have 700 mines.
2023-05-08 22:15:54 24.5%
Au naturel
Have 700 farms.
2023-05-08 22:15:54 25.0%
And now you're even older
Have 700 grandmas.
2023-05-08 22:15:54 25.5%
Full warehouses
Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
2023-05-08 00:56:35 13.0%
Curly braces
Have 550 javascript consoles.
2023-05-08 00:46:25 21.4%
Reindeer sleigher
Pop 200 reindeer.
2023-05-07 22:32:19 17.8%
Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.
Have 600 chancemakers.
2023-05-06 23:42:13 23.1%
Moistburster
Burst 200 wrinklers.
2023-05-06 22:58:14 24.5%
But the future refused to change
Have 650 time machines.
2023-05-06 21:28:39 20.5%
Horn of plenty
Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
2023-05-06 21:28:00 25.6%
Eldeer
Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
2023-05-06 00:06:51 15.7%
Spooky cookies
Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
2023-05-05 17:06:12 23.0%
Beyond quality
Purchase 600 upgrades.
2023-05-05 17:06:02 21.4%
Wrinklesquisher
Burst 50 wrinklers.
2023-05-05 17:06:02 35.7%
Swiss cheese
Have 650 portals.
2023-05-05 13:43:54 22.6%
Quadricentennial and a half
Have at least 450 of everything.
2023-05-05 13:43:47 23.5%
Away from this place
Have 500 idleverses.
2023-05-05 13:43:46 24.7%
Though fools seldom differ
Have 450 cortex bakers.
2023-05-05 13:43:42 23.9%
O Fortuna
Own every fortune upgrade.
2023-05-05 13:43:42 15.3%
Not enough of a good thing
Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
2023-05-05 03:21:40 27.3%
Making light of the situation
Have 600 prisms.
2023-05-05 02:42:29 25.2%
Tautological
Have 550 fractal engines.
2023-05-05 02:03:15 26.1%
Keep going until I say stop
Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
2023-05-05 00:10:04 28.3%
Nuclear throne
Have 600 antimatter condensers.
2023-05-04 23:43:46 26.9%
Metallic taste
Have 650 alchemy labs.
2023-05-04 21:49:53 24.4%
Smurf account
Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
2023-05-04 05:55:34 28.8%
Taking the back streets
Have 500 javascript consoles.
2023-05-04 05:38:20 28.2%
Tempting fate
Have 550 chancemakers.
2023-05-04 05:38:09 27.4%
A sometimes food
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
2023-05-04 05:36:21 30.0%
Back already?
Have 600 time machines.
2023-05-04 05:31:15 28.5%
You are inevitable
Have 450 idleverses.
2023-05-04 05:30:30 28.9%
The devil's workshop
Have 800 cursors.
2023-05-04 05:02:59 29.9%
More you say?
Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
2023-05-04 04:58:03 29.6%
All the stars in heaven
Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
2023-05-04 04:17:53 26.9%
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Cast 9 spells.
2023-05-04 04:15:43 48.7%
Lovely cookies
Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
2023-05-04 04:09:09 33.1%
Hide & seek champion
Unlock all the eggs.
2023-05-04 04:08:14 22.1%
False vacuum
Have 650 shipments.
2023-05-04 04:02:17 25.9%
A light snack
Have 550 prisms.
2023-05-04 04:02:05 29.0%
I think it's safe to say you've got it made
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
2023-05-04 03:46:34 31.2%
Heavy flow
Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
2023-05-04 03:43:55 30.8%
Leprechaun
Click 777 golden cookies.
2023-05-04 03:34:16 34.2%
Reduced to gibbering heaps
Have 600 portals.
2023-05-04 03:30:07 29.9%
Don't think about it too hard
Have 400 cortex bakers.
2023-05-04 03:14:19 28.2%
Quadricentennial
Have at least 400 of everything.
2023-05-04 03:14:19 31.2%
Particular tastes
Have 550 antimatter condensers.
2023-05-04 02:47:56 30.2%
Shosple Colupis
Have 650 wizard towers.
2023-05-04 02:36:05 27.2%
Never get bored
Have 500 fractal engines.
2023-05-04 02:35:24 31.3%
Bad chemistry
Have 600 alchemy labs.
2023-05-04 02:25:35 31.2%
Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere
Have 450 javascript consoles.
2023-05-04 02:19:01 31.6%
You'll never know if you don't go
Have 500 chancemakers.
2023-05-04 02:08:16 32.1%
And I will pray to a big god
Have 650 temples.
2023-05-04 02:06:57 28.2%
Caveman to cosmos
Have 550 time machines.
2023-05-04 02:06:51 31.4%
What did we even eat before these
Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
2023-05-04 02:00:21 31.9%
Speed baking III
Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
2023-05-04 01:19:15
13.0%
Speed baking II
Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
2023-05-04 01:19:14
38.4%
Lazarus
Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
2023-05-04 00:40:26 32.4%
Versatile
Have 400 idleverses.
2023-05-04 00:36:49 33.0%
Is there life on Mars?
Have 600 shipments.
2023-05-04 00:36:44 32.3%
And then what?
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
2023-05-04 00:36:40 33.2%
Financial prodigy
Have 650 banks.
2023-05-04 00:36:37 28.9%
Haven't even begun to peak
Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
2023-05-04 00:36:37 33.0%
Tricentennial and a half
Have at least 350 of everything.
2023-05-04 00:28:40 33.8%
The 10% myth
Have 350 cortex bakers.
2023-05-04 00:28:38 29.7%
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Have 500 prisms.
2023-05-04 00:10:58 33.1%
Don't let me leave, Murph
Have 550 portals.
2023-05-04 00:10:52 32.6%
Feed me, Orteil
Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
2023-05-04 00:10:46 34.0%
Endless cycle
Ascend 1,000 times.
2023-05-03 23:50:03
5.3%
God complex
Name yourself Orteil.
2023-05-01 19:12:33
26.1%
Reincarnation
Ascend 100 times.
2023-05-01 18:08:52 6.6%
Thick-skinned
Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
2023-05-01 14:31:01 26.6%
Magic thinking
Have 600 wizard towers.
2023-05-01 14:24:42 33.4%
I'm so meta, even this achievement
Have 450 fractal engines.
2023-05-01 14:24:22 33.7%
Replaced by robots
Have 650 factories.
2023-05-01 14:22:54 29.5%
Myriad
Own 10,000 buildings.
2023-05-01 14:21:53 30.4%
What a concept
Have 500 antimatter condensers.
2023-05-01 14:21:43 33.9%
Just a phase
Have 550 alchemy labs.
2023-05-01 14:21:21 33.5%
Preaches and cream
Have 600 temples.
2023-05-01 14:17:57 34.3%
Unthinkable
Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
2023-05-01 14:16:13 30.0%
Earth-616
Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
2023-05-01 14:16:03 34.4%
First-class citizen
Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
2023-05-01 14:15:58 34.9%
Fading luck
Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
2023-05-01 14:15:56 60.1%
Jackpot
Have 450 chancemakers.
2023-05-01 14:07:02 34.2%
Don't let the walls cave in on you
Have 650 mines.
2023-05-01 14:05:36 30.0%
The years start coming
Have 500 time machines.
2023-05-01 14:00:58 34.6%
The incredible journey
Have 550 shipments.
2023-05-01 14:00:46 34.2%
It's grown on you
Have 650 farms.
2023-05-01 13:49:05 30.5%
You're #1 so why try harder
Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
2023-05-01 13:49:05 34.6%
Resurrection
Ascend 10 times.
2023-05-01 13:40:04 32.6%
Oh, you're back
Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
2023-05-01 13:40:04 34.5%
The end of the world
Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
2023-05-01 13:40:04 35.8%
Gotta hand it to you
Have 700 cursors.
2023-05-01 13:30:52 35.1%
Higitus figitus migitus mum
Have 550 wizard towers.
2023-05-01 13:29:58 34.9%
That's rich
Have 600 banks.
2023-05-01 13:29:34 35.0%
They moistly come at night
Have 650 grandmas.
2023-05-01 13:29:24 31.1%
Hyperspace expressway
Have 350 idleverses.
2023-05-01 13:29:13 34.9%
Closure
Have 400 javascript consoles.
2023-05-01 13:29:05 34.5%
Optical illusion
Have 450 prisms.
2023-05-01 13:28:51 34.8%
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
Have 500 portals.
2023-05-01 13:28:34 35.3%
Kaizen
Purchase 500 upgrades.
2023-05-01 13:28:25 30.2%
Hungry for more
Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
2023-05-01 12:39:55 35.2%
We must go deeper
Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
2023-05-01 12:02:05 35.6%
For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title
Have 400 fractal engines.
2023-05-01 11:56:46 35.8%
Bake him away, toys
Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
2023-05-01 11:55:57 35.1%
Tricentennial
Have at least 300 of everything.
2023-05-01 11:55:50 36.1%
Mindfulness
Have 300 cortex bakers.
2023-05-01 11:55:48 31.1%
Murphy's wild guess
Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
2023-05-01 09:38:37 35.8%
Inconsolable
Have 350 javascript consoles.
2023-05-01 09:30:18 35.8%
A matter of perspective
Have 450 antimatter condensers.
2023-05-01 09:29:51 35.4%
The wheels of progress
Have 600 factories.
2023-05-01 09:29:36 35.5%
Now the dark days are gone
Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
2023-05-01 09:27:32 36.0%
Just about full
Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
2023-05-01 09:25:42 35.7%
Maybe a chance in hell, actually
Have 400 chancemakers.
2023-05-01 09:24:23 36.1%
We could all use a little change
Have 500 alchemy labs.
2023-05-01 09:22:19 35.7%
Powers of Ten
Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
2023-05-01 09:20:17 36.2%
Living on a prayer
Have 550 temples.
2023-05-01 09:20:12 35.5%
Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way
Have 600 mines.
2023-05-01 09:19:18 35.9%
Déjà vu
Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
2023-05-01 09:18:32 36.3%
Groundhog day
Have 450 time machines.
2023-05-01 09:10:56 35.8%
I've got the Midas touch
Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
2023-05-01 09:09:32 36.4%
Bursting at the seams
Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
2023-05-01 09:08:57 36.4%
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night
Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
2023-05-01 09:07:52 36.5%
Only shooting stars
Have 500 shipments.
2023-05-01 09:07:02 36.1%
Gotta go fast
Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
2023-05-01 09:07:02 35.6%
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere
Have 300 idleverses.
2023-05-01 09:04:44 36.4%
Hypersonic
Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
2023-05-01 08:52:46 36.1%
Humble rebeginnings
Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
2023-05-01 08:44:32 36.6%
Checks out
Have 550 banks.
2023-05-01 08:34:21 36.0%
Bicentennial and a half
Have at least 250 of everything.
2023-05-01 08:33:33 36.9%
A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'
Have 250 cortex bakers.
2023-05-01 08:33:30 31.5%
Which eternal lie
Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
2023-05-01 08:33:28 36.6%
In the green
Have 600 farms.
2023-05-01 08:32:35 36.3%
The meteor men beg to differ
Have 500 wizard towers.
2023-05-01 08:32:13 36.5%
Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear
Have 450 portals.
2023-05-01 08:31:35 36.2%
My eyes
Have 400 prisms.
2023-05-01 08:31:31 36.4%
An example of recursion
Have 350 fractal engines.
2023-05-01 08:31:16 36.6%
Downsizing
Have 400 antimatter condensers.
2023-05-01 08:31:09 36.7%
Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change
Have 450 alchemy labs.
2023-05-01 08:31:07 36.6%
Leisurely pace
Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
2023-05-01 08:30:58 36.4%
Manafest destiny
Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
2023-05-01 08:30:58 36.9%
Frantiquities
Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
2023-05-01 08:30:48 37.2%
Panic! at Nabisco
Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
2023-05-01 08:30:43 36.7%
Mind your language
Have 300 javascript consoles.
2023-05-01 08:29:22 36.9%
Space space space space space
Have 450 shipments.
2023-05-01 08:28:50 36.8%
Invited to yesterday's party
Have 400 time machines.
2023-05-01 08:28:47 36.9%
Dicey business
Have 350 chancemakers.
2023-05-01 08:28:42 36.8%
My world's on fire, how about yours
Have 500 temples.
2023-05-01 08:27:43 36.8%
Renaissance baker
Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
2023-05-01 08:27:43 36.5%
Self-manmade man
Have 550 factories.
2023-05-01 08:27:36 36.3%
The thought that counts
Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
2023-05-01 08:27:28 31.6%
Rock on
Have 550 mines.
2023-05-01 08:27:22 36.6%
Okay boomer
Have 600 grandmas.
2023-05-01 08:27:10 36.8%
Coherence
Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
2023-05-01 08:26:58 37.1%
Set for life
Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
2023-05-01 08:26:43 37.2%
A model of document object
Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
2023-05-01 08:26:43 37.2%
Spoils and plunder
Have 250 idleverses.
2023-05-01 08:03:12 37.1%
Spell it out for you
Have 450 wizard towers.
2023-05-01 08:01:43 37.1%
Get the show on, get paid
Have 500 banks.
2023-05-01 08:01:37 37.1%
With her finger and her thumb
Have 600 cursors.
2023-05-01 08:01:29 37.2%
Ecumenopolis
Own 7,500 buildings.
2023-05-01 08:00:46 36.9%
Reverse funnel system
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
2023-05-01 08:00:46 37.3%
At the end of the tunnel
Have 350 prisms.
2023-05-01 08:00:29 37.1%
What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex
Have 400 portals.
2023-05-01 08:00:22 37.2%
The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had
Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
2023-05-01 07:59:56 37.5%
Overripe
Have 550 farms.
2023-05-01 07:59:44 36.9%
Thus spoke you
Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
2023-05-01 07:59:36 37.2%
Exotic matter
Have 350 antimatter condensers.
2023-05-01 07:59:14 37.3%
Out of one, many
Have 300 fractal engines.
2023-05-01 07:59:08 37.4%
Break the mold
Have 500 factories.
2023-05-01 07:58:38 37.3%
Eating its own
Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
2023-05-01 07:58:01 37.4%
Here be dragon
Complete your dragon's training.
2023-05-01 07:57:08 36.2%
Bicentennial
Have at least 200 of everything.
2023-05-01 07:56:34 37.7%
Gyrification
Have 200 cortex bakers.
2023-05-01 07:56:32 31.9%
Technical debt
Have 250 javascript consoles.
2023-05-01 07:54:42 37.4%
Way back then
Have 350 time machines.
2023-05-01 07:54:08 37.5%
But wait 'til you get older
Have 550 grandmas.
2023-05-01 07:53:53 37.3%
Hey now, you're a rock
Have 500 mines.
2023-05-01 07:53:49 37.5%
Vengeful and almighty
Have 450 temples.
2023-05-01 07:53:34 37.4%
Just a statistic
Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
2023-05-01 07:53:09 37.5%
Green cookies sleep furiously
Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
2023-05-01 07:51:38 36.9%
Worth its weight in lead
Have 400 alchemy labs.
2023-05-01 07:50:13 37.4%
That's just peanuts to space
Have 400 shipments.
2023-05-01 07:48:43 37.6%
He comes
Have 350 portals.
2023-05-01 07:48:42 37.7%
Be a lady
Have 300 chancemakers.
2023-05-01 07:48:39 37.6%
Push it to the limit
Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
2023-05-01 07:48:24 37.2%
Rarefied air
Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
2023-05-01 07:42:18 37.4%
To crumbs, you say?
Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
2023-05-01 07:35:45 37.8%
You get nothing
Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
2023-05-01 07:35:45 37.2%
Brought to you by the letter 🍪
Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
2023-05-01 07:26:46 37.8%
Save your breath because that's all you've got left
Have 450 banks.
2023-05-01 07:25:59 37.6%
Sharpest tool in the shed
Have 500 farms.
2023-05-01 07:22:26 37.7%
Harmony of the spheres
Have 300 prisms.
2023-05-01 07:22:09 37.8%
Defense of the ancients
Have 500 grandmas.
2023-05-01 07:21:24 38.0%
In-cog-neato
Have 450 factories.
2023-05-01 07:21:19 37.7%